Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Young Nas · Mar 30, 2022

Nash9 said:
Not him, its gambe to blame

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Young Nas · Mar 30, 2022

shamzugi said:
Mwanangu, we ni mwandishi mzuri sana, nimeipenda lugha chombeza ulotumia, ila kwa maana ya kula tunda kimasikhara hujala mana ilitake time hadi kumgegeda. But big up man kwa uandishi ulotukuka

Yeah mchizi Ana uandishi mzur...

MrWings · Mar 30, 2022

Kesho asubuhi naend kula tunda Kuna Dem nlimkut njian na katoto kake nkamfuat na kumuomb namb akanipa saa nne ya huu usiku nmempigia na kumwambia kesh asubuhi njoo geto akauliza mbn hata hatujajuan kwanz nakuj kufnyje nkamjib we mtumzima unajua ninachtk akaomb location

cocastic · Mar 30, 2022

secretservice said:
Kesho asubuhi naend kula tunda Kuna Dem nlimkut njian na katoto kake nkamfuat na kumuomb namb akanipa saa nne ya huu usiku nmempigia na kumwambia kesh asubuhi njoo geto akauliza mbn hata hatujajuan kwanz nakuj kufnyje nkamjib we mtumzima unajua ninachtk akaomb location

Sio masikhara hii, tayar ni mshapangana hapo, lol [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Corosive · Mar 30, 2022

LuisMkinga said:
Kunamwingine alikuwa k8ongozi wa sifa Church.
Post za status ni mavifungu ya bible.
Siku nikamchokoza mbona huwa usomi na kupost wimbo ulio bora wa mfalme suleiman...
Akajibu nikiolewa ntapost, nkasema kwani hufanyi sasa hivi akasema before sijaokoka nilikuwa mtenda dhambi now najitakasa na damu ya Yesu.. nkamwambia hata sasa ni mdhambi kwani dhambi ni dhambi na tupo kwenye rehema na neema.
Tukutane sehemu fulani ukitoka kanisani.. nkajibiwa poa lakini tusitende dhambi.. nkamwambia Yesu yupo, na jumapili atasamehe..

So walokole wanapost bible verses msiwaogope. Wajibuni kwa hoja na mistari ndani ya bible wanalika

Walpole ukisema uwatongoze utalala yoo.

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sibbonnobo · Mar 30, 2022

McMug said:
Ni freestyle zako tu,, ukiandaa lines utakwama tu

Ngoja nitengeneze self training program kisha niifanyie kazi.

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Desire mobutu seseseko · Mar 30, 2022

Joannah said:
Masikhara ziko kote,ndio Maana stori haziishi kwenye hili jukwaa sema wadada hawana guts za kusimulia.....[emoji1][emoji1]

em leta yako nawew basi...tuendelezw uzi wetu pendwa..[emoji16][emoji16]

Desire mobutu seseseko · Mar 30, 2022

LuisMkinga said:
Kunamwingine alikuwa k8ongozi wa sifa Church.
Post za status ni mavifungu ya bible.
Siku nikamchokoza mbona huwa usomi na kupost wimbo ulio bora wa mfalme suleiman...
Akajibu nikiolewa ntapost, nkasema kwani hufanyi sasa hivi akasema before sijaokoka nilikuwa mtenda dhambi now najitakasa na damu ya Yesu.. nkamwambia hata sasa ni mdhambi kwani dhambi ni dhambi na tupo kwenye rehema na neema.
Tukutane sehemu fulani ukitoka kanisani.. nkajibiwa poa lakini tusitende dhambi.. nkamwambia Yesu yupo, na jumapili atasamehe..

So walokole wanapost bible verses msiwaogope. Wajibuni kwa hoja na mistari ndani ya bible wanalika

mkuu we ndo shetani mwenyewe qmmke[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Desire mobutu seseseko · Mar 30, 2022

Carlos The Jackal said:
Kesho nikiwah na muda, nitawapa Stori .

Nilivyomtomba Bidada Mmoja wakishua sanaaa.

Eti kisa, Mama yake aliletwa Hosp kwetu,, akalazwa kitengo changu , na kwakua Mimi nilikua naingia zamu ya usiku.

Na demu wakat wa usiku ndo anapata muda wakutoka kazin aje kumuona mama yake

Getin haruhusiwi kuingia Ndugu wa Mgonjwa , Basi Mimi mwenyewe ndio nikawa namfata Getin, walinzi ...ohoooooo Dokta Samahani Boss ,kumbe ni ngeni wako...

Eeehhh Huyu muwe mnamuacha anaingia muda wote ni Mke wangu.. walinzi wanchekaaaa ..Bidada anachekaaa.

Yeye huyu Bidada ,akaona nmemfanyia jambo lamaana.

Anyway, nmemtomba Alhamis ya wiki ilopita kuanzia saa Tano mpaka saa 10 jion ..baadae nikaingia job.

kazi na dawa Daktari.. miaka 6 sio poa aise,Medicine

Desire mobutu seseseko · Mar 30, 2022

cocastic said:
Sio masikhara hii, tayar ni mshapangana hapo, lol [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

we kimasihara yako ikowap???

Godo · Mar 30, 2022

Desire mobutu seseseko said:
mkuu we ndo shetani mwenyewe qmmke[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mademu walokole ni mbwembwe akikamwambia anawahi kwenye kwaya we omba mzigo utapewe kama kawaida tu.

Carlos The Jackal · Mar 30, 2022

Kuna Siku Nimeingia Supermarket Fulani ivi ilikua mida ya saa nne Asubuhi, nikiwa nazunguka zunguka, nakutana na Bidada nayeye ananunua mazaga mazaga ya watoto wake.

Nyiee, alikua na booonge la Tako, rangi ya chocolate..

Basi bana, nikamsogelea nikamsalimu,( Aiseee Mimi ni mcheshi mnooo, alafu niko smart sanaaa , ninanukia mnoo) ... Nahii inafanya Wanawake wengi kushindwa Kuniresist .

Ewaaa stories zikawa stories, nikachomekeaa...Una muda tukae Mahali??

Akauliza, Leo??? Nikajibu eeehhh au unaonaje ??

Akajibu ..mmmhh Leo Hapana mpaka.....

Kabla hajmaliza, nikaingilia,....anyway najua unaharaka namm naharaka ya kwenda kuwahudumia Watanzania wagonjwa huko, embu maliza kuhemea kwanza ,nitakua nje nakusubir tuongee kidogo .

Akasema poa....

Basi Bwana, baada ya muda huyu hapa , nikamwambia unausafiri akasema Hapana, anaitwa boda wake, Nikamwambia, usimuite,. Utapanda kwa ka Boksa kangu hiyo Buku mbili unipe ya mafuta.

Likachekaa Sanaa, ohoooo jamaan km umeshaamua kunipeleka wee nipeleke, Buku mbili Yann???

Nikawasha tukutuku basi mara yakwanza akawa amekaaa kikike, nikakomaaa unakaaje hivo wewe?? Unahisi ukikaa Kiume nitafaidii hizo paja na joto lake??? Embu kaaa Kiume wew( Nilimwambia Kwa makusudi ili nuine Je command yangu ataifata??? Akiifata najua tayari huyu analiwa maana keshaanza kunitii)

Akapanda tukasepa, tuko njiani nakuambia maujinga, aiseeeee mbona unajoto sana, Anayekutomba anafaidi mno!!!

Linachekaaa, alafu weweee acha hizooo

Nikakomaaa weee, Mara nikaliambia tupite sehem Mara Moja. Likawa kimya, nikarudia Tena lipo kimya .

Mamaeeee nikajua huyu mwanamke kumaa imeshaloaaa sanaaa.

Nikabadili njiaa Mara tuko kwenye Lodge nayochinjia .

Hapo ilikua saa 7 na dakika zake mchana.

Nikalishika mkono ,nikazama ndan, Nikachukue room.

Nikimpiga mashine bao mbili za nguvu mamaee kuanzia saa 7 hiyo mpaka saa kumi .

Nikalibeba, na kulipeleka mpaka kwake, maana hapo nilionekana nikm Boda Boda.

NYIE BODABODA WANAWATOMBEA WANAWAKE KIRAHISI SANAAAAAA.

Basi banaa, tulikuja kujuana majina, familia baadae hiyo usiku n.k

Mpaka Leo, nikitakanajipigia !!!

Walt white · Mar 30, 2022

Mpaka leo nikitaka najipigia

kedekede · Mar 30, 2022

Likuyuseka said:
Likuyusekamaganga, Selous kwa hapa hivi.🙂

Nimeishi mkuju baada ya likuyusekamaganga

Bukwabi · Mar 30, 2022

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:
Bagosha [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

Ūlīndanganu gete nyanda bebe [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Niyo Ng'wabulenga

mtzmweusi · Mar 30, 2022

Carlos The Jackal said:
Kuna Siku Nimeingia Supermarket Fulani ivi ilikua mida ya saa nne Asubuhi, nikiwa nazunguka zunguka, nakutana na Bidada nayeye ananunua mazaga mazaga ya watoto wake.

Nyiee, alikua na booonge la Tako, rangi ya chocolate..

Basi bana, nikamsogelea nikamsalimu,( Aiseee Mimi ni mcheshi mnooo, alafu niko smart sanaaa , ninanukia mnoo) ... Nahii inafanya Wanawake wengi kushindwa Kuniresist .

Ewaaa stories zikawa stories, nikachomekeaa...Una muda tukae Mahali??

Akauliza, Leo??? Nikajibu eeehhh au unaonaje ??

Akajibu ..mmmhh Leo Hapana mpaka.....

Kabla hajmaliza, nikaingilia,....anyway najua unaharaka namm naharaka ya kwenda kuwahudumia Watanzania wagonjwa huko, embu maliza kuhemea kwanza ,nitakua nje nakusubir tuongee kidogo .

Akasema poa....

Basi Bwana, baada ya muda huyu hapa , nikamwambia unausafiri akasema Hapana, anaitwa boda wake, Nikamwambia, usimuite,. Utapanda kwa ka Boksa kangu hiyo Buku mbili unipe ya mafuta.

Likachekaa Sanaa, ohoooo jamaan km umeshaamua kunipeleka wee nipeleke, Buku mbili Yann???

Nikawasha tukutuku basi mara yakwanza akawa amekaaa kikike, nikakomaaa unakaaje hivo wewe?? Unahisi ukikaa Kiume nitafaidii hizo paja na joto lake??? Embu kaaa Kiume wew( Nilimwambia Kwa makusudi ili nuine Je command yangu ataifata??? Akiifata najua tayari huyu analiwa maana keshaanza kunitii)

Akapanda tukasepa, tuko njiani nakuambia maujinga, aiseeeee mbona unajoto sana, Anayekutomba anafaidi mno!!!

Linachekaaa, alafu weweee acha hizooo

Nikakomaaa weee, Mara nikaliambia tupite sehem Mara Moja. Likawa kimya, nikarudia Tena lipo kimya .

Mamaeeee nikajua huyu mwanamke kumaa imeshaloaaa sanaaa.

Nikabadili njiaa Mara tuko kwenye Lodge nayochinjia .

Hapo ilikua saa 7 na dakika zake mchana.

Nikalishika mkono ,nikazama ndan, Nikachukue room.

Nikimpiga mashine bao mbili za nguvu mamaee kuanzia saa 7 hiyo mpaka saa kumi .

Nikalibeba, na kulipeleka mpaka kwake, maana hapo nilionekana nikm Boda Boda.

NYIE BODABODA WANAWATOMBEA WANAWAKE KIRAHISI SANAAAAAA.

Basi banaa, tulikuja kujuana majina, familia baadae hiyo usiku n.k

Mpaka Leo, nikitakanajipigia !!!

We jamaa

Kelsea · Mar 30, 2022

mtzmweusi said:
We jamaa

[emoji23] Jamaa katishaa

Wakipekee · Mar 30, 2022

Kelsea said:
[emoji23] Jamaa katishaa

[emoji23]mno

Kelsea · Mar 30, 2022

Wakipekee said:
[emoji23]mno

Shusha yako kiongozi

cocastic · Mar 30, 2022

Desire mobutu seseseko said:
we kimasihara yako ikowap???

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mie zangu zote ni planned. Sijawahi kuwa na kimasikhara. Lol

Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

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