This is what IKULU has been up to lately

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Game Theory

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Jumatatu asubuhi kwenye WEST WING mheshimiwa kawaita LUHANJO na mediocres wenzie akina SALVA et al wampe briefings then anamuuliza hivi ile website ya Ikulu imeishia wapi?

LUHANJO: website? website gani?

JK: Ya Ikulu

LUHANJO: ohh hiyo mzee tayari iko online muda mrefu mbona?

JK: Kweli? inaitwaje?

LUHANJO: jina limenitoka lakini anayejua undani wa hayo ni SALVA

JK: haya Salva website yetu imeishia wapi? Haya mambo ya kila kukicha wale vijana Jamii Forums kuulizia policies zetu nadhani its about time tukawa open na wapiga kura waliotuweka hapa badala ya kupafanya handaki la kujichimbia

SALVA: Mheshimiwa website ipo

JK: Nionyeshe..

SALVA: Hii hapa:

http://www.ikulumawasiliano.blogspot.com/

JK: Salva you cant be serious! Hivi unanifanya mjinga sijui tofauti ya BLOG na WEBSITE?

SALVA: Hapana bos lakini website tumeona bora ianze na hiii ile yenyewe bado inashughulikiwa na tenda zilishatangazwa na fungu lilishatengwa

JK: na product ndio hii?

SALVA: Ndio tumeanzia hapo lakini FREDDY MARO anajua zaidi

JK: Tokeni wote nyie!!


Naam this is what our friends pale Magogoni have been up..wanamwongopea JK kuwa website iko tayari kisha wanamwonyesha huu UTUMBO!!!!

Where is Mugongo Mugongo when you need him?
 
aliyewachagua nani? yeye
Anaweza kuwafukuza nani? yeye
Anayejua kwamba wana perfom au la nani? yeye
tukeni hapa ndiyo nini? agh
 

bongo mambo ni tambarare
 
Game Theory, kama ulichokimwaga hapa ni "kweli kweli tupu, Mungu akusaidie", basi tumekwisha! Naishiwa nguvu niki-imagine kuwa just next door there is another mediocre by the name of Sofia Simba a.k.a. Asha Ngedere! Tutafika kweli?
 
Tumain said:
aliyewachagua nani? yeye
Anaweza kuwafukuza nani? yeye
Anayejua kwamba wana perfom au la nani? yeye
tukeni hapa ndiyo nini? agh
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Yawezekana mmoja ni Mtoto wa Shangazi na wapili ni wa Mjomba!!!
 
Nyepesi ni kuwa SALVA na JAIRO walikula pesa za hiyo website

FREDDY MARO naye tayari kwa kutumia connections za MAMA ANNA MKAPA tayari aliwashaline up watu wake waje kula hii tenda

Hivi mshaona AUDIT report ya mle ndani?

Hawa jamaa useless kabisa one minute JK inabidi adeal na Mawaziri wake wenye VYETI na DEGRESS FEKI next minute inabidi akubali kuongopewa kuwa hakuna tofauti kati ya BLOG na WEBSITE...of course according to LUHANJO ambaye anashauriwa na SALVA
 
Jasusi said:
Tokeni wote nyie! Then mambo kwisha.
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kweli inatisha. yaani mkuu anafahamu fika kwamba amedanganywa kwa makusudi kabisa kisha anaishia kusema "tokeni wote nyie" ! labda gt hajatumwagia yote yaliojiri, labda mkuu alitoa kauli nyingine zaidi ya hiyo "tokeni wote nyie". lakini kama mambo yalikuwa kama alivyomwaga gt basi "tumekwisha"
 
yaaani mkiambia sababu anazotoa SALVA ikulu kutokuwa na website mtasema kuwa nina kisasi naye lakini my patience naye is running out kusema kweli

whats so difficult kumwambia boasi wako ukweli hataka kama unauma?
 

Is this true or just thinking aloud?.
 
Fataki said:
Game Theory, kama ulichokimwaga hapa ni "kweli kweli tupu, Mungu akusaidie", basi tumekwisha! Naishiwa nguvu niki-imagine kuwa just next door there is another mediocre by the name of Sofia Simba a.k.a. Asha Ngedere! Tutafika kweli?
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- Halafu Mkulu ana dada yake kabisaa anayejificha ficha, Hawa Ghasia sasa subiri naye siku atakapoamua kusema itakuwa aibuu sana!

Respect.

FMEs!
 


My own Imagination....
 
Pasco said:
Is this true or just thinking aloud?.
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mkuu hata mimi nina wasiwasi kweli na hii habari.Kwangu mimi ni kama mazungumzo baada ya habari (RTD miaka hiyo)
 

If you don't mind me asking, how did you get this info mkuu? It has to be from someone who was around during the time of the conversation. Also, are these there direct words or is the conversation paraphrased? Ni vizuri kujua authenticity ya vitu tunavyo letewa hapa JF.
 
911 said:
mkuu hata mimi nina wasiwasi kweli na hii habari.Kwangu mimi ni kama mazungumzo baada ya habari (RTD miaka hiyo)
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It may appear paraphrased or as an outright parody, but the situation on the ground is real.

Lets hope Shy comes to the rescue!
 
JF pls be serious! someone cooks a rumour/allegation/lie like this one is, wants JF members to believe it as a matter of fact to discuss, ridicule and malign others? Base discussions on facts not rumours.
t-buru
 
Teroburu said:
JF pls be serious! someone cooks a rumour/allegation/lie like this one is, wants JF members to believe it as a matter of fact to discuss, ridicule and malign others? Base discussions on facts not rumours.
t-buru
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hata kama unasema ni uongo, hoja iliyo mbele yetu ni je, website ya ikulu iko wapi??
 
Salva is Rostam's creation at Ikulu therefore his allegiance is not to Jakaya, he is planted there as a mole to destroy him. The sooner he gets rid of him the safer will be his skin!
 
Bulesi said:
Salva is Rostam's creation at Ikulu therefore his allegiance is not to Jakaya, he is planted there as a mole to destroy him. The sooner he gets rid of him the safer will be his skin!
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The King Maker cannnot destroy its creation, the 2005-15 is done no wories, whats going on, is for 2015 ndia maana makamanda are not safe
 
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