Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Ramea said:
Nilienda kupiga special exam udom, kwakuwa niliwahi wiki moja kabla ya kuriport nikabahatika kusafiri na kifest yia siti moja. Wao hutangulia kwa ajili ya orientation. Mungu si Athman bus ikaharibika Moro ikatulazimu kufka Dom usiku. Tukachukua lodge nikamtafuna vizuri tu, ila sikurudia tena, kumgonga, ni mngoni wa Songea, mweusiii tiiii. Mbayaaa
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Watu mna dhambi dah!

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Chinedu5 said:
Kuna mke wa mtu(mpangaji mwenzetu),sikuwah kuwa na mazoea nae,siku hio jumamos akaniuliza "unakulaga birian"?nkamwambia ndio...bas bi mama akaniletea ki hotpot nkapiga menyu,baada ya mda akaja kuchukua vymbo kiutan nkamualika ndan kwel akazama akakuta series ya kikorea,akaduwaa anachek,muda si muda nkaona anajifunua funua nikajarib imo nkala mzigo.....baadae ananmbia amekaa miez 3 na mumewe hamgusi kila siku jamaa anasema kachoka![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Ramea said:
Nilienda kupiga special exam udom, kwakuwa niliwahi wiki moja kabla ya kuriport nikabahatika kusafiri na kifest yia siti moja. Wao hutangulia kwa ajili ya orientation. Mungu si Athman bus ikaharibika Moro ikatulazimu kufka Dom usiku. Tukachukua lodge nikamtafuna vizuri tu, ila sikurudia tena, kumgonga, ni mngoni wa Songea, mweusiii tiiii. Mbayaaa
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Leonardchama7 said:
Siku moja niko pub moja napata mbili tatu,gafla ukazuka ugomvi meza ya jirani jamaa akawa anamlazimisha demu waondoke demu hataki anadai mpaka amalize bia zake,jamaa mala akaanza kukusanya vile vinywaji na kumuamuru anyenyuke waondoke,,mala paaa nasikia demu kaja meza yangu na kuniita jina baba omary unamuona huyu? Mimi nikajibu mimi nawaangalia tu,yule jamaa akasepa sijui alihisi ni demu wangu,basi nikamwambia tuondoke nikaongoza mpaka guest nikachukua chumba nikala mbunye nikamuacha kalala,,,
Wanawake akili zao wanazijua wenyewe
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Samboko said:
Mwaka juzi kuna jamaa yangu sanaa chalii tu ni lecture, kaniita tuonane alikua maeneo ya karibu home kwangu, nkamkuta yupo na demu mmoja mkalii (wanaishi wote)
Jamaa anakula gambe hatari hadi saa 5 usiku yupo hoi, dem ake hajalewa sana, mi hua sinywi, saa 6 nataka kuondoka akaniambia huwezi kuondoka mpaka uhakikishe nimefika nyumban siwezi kuendesha gari, hapo tupo sinza kwake mbezi, saa 6 na nusu jamaa yangu kazima, tukaondoka, njiani demu analalamika kiaina kanywa wine imetia nyegena jamaa yake yupo hoi hataweza kulala, nkamwambia vumilia asubuhi atazimaliza akadai akiamka yeye anawahi kazini..
Kufika home tukapaki gari nje tukam'beba hadi ndani, shem kuja kufunga geti na kanga tu, akaja kwa gari anaangalia km kuna kitu muhimu kasahau mara kanga ikamdondoka, kilichofata kwenye gari weka mbali na watoto, nilimrudisha ndani hawezi tembea vizuri nkafunga geti nkaruka ukuta nkasepa,
Kesho yake jioni anapiga simu anaulize wee ndio ulituleta home jana? Nkamjibu ndio, akauliza naitwa nani na maneno mengii, akasema hakubali jana alikua kalewa siwezi kumnyanyasa vile anataka gemu irudiwe, nilim'block no zake, siku alinitumia sms km gazeti hata sikujibu hadi leo kanichukia.
Niliamua hivyo sababu najua nna damu mbaya sana kwa hawa viumbe wa kike rafiki angu angekuja kujua tu km tungeendelea.
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LEARNED BROTHER said:
Way back in early 2010's nilipata kuishi Mkoa fulani. Nikiwa huko, mpenzi wangu M alinikutanisha na rafiki yake F. Yalijengeka mazoea ya kawaida btn Me and F. Siku moja ilikuwa ni sikikuu, na F alikuja kunitembelea mahali nilipokuwa naishi. Tulipata kinywaji kidogo,na baadae tukajikuta tumeshiriki tendo.
Baada ya pale tuliendelea kula tunda mara moja moja kwa wizi, hadi pale nilipokuja kuondoka Mji ule. M hakuwahi kujua kama Mimi na F tuli-cross a line.
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Baraja said:
2014 hapo nimeanza kupanga jamaa yangu nlokuwa naishi nae kwake akanipa mchongo wa kumtafutia wateja kwa biz yake nikawa nafanya hivyo, siku moja akanipa info kuwa kuna dem pia aliunganishwa na jamaa yake anataka kazi sasa inabid tuje tufahamiane nikasema poa ila jamaa akanambia dem ni mzuri na ana mpango amtongoze atangaze na ndoa nikasema hewalaa.

Siku zikasogea, nikamuomba jamaa namba ya demu akanipa nikajitambulisha, tukawa tunasalimiana, stori za hapa na pale hapo hata hatujaonana. Siku moja nikamtia voco akaanza unajua mimi jamaa yako ananitaka anataka kunioa, mara stori mob mi nikamuuliza wewe unafeel nin juu yake akanambia hana tym nae, huku kwangu akajaa kimasihara tu. Nikawa namwambia aje hom kwangu anisabahi pia apajue siku hiyo akanambia niko Kkoo nikitoka naja, hata kama ni usiku nikajua masikhara haya, kweli saa tatu nasikia mlango wangu unagongwa, nikafungua mtu huyu hapa mpaka ndani. Naambiwa nipishe nivue nikaoge nikasema sawa, nikampisha kavua kaenda kuoga, kilichofuata hapo, asubuh haniangalii usoni.
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KOISO said:
Kipindi hichooo miee Badoo mdogoo nachungaa ngombe na demu mkubwaa tuu kanizidii miaka Kama kumiii hivii nikajaribu kuomba mzigo kiutanii alichekaa akaniambiaa hayaa njoo bwaneee ilee nawekaa kamashinee kanguu nikakutanaa najotoo hataree nikamwambiaa ngojaaa ipoee Kwanzaa daaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] sahiviiii ameolewaa na anawatoto wakubwaaa tuuu ilaa nikiendagaa home ananiambiagaa imeshapoaa njoooo
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sumbai said:
Siku moja gafla simu hiyo inaita namba naijua. Anauliza sumbai upo wapi nna shida nikuone.

Nkakata simu nkajua ni mambo ya forever living màana ndio maika haya mambo yalikuaa yamepamba moto na huyu bidada alikuwa senior leader.

Gafla akatuma sms Sumbai take my phone.

Akapiga. Akaanza kulalamika. Ananiambia haiwezekani mchhumba wake amchumbie alafu aendelee kumcheat. Sasa ninacho taka nakuja unit.ie weee paka uchoke. Yani uni.tie haswaa paka hasira zangu ziishe....

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Siku hizi kila mtu anafamilia yake.
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Carlos The Jackal said:
mkwepu jr masuala ya kusoma komenti na kwenda kupigia nyeto komenti zetu, Nawewe hata huweki tukio lako, sio poa kabisaaa.


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Mkuu mishemishe zote hizo na bado uko na wife....weee kiboko sana!! haya mambo ya kuwa fuska ni madhara ya kutemwa na mademu tulio wapenda sana.

Na hao tulidhani wanaweza kuwa wake zetu. Roho iliyotendwa daima hutamani kulipiza kisasi.

Namwili ukiingia damu ya ngono hakika hakuna demu atakayeluka mbele yako.

Enzi zangu ni kama ww ila ktk pilika nikapata mke kabisa...so nikaamua tulia kabisa.maana nilishampiga matukio mpaka basi..nafikiri ongezeko la majukumu na utu uzima...

Unatupa burudani sana mwamba ww ni kiwembe haswa inabidi tukisome huu uzi tunajaiiba sana. Maana huu uzi ni Nyala ya Serikali.
 
Samboko said:
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Huyo demu alipanga kuliwa kabisaa,

Umenikumbusha demu mmoja tulikua tunafanya kazi wote sasa akawa anajisifu anaweza lala na mwanaume mpaka asubuhi na asimfanye kitu, nkamwambia wafanyie haohao wajinga usidhubutu kwangu akawa anabisha,
Jumamosi moja nkamcheki kama utani njoo home nna hamu na mgeni leo nimeboreka kuwa mwenyewe (ofisi ilifungwa kwa mda ikikarabatiwa).
Mida ya 12 jioni katia timu, tukapiga stori sana na kucheki muvi, imefika saa 4 akasema anataka kuondoka nkamwambia lala akagoma home kwao hawatamuelewa, nkamwambia wee ushakua mkubwa hukosi mbinu, pia akagoma nkamkumbusha leo nilitaka nione unawezaje kulala na mwanaume na asikukule akadai hashindwi akiamua kulala simfanyi kitu, nkamwambia basi nionyeshe uhodari wako leo, kuja kushtuka saa 6 usiku akaamua kulala lkn akaomba nisim'bake nkamwambia sawa...

Tumeingia kitandani mi sina hata bukta akaogopa nkamwambia mi siwezi lala na nguo, yeye kalala na nguo zake, nkamwambia si unajiamni? Nguo za nini sasa? Akadai naweza mvizia kalala nkamfanya matusi nkamwambia siwezi fanya hivyo na kama mwanamke hajakubali kwa hiari yake hata dudu haisimani, akavua akabaki na chupi na kiblauzi,

Nkawa najisemea moyoni wee hunijui, nkamtunishia dudu akajifanya haioni, baadae akasema mbona umesimamisha sasa? Nkamwambia joto lako linanifikia huku (tulilala pembeni kila mmoja upande wake) akauliza huumii? Nkamwambia sina jinsi wacha niumie tu kwani wewe mwanaume mwenzangu? Akadai niilaze nkamwambia wee lala tu mi nikilala na yenyewe italala, akageukia upande mwingine akajifanya kalala, baada ya dk 10 hv kugeuka kitu kiko pale pale, akauliza mbona hailali sasa nkamwambia iache tu umeamua kuitesa haina jinsi tena, na mi nkageukia upande mwingine nkajifanya nimelala na kukoroma kwa mbaali, akaja kuchungulia bado iko juu, akanisogelea akaniambia nakuonea huruma ngoja niichezee hadi ukojoe ilale nkamwambia sawa, akafanya yake hadi nkafika lkn haikulala (yote hayo yanaendelea wala sikumgusa popote) akauliza mbona hailali sasa? Nkamwambia hapo umeipa mchuzi wa nyama sasa inasubiria nyama yenyewe haiwezi kulala, akawa kimya km dk 2 hivi, mara akaja juu kaikalia kilichoendelea hapo ilikua historia kwetu,

Saa 4 asubuhi ndio tunashtuka kua kumekucha, tukaenda kuoga tukanywa chai akasepa, baada ya dk 20 nkamtumia sms "fyoko fyoko fyokoooo" "wafanyie hao hao" akadai alinionea huruma tu nkamwambia zile zote zilikua mbinu shirikishi tu ili nikukule bila wee kushtuka unaliwa akatukana tusi na kicheko...
Kazini kila tikionana namtania fyoko fyoko fyokoooo, Mpaka leo salam yetu ni fyoko fyoko fyokoooo.
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