the secretary

[Asprin]

Heheeee! Na CHADEMA ndio babaa!! Asprin ukeeri ku??

Ngikeri kasini mwanammeku. Ngire nocha ya bia mpaka baasi!@

 

[Arushaone]

Namsaka sana huyu mchumba...tangu tuanze mahusiano amekuwa adimu sana

Hakyanani Vin Diesel situmi kopi kwa Erickb52 leo! Nimeamua tu.

 

[Bishanga]

Taratibu we mzee michuchu yetu kina amu, Paloma, Remmy na Madame B wakikusikia watakusuta.

Kina Yummy, cacico BADILI TABIA etc etc etc ushawamwaga? Kisa nini?

 

[The secretary]

Niamini kwamba unanipenda au?

We amini tu

 

[Bishanga]

We amini tu

Niambie basi kitu kizuri darling.......

 

[Arushaone]

Ngikeri kasini mwanammeku. Ngire nocha ya bia mpaka baasi!@

Lhunu ngina wiski tiki.

 

[Vin Diesel]

Hakyanani Vin Diesel situmi kopi kwa Erickb52 leo! Nimeamua tu.

Hebu mtupie kopi moja aanze kuzoea....

 

[The secretary]

Niambie basi kitu kizuri darling.......

kwani sie tumeshawahi kuachana kama wengine hii ndo jf couple of the year full kupendana

 

[Passion Lady]

Apate wapi mke vin? Tangia sweetlady ampige chini shauri ya ukware ndo basi tena.
Kopi: Asprin ( we ndo umemfundisha Vin Diesel uzanga).

Na ni mkware kweli,ataishia kuachwa kila kukicha!

 

[Mtambuzi]

Nna mashaka na Mtambuzi. Huyu mzee alimbana sana huyu mchuchu. Kila nikitaka kutongoza, Mtambuzi huyu!

Damn! Mtambuzi anatisha kama Mwakyembe.

Mshaanza fitina zenu wewe Asprin nan Vin Diesel
hamjui King'asti akiona hii maneno atamwambia mama Ngina pachimbiki nyumbani, hebu niwacheni nipumuwe......................

 

[Bishanga]

kwani sie tumeshawahi kuachana kama wengine hii ndo jf couple of the year full kupendana

Mmmmmwwwwwaaaaa!!!!!!
Kopi: Ruhazwe JR ....aka hashim wa jf.....andaa shindano la kapo of the year.

 

[Bishanga]

Mshaanza fitina zenu wewe Asprin nan Vin Diesel
hamjui King'asti akiona hii maneno atamwambia mama Ngina pachimbiki nyumbani, hebu niwacheni nipumuwe......................

Mkuu mbona hunikaribishi 'leo tupo hapa'??? Vibaya hivo.
Copy: Paloma

 

[Bishanga]

Na ni mkware kweli,ataishia kuachwa kila kukicha!

Si unajua ile stori ya fisi aliyealikwa harusi mbili akaishia kukosa zote?

 

[Passion Lady]

Si unajua ile stori ya fisi aliyealikwa harusi mbili akaishia kukosa zote?

Naikumbuka sana hiyo hadithi,inamlenga Vin Diesel kabisaaaa!

 

[Vin Diesel]

Mshaanza fitina zenu wewe Asprin nan Vin Diesel
hamjui King'asti akiona hii maneno atamwambia mama Ngina pachimbiki nyumbani, hebu niwacheni nipumuwe......................

King'asti anajua kuna wageni matata ulituletea?

 

[Vin Diesel]

Naikumbuka sana hiyo hadithi,inamlenga Vin Diesel kabisaaaa!

Sijui kwanini tuliachana.....hebu rudi nyumbani wewe nafasi bado ipo..

 

[Passion Lady]

Sijui kwanini tuliachana.....hebu rudi nyumbani wewe nafasi bado ipo..

wewe lupango ndio size yako,mtaani umeshindikana

 

[Erickb52]

Hakyanani Vin Diesel situmi kopi kwa Erickb52 leo! Nimeamua tu.

Hahahahaaa
sawa tu

 

[Vin Diesel]

wewe lupango ndio size yako,mtaani umeshindikana

Sasa usichelewe kuja basi.....

 

[The secretary]

Mmmmmwwwwwaaaaa!!!!!!
Kopi: Ruhazwe JR ....aka hashim wa jf.....andaa shindano la kapo of the year.

Chimbuvu ndiye mhusika.