Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

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Nakumbuka mwaka 2008 nilipokuwa kidato cha 6., mwl aliniita nyumbani kwake nikamtengenezee friji yake iliyokuwa imeharibika. Alinambia mchana lakn kutokana na kutingwa na masomo nilikwenda nyumbani kwake jion. Niligonga mlango kwa muda mrefu bila kufunguliwa mara nikasikia mtu akija kufungua. Alifungua mke wa mwl akiwa na amejifunga kanga moja ikionesha kwamba alikuwa kalala. Wakat anarudi mara akaikanyaga nguo kwa kidole kwa chn na ikadondoka akibakia mtu. Nilimkimbilia haraka ili nimfunge nguo lakn alijikuta akikaa kwenye sofa huku umbo lake la kuvutia likinichanganya akili. Aliniamuru nirudi mlangoni nifunge.....alinitupia tabasamu zito lililonifanya nipagawe. Nilimsogelea huku nikitaka kum-hug, akanipokea na kunikumbatia. Nikajarib bahati kwa kumbusu kitu ambacho kilimfanye asisimke huku akining'ang'ania. Nilitembeza mikono kiunoni kwake, hips, mgongoni, hatmaye nikatua garden. Alihema na kutoa miguno ambayo ilinitia hamasa na kujikuta vidole vyangu vikicheza na embe huku mnara wake nikiuchezea kwa ufundi. Nilizama na kidole changu huku mdogo ukiwa kifuani ukinyonya matunda yake, baada ya mautundu yangu kibao, nilijikuta niko ktkt ya mechi nzito kama ya ujerumani na Brazil. Alifurahi, akanipa 5000 nikatengeneza friji nikaenda bwenini!

Hii chai

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Unakumbushaa matukio hatari sana nshawahi toka class na kwenda kumla class mate tulikuwa kwa Lab twajifunza kuchuna opitc Fiber mtoto haelewi nikishika tools anataka nae ashike mara alegeze vifungo vya blauzi yake
Mfereji wa maziwa uleee unaonekana
Mtu mzima nkamtel unanipa nyege nikikuomba utanipa mama???? kiutan utani
Akajibu niombee tu

Bila kuvunga nkamtel twende tusepe pindi tusha sign. Kwa poz akasema tanguliaaa nakufata
Natoka mtu nae ana vua gloves tukaenda hadi room then i give my magic stick...

Mengine ni gal mwngne anaombwa kufundshwa nyt classes mara ouh baridi me nkumbatie mara ouh u look strong nikimtawanya classes za block flan hiv kuanzia saa nne hukuti watu...
Imewah hapen kama 5 hv kwa diffrnt watu bt ni tamu sana huh

Hii nzur

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[Am_tunnechi]

[mention]Carlos The Jackal [/mention] 🫡 nilipita na baadhi ya tricks zako, nimekula bosslady1 kizembe mnoo

Tuseme tawilee

 

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Bado kuliwa tigo kwa bahati mbaya tu

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hizi nye mbaya sana juzi alitumwa ka mwanafunzi kangu na mama ake

nilimpa mzigo alotumwa nkakuta nakala

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[Mwachiluwi]

[mention]Carlos The Jackal [/mention] 🫡 nilipita na baadhi ya tricks zako, nimekula bosslady1 kizembe mnoo

Tuseme tawilee

Tutasame pale tutakapo ona sms

 

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Nipo chuo mwaka wa 3, kuna demu wa mwaka wa kwanza nilimkuta yupo sehemu kama ana maumivu, nikamsogelea kujua nini tatizo, kumbe demu ana maumivu kisa kapata sup somo moja, kidume nina sup 3 afu sina habari, tukapiga piga story paleee, nikamshawishi twende geto tucheki movie, aiseee kilaani nikala tunda bila kumtongoza, baada ya wiki niakaanza kumtongoza, eti akanikataa...... wanawake wakiwa na mahasira mpka raha

*****

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Tutasame pale tutakapo ona sms

Ninauwezo hata kujichatisha tu kwa namba tofauti na nikapost ila siwezi tuma chochote humu, tumetofautiana buda.

Enjoy the view

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nilienda kupiga special exam udom, kwakuwa niliwahi wiki moja kabla ya kuriport nikabahatika kusafiri na kifest yia siti moja. Wao hutangulia kwa ajili ya orientation. Mungu si Athman bus ikaharibika Moro ikatulazimu kufka Dom usiku. Tukachukua lodge nikamtafuna vizuri tu, ila sikurudia tena, kumgonga, ni mngoni wa Songea, mweusiii tiiii. Mbayaaa

Watu mna dhambi dah!

Eti mweusi tii

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Ninauwezo hata kujichatisha tu kwa namba tofauti na nikapost ila siwezi tuma chochote humu, tumetofautiana buda.

Enjoy the view

Sawa chalii

 

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Kuna mke wa mtu(mpangaji mwenzetu),sikuwah kuwa na mazoea nae,siku hio jumamos akaniuliza "unakulaga birian"?nkamwambia ndio...bas bi mama akaniletea ki hotpot nkapiga menyu,baada ya mda akaja kuchukua vymbo kiutan nkamualika ndan kwel akazama akakuta series ya kikorea,akaduwaa anachek,muda si muda nkaona anajifunua funua nikajarib imo nkala mzigo.....baadae ananmbia amekaa miez 3 na mumewe hamgusi kila siku jamaa anasema kachoka!

Duuu

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Sawa chalii

Haikatai mkuu

 

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Nilienda kupiga special exam udom, kwakuwa niliwahi wiki moja kabla ya kuriport nikabahatika kusafiri na kifest yia siti moja. Wao hutangulia kwa ajili ya orientation. Mungu si Athman bus ikaharibika Moro ikatulazimu kufka Dom usiku. Tukachukua lodge nikamtafuna vizuri tu, ila sikurudia tena, kumgonga, ni mngoni wa Songea, mweusiii tiiii. Mbayaaa

Duuuh

 

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Huna akili being black doesn't mean no beauty

Nyinyi ndio mnasababisha wanawake wajichubue fala wewe

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Siku moja niko pub moja napata mbili tatu,gafla ukazuka ugomvi meza ya jirani jamaa akawa anamlazimisha demu waondoke demu hataki anadai mpaka amalize bia zake,jamaa mala akaanza kukusanya vile vinywaji na kumuamuru anyenyuke waondoke,,mala paaa nasikia demu kaja meza yangu na kuniita jina baba omary unamuona huyu? Mimi nikajibu mimi nawaangalia tu,yule jamaa akasepa sijui alihisi ni demu wangu,basi nikamwambia tuondoke nikaongoza mpaka guest nikachukua chumba nikala mbunye nikamuacha kalala,,,
Wanawake akili zao wanazijua wenyewe

Unexpected

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Mwaka juzi kuna jamaa yangu sanaa chalii tu ni lecture, kaniita tuonane alikua maeneo ya karibu home kwangu, nkamkuta yupo na demu mmoja mkalii (wanaishi wote)
Jamaa anakula gambe hatari hadi saa 5 usiku yupo hoi, dem ake hajalewa sana, mi hua sinywi, saa 6 nataka kuondoka akaniambia huwezi kuondoka mpaka uhakikishe nimefika nyumban siwezi kuendesha gari, hapo tupo sinza kwake mbezi, saa 6 na nusu jamaa yangu kazima, tukaondoka, njiani demu analalamika kiaina kanywa wine imetia nyegena jamaa yake yupo hoi hataweza kulala, nkamwambia vumilia asubuhi atazimaliza akadai akiamka yeye anawahi kazini..
Kufika home tukapaki gari nje tukam'beba hadi ndani, shem kuja kufunga geti na kanga tu, akaja kwa gari anaangalia km kuna kitu muhimu kasahau mara kanga ikamdondoka, kilichofata kwenye gari weka mbali na watoto, nilimrudisha ndani hawezi tembea vizuri nkafunga geti nkaruka ukuta nkasepa,
Kesho yake jioni anapiga simu anaulize wee ndio ulituleta home jana? Nkamjibu ndio, akauliza naitwa nani na maneno mengii, akasema hakubali jana alikua kalewa siwezi kumnyanyasa vile anataka gemu irudiwe, nilim'block no zake, siku alinitumia sms km gazeti hata sikujibu hadi leo kanichukia.
Niliamua hivyo sababu najua nna damu mbaya sana kwa hawa viumbe wa kike rafiki angu angekuja kujua tu km tungeendelea.

Sure

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Way back in early 2010's nilipata kuishi Mkoa fulani. Nikiwa huko, mpenzi wangu M alinikutanisha na rafiki yake F. Yalijengeka mazoea ya kawaida btn Me and F. Siku moja ilikuwa ni sikikuu, na F alikuja kunitembelea mahali nilipokuwa naishi. Tulipata kinywaji kidogo,na baadae tukajikuta tumeshiriki tendo.
Baada ya pale tuliendelea kula tunda mara moja moja kwa wizi, hadi pale nilipokuja kuondoka Mji ule. M hakuwahi kujua kama Mimi na F tuli-cross a line.

Duu

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2014 hapo nimeanza kupanga jamaa yangu nlokuwa naishi nae kwake akanipa mchongo wa kumtafutia wateja kwa biz yake nikawa nafanya hivyo, siku moja akanipa info kuwa kuna dem pia aliunganishwa na jamaa yake anataka kazi sasa inabid tuje tufahamiane nikasema poa ila jamaa akanambia dem ni mzuri na ana mpango amtongoze atangaze na ndoa nikasema hewalaa.

Siku zikasogea, nikamuomba jamaa namba ya demu akanipa nikajitambulisha, tukawa tunasalimiana, stori za hapa na pale hapo hata hatujaonana. Siku moja nikamtia voco akaanza unajua mimi jamaa yako ananitaka anataka kunioa, mara stori mob mi nikamuuliza wewe unafeel nin juu yake akanambia hana tym nae, huku kwangu akajaa kimasihara tu. Nikawa namwambia aje hom kwangu anisabahi pia apajue siku hiyo akanambia niko Kkoo nikitoka naja, hata kama ni usiku nikajua masikhara haya, kweli saa tatu nasikia mlango wangu unagongwa, nikafungua mtu huyu hapa mpaka ndani. Naambiwa nipishe nivue nikaoge nikasema sawa, nikampisha kavua kaenda kuoga, kilichofuata hapo, asubuh haniangalii usoni.

Chai

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Kipindi hichooo miee Badoo mdogoo nachungaa ngombe na demu mkubwaa tuu kanizidii miaka Kama kumiii hivii nikajaribu kuomba mzigo kiutanii alichekaa akaniambiaa hayaa njoo bwaneee ilee nawekaa kamashinee kanguu nikakutanaa najotoo hataree nikamwambiaa ngojaaa ipoee Kwanzaa daaa sahiviiii ameolewaa na anawatoto wakubwaaa tuuu ilaa nikiendagaa home ananiambiagaa imeshapoaa njoooo

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Siku moja gafla simu hiyo inaita namba naijua. Anauliza sumbai upo wapi nna shida nikuone.

Nkakata simu nkajua ni mambo ya forever living màana ndio maika haya mambo yalikuaa yamepamba moto na huyu bidada alikuwa senior leader.

Gafla akatuma sms Sumbai take my phone.

Akapiga. Akaanza kulalamika. Ananiambia haiwezekani mchhumba wake amchumbie alafu aendelee kumcheat. Sasa ninacho taka nakuja unit.ie weee paka uchoke. Yani uni.tie haswaa paka hasira zangu ziishe....

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Siku hizi kila mtu anafamilia yake.

Duuu

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