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Swaga za Polisi akitongoza...!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Katavi, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Sikiliza swaga za POLISI anapotangaza dem.
    aroooow wewe, hebu kuja haraka, unajua nakuthamini sana kama RUSHWA, bila wewe siwezi kuishi ni sawa na kukosa BUNDUKI eneo la tukio. Nitakuheshimu kama ninavyoliheshimu LINDO, wewe ndio C.R.O wa moyo wangu. Mbona upo kimya nijibu basi nipate kufungua JARADA ndani ya moyo wangu. Usinifanye moyo ukaenda mbio kama DIFENDA, nitakuwekea usalama kama msafara wa RAIS. Usinifanye nikajutia mapenzi kama LULU pale mahakama ya KISUTU.
     
  2. Autorun

    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha.... Ukigoma nakuripua kama mwangosi
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ndio maana yake....
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    usiseme la lulu liko mahakamani!
     
  5. christine ibrahim

    christine ibrahim JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe tehe eh!
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    na rimoyo rikigoma kudunda wewe ndio utakuwa PF3 wangu........
     
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    Kihondaich Member

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    na nitakutii daima km inspct wema hahahaha.
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahhahaaaa....
     
  10. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    ukinikataa nitajipiga bomu ra machozi nirie
     
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    maumbo Member

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    duuu hiyo kale
     
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    ukikubari ntakufanya ung'ae kama buti yangu...teeeeeeeeeeeh!
     
  13. Ringo Edmund

    Ringo Edmund JF-Expert Member

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    ukikubari nitakununuria nguo kama zangu,off cause utakuwa ripeoples powerrrrrrrrr kama harima mdee.
     
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    Shof Member

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    Haaaa haaaa hhaaa!!!! Huyo afande ni noouma.
     
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    pale kati tutacheza kwata zaidi ya lile la CCP.
     
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  17. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Bila shaka wewe ni afande, usikasirike ni utani tu huu......hahahahaaah!!
     
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    hengo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana boss mm si afande wala sijakasilika,ila nashindwa kuelewa mazingira yaliyokuwezesha kusikia maneno yote hayo wanavyotongoza jamaa zetu
     
  19. Rubi

    Rubi JF-Expert Member

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    Katavi avatar yako huwa inanikosha.
     
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    ukinigomea nitakubembeleza kama Mtikila
     
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