Tuchambane hapa

[Chujio]

Hahahaaaa....hii sio...
nawewe unaringa hadi NECTA uliringa kufanya

Khaa! Mpk unitangazee?? Ndio maana mchafu hadi ukioga mtoni samaki wanatoka kupata hewa

 

[respect wa boda]

Khaa! Mpk unitangazee?? Ndio maana mchafu hadi ukioga mtoni samaki wanatoka kupata hewa

Mhhh.......lol

 

[wa kupuliza]

Macho kama golori.....


endelea

chuchumaa nikuchambe

 

[Mkudisingo]

kidevu ka kona ya godoro

twende twende masikio kama ungo

 

[Kiboko.]

twende twende masikio kama ungo

Hii hata haichekeshi


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[MRISHO92]

ndo maana umekomaa mpaka ukifumba macho jicho linalia'koboo"

 

[Edwin mkw]

Patrickn anasema, una ulimi mrefu ka buti ya Wasira. Search Google uione ni Nouma I see!.

Ha ha ha....

 

[BatteryLow]

tv yenu ndogo mpaka mkiangalia mnafumba jicho moja..

 

[Deo Corleone]

Muome wigi kama mwavuli mbovu.

 

[Mtendaji wa kaya]

twende
1 mkewako m nene hadiakivaa shati jekundu watu wanajua kibanda cha M PESA
2kwenu kuchafu hadi mende wanakuja na viatu

Gonghana ugwenuyu bhagosha! bhulongo gete

 

[ma-effect]

Sura kama uchi wa ngamia

 

[maroon7]

Sura kama uchi wa ngamia

Duh....
nawewe midomo ka uchi wa nyani

 

[Emory Andrew Tate]

kwenu mpo wengi hadi babayenu anatumia maik

Hahahahaha, hii nmeielewa!

 

[Emory Andrew Tate]

mweusi hadi ukibeba mtoto anasinzia akidhani eti ni giza limeingia

MMmhh,et eeh!

 

[Domowazi]

~Tv yenu kubwa had tom n jery wakikimbizana wanapumzka
~demu wako mnene had ukimpeleka movie anakaa next to everybody
~umekonda had ukisimama ukutani watu wanadhan ni ufa
~una mdomo mrefu had ukipiag chafya unajing'ata kifua
~mshamba had siku ya kwanza kununua ballgum ulisema hutaki ya kijani haijaiva
~mshamba had uligongwa na gari lililopaki
~mjinga hadi ulifeli blood test
.....haya kila mtu ajichagulie lake......

 

[Domowazi]

ndo maana umekomaa mpaka ukifumba macho jicho linalia'koboo"

umekomaa hadi ukifunga macho yanatoa vumbi,

 

[deonova]

Simu ya kishamba hadi lori likiwashwa inaandika "new device found, enter pairing password"

 

[Heaven Sent]

Sura nzito kama tope la uyole.
Komwe kama dafu la kimbiji(Source, warumi)

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[kindondindo]

kilaza had sunday school ulipelekwa boarding!

 

[maroon7]

~Tv yenu kubwa had tom n jery wakikimbizana wanapumzka
~demu wako mnene had ukimpeleka movie anakaa next to everybody
~umekonda had ukisimama ukutani watu wanadhan ni ufa
~una mdomo mrefu had ukipiag chafya unajing'ata kifua
~mshamba had siku ya kwanza kununua ballgum ulisema hutaki ya kijani haijaiva
~mshamba had uligongwa na gari lililopaki
~mjinga hadi ulifeli blood test
.....haya kila mtu ajichagulie lake......

Yeuuyuwi! umeua..kugongwa na gari lililopaki? No way hahahaa
Kwenu mnamajungu hadi Mungu nae mnampigaga majungu