The happiest King in the world

[Hismastersvoice]

Elimu yake alisoma uingereza.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Elimu yake alisoma uingereza.

Tena Eaton shule ya watoto wa wenyenazo, shule mkiwa darasani housekeeper anatandika vitanda na kuchukua nguo chafu.

 

[othuman dan fodio]

Huyu mswati atakuwa anakula vizuri na C.I.A au ni mtu wao na kuna kitu wana exploit hapo, vinginevyo zamani tu angekutwa shimo la tewa.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Huyu mswati atakuwa anakula vizuri na C.I.A au ni mtu wao na kuna kitu wana exploit hapo, vinginevyo zamani tu angekutwa shimo la tewa.

Ni puppet wa British Monarch

 

[pappilon]

🤣🤣🤣🤣nakufa mm huku jamani...uwiiii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mkuu kauaaa....Mkuu ulikuwa plant? gramu ngapi hiyo

 

[YEHODAYA]

Mkuu source tafadhali ningependa kufahamu zaidi

Broomstick-flying witches to be brought down in Swaziland

13 May 2013 - 12:53 By Times LIVE

Witches flying broomsticks in Swaziland above 150 metres will be subject to arrest and a hefty fine of R500 000, civil aviation authorities said, according to a report.

Witches’ broomsticks are considered similar to any heavier-than-air transportation device that is airborne, reports The Star.
“A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150-metre] limit,” Civil Aviation Authority marketing and corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini told the newspaper.
No penalties exist for witches flying below 150 metres.
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The statute also forbids toy helicopters and children’s kites from ascending too high into the country’s airspace.
Dlamini was asked by the Swazi press to explain the country’s aviation laws following the arrest of a private detective, Hunter Shongwe, for operating a toy helicopter equipped with a video camera, of which he boasted using to gather surveillance information similar to the way a drone aircraft operates.

The detective was charged with operating an unregistered aircraft and for failing to appear before his chief to be questioned by traditional authorities about his toy drone, the first of its kind in Swaziland.
Swazi brooms are short bundles of sticks tied together and do not have handles. Swazi witches are known to use them to fling potions about homesteads – but not for transport.

SOURCE:Broomstick-flying witches to be brought down in Swaziland

 

[Dr Rutagwerera Sr]

Huyu mbwa anafaidi lakini...
Ila dah miafrika bwana dah li mtu limoja tu nchini mwake ndiyo linaishi 5 star lifestyle. Hapa ndiyo unapoona selfishness ya juu kabisa miongoni mwa waafrika.

 

[Escaper]

TZS 115 billion is very little, the real figure might be unknown.

Upo sahihi maana hiyo midude 10 tu inakaribia kiasi hicho sasa akaange networth yake kwa usafiri wa wake zake,??

Labda usd 115b.

 

[Deceiver]

Huyu baba ndo atakua hana stress za papuchi

Ana stress kibao. At 51 huwezi kuwaridhisha wanawake 13 wanaokula vizuri. Mtakumbuka kuna mmoja alijinyonga. Huyu jammaa ana stress kisa anapigiwa na watumishi wa ndani. Ogopa sana mwanamke anaekula atakacho na kushiba halafu mdomo wa kusini uukoseshe mjulus. Ni shida. Hata angekua ngangari, kila mwanamke angepitiwa mara 2 kwa mwezi. Just imagine huyu mmoja uliyenae anavyokuwekea miguu usiku kama hujala mzigo. Je ukiwa nao 13

 

[Asprin]

Yaani hapa Asprin anatamani yeye ndie angekua mfale Mswati wa eSwatini ajipigie mi K-vant ya kufa mtu.

Aisee we binadamu una nyota ya Sheikh Yahya wallah...