TANGO NDIZI KAROTI USILE

[hearly]

Mtoto wa mzee HASSAN lini umeanza kuwa mganga wa kienyeji??rubbish

hahaaa

 

[hearly]

hahaaa umelishwa mabaki ya papuchi ...vipi hujakuatana na utoko ??

 

[The Illicit Mc]

Hahahaaaaaaa na tango!!! Duuuh

 

[Chris14]

My brother ukija kukuta ndizi,tango,na karoti kwenye friji la mwanamke ambae yupo singo,,usile,,,narudia tena usile

_USHAURI WA BURE NIME WAPA_

Mambo ya selfie, hivyo ndio vitendea kazi 😀.

 

[KakaJambazi]

Hata chupa ya maji.

 

[monde arabe]

Acha mawazo mabaya Chief!

 

[jitizame]

Duuuh huu ushauri mzuri sana

 

[ager de don]

Nilitarajia uzi kama huu moderetor angeshauondoa

 

[Dindira]

Mbona tunalamba hicho usicho taka kukitaja ....

 

[Kasie]

Siku hizi wanatumia vile vibomba vya kunawia aka shatters. Wanapiga katerero matata akitoka hapo anatafuta denda na kumbato tuu kwa mwanaume naniliu yake anamuachia akahangaike na wanawake wengine.

Ila si vyema kuingiza vitu ukeni zaidi ya naniliu inayoning'inia bila kugusa ardhi.

Kasie.

 

[makaveli10]

Km nanyonya gigy money.. naachaje kula ndizi, naosha vizuri namenya nakula, vitu vingine mnajipa presha bure bure.. ukizingatia vina maganda au we mzee unakula ndizi na maganda yake bila kukoshwa..

 

[ledada]

Siku hizi hatutumii hizo kuna dildo mazee

 

[za chembe]

Unashituka leo? Wenzio kitambo tulishaacha

 

[Kadhi Mkuu 1]

My brother ukija kukuta ndizi,tango,na karoti kwenye friji la mwanamke ambae yupo singo,,usile,,,narudia tena usile

_USHAURI WA BURE NIME WAPA_

Mwanaume aliye single tusile nini?

 

[kiboboso]

Unataka kusema hayo matunda ni jinzia ya kiume?

Hahaha. Imebidi nicheke tu. Ila nadhani jamaa kamaanisha ni vigegedeo vya wanawake

 

[Squidward]

pole sana mkuu, it seems umekuta utoko kwenye moja ya hayo matunda.

 

[Mgonga Like]

Daah! Inabidi nikafanyiwe maombezi maana naona ubongo wangu umejaza ujinga tu ndani, sio kwa frika zilizonijia ..haya tunashukuru kwa tarifa mkuu

 

[kauga Jafar]

Umetoka kwan tyr milembe