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Ujinga ni........

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mr Penal Code, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Mr Penal Code

    Mr Penal Code JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kwenda bank kutoa fedha kwenye ATM lakini unahesabu tena wakati machine imeshahesabu....Hebu na wewe andika Maada inayoanzia na NENO...UJINGA NI.......
     
  2. mathematics

    mathematics JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kung'arisha kiwi viatu wakati unakwenda piga picha ya pasport size,
     
  3. Ruhazwe JR

    Ruhazwe JR JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni ujinga tu,hakuna ujinga mdogo wala mkubwa,wote ni ujinga tu....
     
  4. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni kuleta tena upya thread hii wakati tayari ipo humu!
     
  5. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kumdai demu vitu ulivyompa baada ya kupigwa kibuti
     
  6. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kumwambia konda shusha kituo flani wakati upo kiti cha mbele karibu na deleva
     
  7. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    afu ndo nilipokaa n├Čko matumbi nikifika buguruni sheli ntamwambia konda shusha
     
  8. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kupita makaburi afu ukajisemea kimoyomoyo "hili kaburi ni zuri"
     
  9. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    hivi huu ni ujinga sana eeh.....maana kuna siku nilienda kinondoni nikayaona.....
     
  10. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    issue si kuyaona Preta issue ni kujisemea "hili kaburi zuri" ilhali ndani yake kuna maiti!
     
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  11. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni kwenda msalani na ukimaliza shughuli ndo unaangalia kama maji/TP yapo/zipo kumbe hakuna...........
    Hapo unatoka na lundo la manzi.... yaking'ong'a
     
  12. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Khaa!
     
  13. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    ujinga ni kwenda church bila kuzima cm, afu unaendelea kubrowse jf while padre/mchungaji anaendesha ibada!
     
  14. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    nimebakia kucheka tu.
     
  15. Mr Penal Code

    Mr Penal Code JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni kumuita,,,mpenzi wako BABY wakati unajua kabisa ni jitu zima!!!!!!!
     
  16. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    come'on baby!
     
  17. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kuchangia thread isiyo na mwanzo wala mwisho
     
  18. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni kuazima gari la shemeji yako kisha unaweka kishoka huku ukipigia misele mademu.
     
  19. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    umenigusa aisee

     
  20. Mr Penal Code

    Mr Penal Code JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa....teh...teh.......
     
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