Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

issaaman said:
Kulikuwa na mfanyakazi wa muhindi
Mume wa muhindi alikwenda Canada sasa mama la kihindi limeshikika likaanza kuita
Hee juma kuja huku
Hee juma nini fanza
Her juma igia ndani
Hee juma Nini naficha
Hee juma wewe naiba hogo jikoni
Hee juma ona sasa hogo naoneka
Hee juma fungua suruali Naona kama miji naiba jikoni yangu
Wakati huo juma mzuka umeshampanda Kwenye zipu kumetuna
Hee Juma Mimi taka ona naficha nini wewe
Juma akaona isiwe tabu akafungua zipu mama la kihindi likaona network 4G
Hee juma hapana sema kwa mtu ingia hapa taratibu hapana umiza Mimi
Hee juma iko kuba Sana hii
Ingiza juma
Jumaaaa iko tamu Sana juma
Hapana sema juma
Kila siku kuja dani juma furahi mimi
Juma akala kwa ubwete na hela kapewa
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Kutakuta said:
Kisa cha kweli kabisa uwongo dhambi Joanahh ananijua vizuri mimi! Mi juzi ndani ya huu mwezi Septemba 2019 ndo nilijua dunia hii imekwisha duhhh! Niliingia Namnani hotel pale nimsubirie chumbani demu wangu under 25 tu hivi! Sasa wakati niko mapokezi nachukua chumba, nikaona kademu kazuri sana naye anachukua chumba kapewa hela na jamaa yake atangulie room jamaa yuko kazini anasubiri atoke amkute room. Kila mmoja wetu akachukua ufunguo wake tukawa tunaelekea floor ya pili, kumbe vyumba viko jirani yeye yuko mbele mi nafuata kwa nyuma. Wakati anafungua mlango wake, nikamsalimia vizuri tu lakini nikiwa nimemkazia macho sana mpaka akahisi nimemtamani. Nikamuuliza wewe ni mgeni umefikia hoteli hii au kuna mtu unakutana naye? Akatabasamu kidogo, akasema namsubiri jamaa yangu anatokea kazini. Nikasema okay byee. Nikapita nikaingia room yangu nikaanza tu kumuwaza kiajabuajabu tu. Dakika 5 hivi bila ajizi nikaenda kumgongea mlango, ile kufungua tu nikajifanya nimekosea room akasema hamna shida kwani vipi? Nikamuuliza vipi jamaa ameshafika? akasema amemwambia baada ya saa moja hivi ndo atafika kutegemea na foleni. Nikasema naomba niingie ndani kidogo nione room yako akasema anaogopa hanifahamu, nikamsisitiza akasema chukua namba yangu tutachat we rudi chumbani kwako, nikafanya hivyo. Nikiwa room nikatumia simu yangu nyingine ya kimagumashi nikamtext kuwa asishangae wala asiogope kwani nami namsubiria demu wangu. Nikamwambia ujue ni hulka tu za sisi wanaume na kiubinadamu tu nimeona umbo lako dahh umenichanganya. Akasema tufahamiane kwa vile namba ipo tutafutane siku nyingine tuongee. Nikamwambia embu njoo room kwangu mara moja akasema anaogopa demu wangu anaweza kumkuta, nikamwambia mpaka aje na mpaka nimwelekeze room nilipo siyo rahisi kumkuta yeye. Akasema lakini ashavua nguo amepumzika, nikamwambia si unavaa tu hilo gauni ndefu (alikuwa amevaa gauni free hivi kama dera) njoo tu dk moja nitakupa kazawadi kadogo hapa. Akasema sawa ila iwe dk moja kweli, yaani kweli akaja na kidera tu hana chupi wala sidiria wala chochote. Alipoingia tu nikafunga mlango, nikashika elfu 20 mkononi, anaiona kiaina, nikachukua condom anaiona, nikamwambia dk moja tusije kubambwa na jamaa yako! Kanabishabisha ohhh kaka sikufahamu. nikamwambia nimebanwa sana, huku nimemkumbatia kanasema ohhh sasa demu wako atatukuta, ohhh sasa jamaa yangu atagundua nishasex nikasema we niachie mi nikojoe wewe usikojoe, akasema fanya fasta. Nikapiga mzigo dk 5 kashatoa goli moja nami nikatoa basi kakachukua buku 20 kakarudi room kwake. Ilikuwa saa 9 alasiri hivi. Saa mbili usiku anasema ameshaagana na jamaa yake, je bado uko room na demu wako? Nikasema nitafute kesho, hapo hapo nikadelete namba. Nadhani naye alipoteza namba yangu hajanitafuta hadi leo.

Mpaka sasa kisa hiki nakifikiria nasema dunia imekwisha, najisikitikia mwenyewe nimekulaje mzigo kizembe hivi japo nimetumia condom lakini hata mtu simjui mimi kwangu ni kituko sijawahi. Nadhani kisa hiki kitanifanya niokoke.
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Freightliner said:
ccm oyeee!! kidumu chama mapinduzi
siku moja nimetulia zangu na wana tunacheki game ya simba mke wa mpangaji wetu akapita dirishani nikamuita mbona unatungulia akasema nataka na mimi nicheki akaingia akakaa nilipo kaa mimi aisee mara akashika simu yangu nikamtolea pasiwedi nikamshika paja naona hatoi nikaongeza akili ya valuu kichwani..nikamgusa tena hatoi nikajiwazia ashaliwa huyu..game ikaisha nikawatoa wana nikarudi kila nikimshika hachomoi mara mkono kwenye titi hatoi kaanza kulegea pale pale nguvu ya valuu ikaanza nikampelekea dude mno na ikawa destiri yetu
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funzadume said:
Kuna kipindi nilikuwa nakaa nyumba moja Iringa maeneo ya Wilolesi nilikuwa single. Kuna dada mmoja alikuja home tulikuwa tumekutana mjini kwenye mambo ya kazi akasema ananionaga tu mtaani nikamwambia aje kunitembelea kimzaamzaa akatia timu jioni yake .

Tukapiga stories kuanzia saa 12 jioni mpaka saa nne usiku huku tunaangalia movie. Nikawa nashangaa huyu mbona haondoki maana nilikuwa nasubiri asepe me niende kula mtaani. Tulikuwa tumekaa makochi tofauti akaomba kwenda chooni alivyorudi akahamia kochi nililokaa la watu wawili. Tulijikuta tu tunakula denda baadae nilimgegeda palepale kwenye kochi. Baadae nikamwomba twende tukale nikaita taxi tukaenda kula demu akasema analala kwangu. Toka siku hiyo nilikuwa namgonga mpk mtaa mzima ukawa unajua.
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GERALD1990 said:
nilikua najua ww mkubwa kubwa kumbe chalii unasoma kuna whatsapp?? form four umemaliza mwaka gani??
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Mkuu Kwan unadhan Mimi Mzee au baba wa Makamo?.

Mimi kijana mbichi kabisaa yaan Mbichi .

Ila nn, Suala la kumaliza Form four na umri ,achana nalo !!.

Kuna watu walichelewa Shule kuanza, wengine wanaumwa wanasitisha muda fulan , n.k, so anamaliza Form four akiwa hata na miaka 20 .

Yote Kwa yote am just a Gallant Man with only 30yrs !!.
 
Carlos The Jackal said:
Mkuu Kwan unadhan Mimi Mzee au baba wa Makamo?.

Mimi kijana mbichi kabisaa yaan Mbichi .

Ila nn, Suala la kumaliza Form four na umri ,achana nalo !!.

Kuna watu walichelewa Shule kuanza, wengine wanaumwa wanasitisha muda fulan , n.k, so anamaliza Form four akiwa hata na miaka 20 .

Yote Kwa yote am just a Gallant Man with only 30yrs !!.
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mudy92 said:
Nilivyomla BIBI wa demu wangu kimasihara...

Mimi ni mpenzi wa pombe za jadi yaani KOMONI na KIMPUMU, ni pombe asilia na napenda vitu asili.

Mama muuza Ana binti yake aged 18 years, Huyu mama alifiwa mume miaka mingi ko anajishughulisha na kuuza msosi asubuhi na ulabu jioni, akisaidiwa na huyu binti yake ambaye alimaliza skul alafu akapata NUNGE ya class 1.

Binti yake alikuwaga katika rada zangu nimchakate na alikuwa anaelekea qibla kabisa ila ndo zile sitaki nataka, Huyu Binti anaishi na BiBi Yake ( niliomgonga )

Tarehe 31 Dec 2022 nikatimba Banda ili nitupie ulabu nirudi magetoni nikatupe mgongo, hamadi binti yupo na alishanipanga siku 2 nyuma kuwa atanipa Mbususu niichakate, nikamkumbusha akasema sio kesi nisubiri afunge wakati anaenda kwa Bibi yake Mimi nikamfaidi anapokaa maana Bibi yake atakuwa ashalala, nikasema tawile nikasunda kwenye bench ( Hakuna viti baa za kienyeji) mpaka mida ya saaa sita na 30 hivi binti bado anavunguka kuhudumia, mie kimpumu kishakaa kichwani na abdallah kichwa wazi anataka akateme mkojo....

Cha kushangaza bhana

Demu akapotea nisijue kaelekea wapi na muda ushaelekea saa 7 na dakika 20, nikaona atakuwa ametangulia kwa bibi ake na Mimi namfuata hukohuko..

Mwamba nikala chocho mpaka masikani anapokaa demu na Bibi yake, nikagonga dirishani kwa kijikwenzi uchwara ili Manzi ashituke ila sikujibiwa, ikabidi niongeze thrust ya kwenzi nikajibiwa na sauti hafifu

"pita wee ushachelewa"

Nikajisogeza mlango kuugusa uko wazi kumbe ulikuwa umeegeshwa, chumba si nakijua na niligonga dakika 0 nyuma apo nikazama mpk ndani, kwa msaada wa macho yangu nalile giza la chumba nikaona kitanda na mtu kalala juu basi mwamba nikatoa viatu nikapanda....

Bila kusemeshana nikaanza kupiga touch za viuno na makalio (kumbuka muda huo niko kikombe na abdallah ashajaa damu anataka atapike alale)

Touch za hapa na pale sioni ushirikiano, nikasema nisipoteze Muda nikapandisha nguo nikakuta taiti ndani nikaishusha, usawa wa kati ya mapaja, Nikapaka rungu mate nikaipenyeza kwa nyuma, mazeee kumax ya motoo kabisaa, nikaanza kupiga pump piga sana pump mtu anagugumia tu, Mara wazungu hao.....

Saaa 9 hiyo nikaona nikikaa zaidi, kesho Mwaka mpya watu wanaenda church asubuhi nitamwaga kuku kwenye mchele, nikatoka nikarudi magetoni nikalala mpk saa 4

Kesho yake asubuhi saa 5 nakutana na demu katika story anasema alienda disco na rafiki ake ndo maana hakunisubiri...

Kichwani ikawaka taa "pyaa"

Jana nilimtomb@ nani????[emoji3]

Nikajishaua shaua pale kuwa nilimsubiri Sana nikaona nisepe, niliporudi get nikawaza sana ila jibu lilikuwa nilimtomb@ Bibi yake....[emoji17][emoji17]

Asa mbona Bibi hakushtuka wala kusema lolote! Sina jibu mpaka saizi.
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Kesho naletewa mbususu na mke wa dereva muendesha mabasi ya mkoani sema wanawake walioolewa ni watamu sana na wanatupenda mabachera sema kuna wanaume hawafatilii kabisa wake zao huyu demu ananikaangia mpaka mayai mara tatu kwa wiki na vyombo vinakaa geto muda mrefu bwana hastuki tu mpaka pilau analetaga
 

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Kesho naletewa mbususu na mke wa dereva muendesha mabasi ya mkoani sema wanawake walioolewa ni watamu sana na wanatupenda mabachera sema kuna wanaume hawafatilii kabisa wake zao huyu demu ananikaangia mpaka mayai mara tatu kwa wiki na vyombo vinakaa geto muda mrefu bwana hastuki tu mpaka pilau analetaga
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akanyambasira said:
Ngoja nimalizie story yangu ingaweje inasemekana ni Chai ya moto kwa baadhi.



Basi bwana nikawa napump Mdogo Mdogo huku sis anachezea antenna ya Dogo na kunyonya matiti yake...mara Dogo akaniambia Shem harder pls...basi kidume nikaongeza speed Dogo akaongeza maguno..akasema tena shem harder...duuu Mara akamwaga maji kama bomba vile yaani chiiiiiiiiiiii kama kwa sekunde kumi hv...ghafla ikawa kama kazima vile..du ikabidi tu nichomoe kabda hata wazungu hawajatoka...nikamuuliza sis yake vp mbona kama kazimia...sis akajibu we unaona hilo kojo ni la kawaida mwache tu anasikilizia utamu...nenda kaoge...basi nikaenda kuoga...narudi nkuta Dogo ankoroma...sis akaniambia twende sebuleni mwache alale..nilikosa ht story ya kupiga kila Mmoja yupo busy n simu..

Mar Dogo akaja sebuleni kinamisha kichwa...sis yake akaanza kucheka akaniuliza vp Unona aibu??Dogo akaanza kulia akmfuata sis yake akpiga magoti akamwambia Dada nisamehe nimekikosea sana..lakini Dada.kbla hajaendelea sis akamwambiia nymza...Mdogo Wangu nakujua vzuri sna ukitka kitu lzima utakipta na ukishapenda unkuwga kma chizi...ila jua tu kuwa nkupenda sana sana no matter what...wakkumbtiana kwa nguvu huku wote wanalia...nikawmbia ngoja niwaache this is too tough for me to handle...Dogo akanimbia shem usiondoke...wakakumbatiana kma dk Mbili hivi...sisi akambusu dogo mdomoni...mra Dogo akamvuta sis yake wakaanza kukiss...mm nipo tu nawaangalia.

Muda kidogo Dogo akaniambia Shem pls njoooo....nikawafuata nikaanza kumkiss Dogo..nikamshika ss yake begani nikawa kama namsukuma kwa chini...she knew what I meant...akapiga magoti akanivua pensi akaanza kunyonya dushe...nyonya sana Mara akasema twende ukanikojoze na mm..namshika mkono tunaelekea room Dogo akasema na mm nakuja...kabla sijajibu ss akamwambia njoo...kufika room nikamlaza ss kwa mgongo akabinua miguu nikamwingizia middle finger ya kushoto kwa ass huku nikichezea antenna kwa middle finger ya kulia kwa utadi wa hali ya juu.. Bintiwamoyo...Dogo na yeye akaanza kumyonya sis matiti yake...like zoezi lilichukua kama 5 minutes...sisi akaniambia babe pls ingiza...nikamuuliza Wapi..akasema kokote...kabla sijaamua Dogo akachukua jelly akaipaka then akailekeza kule...nikaingiza taratiibu mpaka mwisho...ss akasema this is soo sweet...Dogo akaniangalia akatabasamu....akaanza kuchezea antenna yasis..hsikupita muda sana sis akakojoa ila sio Mengi kama Dogo...akajichomoa akalala kwa ubavu...MZEE hapo mm sijakojoa hata kimoja naishia kukojoza tu..kitu hapo iko mnara balaa.

Nikamnong'oneza dogo aisee mlichonofanyia Leo sio poa..unajua sijakojoa...akaniambia twende sebuleni...kufika akaipaka tena jelly akainama akashika kochi...akaniangalia kwa nahaba kinyumanyuma vile akaniambia it is all yours........hahahaaaaaaa...

Nikala mzigo nikamuuliza kila Mmoja akaenda kuoga tukawa yupo tunaangalia TV...sis Naye akaja ameshaiga akauliza mlikuwa mnafanya nn muda wote?Dogo akanyyoshea TV kidole...sisi akauliza kweli???kisha akachrka..akakaa kama dk Mbili akauliza kwa hyo tunaondokaje hapa...Dogo akamwambia si tunatembea nyumbani si Katibu tu, sis akamwambia hujanielewa namaanisha tulichofanya Leo ndo kitendelea maana mm sipo tayari kumuaachabmchepuko Wangu...Dogo na na yeye akasema na mm sipo tayari kumuacha Shem Wangu...hahahaaaa
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