Ukitaka kujua raha ya sex

[Katavi]

He he heeeh!!

 

[Strategizt]

dereva atakuambia ongeza speed

makubwa!

 

[Novatus]

muhubiri atasema tuombe kwanza

 

[locust60]

mwanasiasa atakwambia kesho itakuwa zaidi ya leo

 

[Kaka Sam]

mwanasiasa atakwambia kesho itakuwa zaidi ya leo

hihi hiiii nimeipenda hii

 

[AK-47]

Dentist atakuambia panua vizuri

 

[pangalashaba]

Ukifanya na ENGINEER?

hachelewi kukwambia nondo imepinda.

 

[Nickbob]

Ukifanya na enginner raha atakwambia usitoe hadi production itoke. Mchumi nae atakwambia bana matumizi usimwage (oil) chini.

 

[Sita Sita]

Ukifanya na Mkulima " Hicho kijembe cha kulimia bustani sio shamba"

Ukifanya na Airhostes " Am asking you kindly to be patient sir I will serve you everything on your request"

 

[sawabho]

Jamani, mbavu zangu!!

 

[DAUDI GEMBE]

Re: Ukitaka kujua raha ya sex



Ukifanya na ENGINEER?

ENGINEER ATAKUAMBIA UMESAHAU OVERKOTI/OVEROLL(CONDOM)

 

[donlucchese]

ukifanya na judge ukichoka ukaomba mpumzke atakwambia" overruled"

 

[Raia Fulani]

Ukifanya na HRM atakwambia your performance is below pre determined standards, so your output is low therefore u deserve demotion

 

[Pukudu]

ukifanya na fundi makenika
Atasema piston haichanganyi vizuri na plug hazichomi

 

[Ndibalema]

Na mchonga majeneza je?

 

[chitambikwa]

Kocha wa mpira atasema ni Draw turudie au Tupige penaliti

 

[kilimasera]

mh haya

natumia ibara ya 89..nataka haki yangu....nakupa dk 1 uwe ushaandaa mazingira ya ktanda na mwili wako..