This is my future house...Whats yours?

[Adrian Stepp]

Ha ha haaaaa!!! Ngoja wakusikie...Mie simoooooo!!!

sasa umefanya jitihada gani kuweza kujenga hiyo nyumba? yasiwe kama ya huyu Mpoland!ha ha ha!

A POLISH man moved to CANADA and married a CANADIAN girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: ​

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. ​

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete. ​

L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one. ​

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland … ​

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.​

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her. ​

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white. ​

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me. ​

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof. ​

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says:
‘Polish Remover'​

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Ewaaaa!!! Wala hujakosea mkuu...Huoni hapo kwenye Location nimeandika kuwa naishi Arusha?

Ndio maana nikasisitizia......ila hujaweka GUEST wing tukija Arusha tufikiziemo

 

[Michael Amon]

http://www.ultimateplans.com/ umelipia au umecopy zile plans za free

hizi zimeshakuwa ordered mkuu...Ziko hapa nazipigia mahesabu.

 

[Fixed Point]

Wewe tena Fixed Point...wewe tena ndio utakuwa mgeni rasmi na mzinduzi wa hiyo nyumba.

he heeeeeeeeeeeeee, yaani usifanye nianze kuagizisha gauni kabla hata msingi wa hiyo nyumba haujachimbwa, lol!

 

[KakaKiiza]

Watu wengine bwana........watu wengine bwana........Watu wengine bwana.............Watu wengine bwana.....Tumia chandarua kudhibiti mbu waenezao Maralia...Tangazo hili limeletwa kwa masaada wa watu wa marekani kupitia shirika la misaada la watu wa Marekani USAID!!!

 

[Kanyapini]

Young Master thx kwa kunipa ramani, nitaiba ofisini mpaka kieleweke.

 

[BLUE BALAA]

Kwani sasa hivi ndugu unaishi wapi? Na je kashughuli unakofanya kana kuingizia kipato fresh?

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Mimi sijui mwenye nyumba kaniloga? Siwazi kujenga kabisa

 

[Michael Amon]

sasa umefanya jitihada gani kuweza kujenga hiyo nyumba? yasiwe kama ya huyu Mpoland!ha ha ha!

A POLISH man moved to CANADA and married a CANADIAN girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: ​

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. ​

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete. ​

L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one. ​

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland … ​

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.​

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her. ​

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white. ​

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me. ​

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof. ​

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says:
‘Polish Remover'​

Ha ha haaaa!!! Haya bwana.

 

[Michael Amon]

Mimi sijui mwenye nyumba kaniloga? Siwazi kujenga kabisa

Ukitaka upate wazo la kujenga kwanza kabisa nunua kiwanja halafu uhame hapo kwako ukaishi kilipo kiwanja chako hata kama ni kwenye kijumba cha udongo...hapo ndio akili itasimama na mawazo ya kujenga yatakujia baada ya kuonja joto ya jiwe.

 

[Michael Amon]

Watu wengine bwana........watu wengine bwana........Watu wengine bwana.............Watu wengine bwana.....Tumia chandarua kudhibiti mbu waenezao Maralia...Tangazo hili limeletwa kwa masaada wa watu wa marekani kupitia shirika la misaada la watu wa Marekani USAID!!!

Mkuu KakaKiiza umepiga chupa ngapi asubuhi?

 

[Michael Amon]

he heeeeeeeeeeeeee, yaani usifanye nianze kuagizisha gauni kabla hata msingi wa hiyo nyumba haujachimbwa, lol!

Agiza tu mama...liki-expire uta-renew.

 

[njiwa]

hizi zimeshakuwa ordered mkuu...Ziko hapa nazipigia mahesabu.

hongera

 

[King’asti]

Kwenye main floor plan sijaona sababu ya breakfast corner hapo kwenye family room. Kitchen ni kubwa ya kutosha na plan ni kuwa na jiko kati so breakfast can be done there. Hapo nawaza kusave space for the kitchen and the master bedroom.

Sijaona laundry room,kwa ajili ya washing and ironing.

Hebu nisaidie tafauti na kazi za family room na living room kwanza.

Ila big up, work hard and chase this dream. It is very possible. Bila ndoto ya kuanzia hela zikikufumania lazma ufanye ushamba!

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Mkuu KakaKiiza umepiga chupa ngapi asubuhi?

Slow down brother........he now is a widower

 

[King’asti]

Mimi sijui mwenye nyumba kaniloga? Siwazi kujenga kabisa

Hahahaa, umenichekesha sana aisee.
Ngoja nimsake mwenye nyumba wangu jioni tukakufuru

 

[happiness win]

Keep it up! Mwanaume wa kweli, huota na kupanga mipango ya baadaye! kaza buti!

 

[KakaKiiza]

Mkuu KakaKiiza umepiga chupa ngapi asubuhi?

Young Master nimekuvuruga??Mimi nilidhani maralia imekuka kichwani nikakukumbushia tangazo dhidi ya mpango wakutokomeza Maralia!

 

[King’asti]

he heeeeeeeeeeeeee, yaani usifanye nianze kuagizisha gauni kabla hata msingi wa hiyo nyumba haujachimbwa, lol!

na miili yetu hii ya kiswahili, halikawii kukuruka kabla ya siku yenyewe. Lipia na gym kabisaaa

 

[KakaKiiza]

Slow down brother........he now is a widower

Even if but still i can stand on my own thinking! Safari_ni_Safari