Storytime: Usiuamini ushungi

[Mad Max]

Weka namba ya chombo ya starehe hapa

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Mimi nazikubali sana hijabu

 

[Mla Bata]

Tabia ya mtu huwezi kuidefine na mavazi ya mtu, Ushungi ni vazi kama vazi jingine tu wala haizuii mihemko yao kama wanawake wengine, wapo waliotulia ,wapo washenzi sanaa na mishungi yao.

 

[From Sir With Love]

Usitake kuonekana gentleman ilhali wewe ni kauzu, kama ni kauzu aanza siku ya kwanza mnaonana na mwanamke. Kuna wanawake wanapenda wanaume makauzu na kuna wanawake wanapenda wanaume slow motion.

Mwanamke unakuja ghetto, halafu unatoka hivi hivi, weeeeeeee subutu. Kuingia ghetto ni jibu tayari.

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[huska]

Tanzania ya viwanda. Tumeanza mwaka mpya na ngono. Mungu tu atuvushe salama maana tumeanza gia mbovu.

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[MAJANGAMAJANGA]

Kijana ulizuzuka na ushungi ushungi hauhusiani na tabia ya mtu kijana hawa watu ukioa tena kama hawa wanaovaa kininja mule ndani kabeba na kahotpot anampeleka msela kitaani hapohapo msela anakula msosi wako na mpishi wako.

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[kibuyu180]

Umenikumbusha nilikuwa kidato cha nne benjamini na manzi wangu yeye kidato cha tatu. kila nikiomba naambiwa nisubiri mpaka ndoa. Nilipozidi kumghasi akabadili msimamo, nikaambiwa mpaka afike kidato cha tano. Siku zote za kusubiria niliaminishwa kuwa yeye n bikra.

kumbe manzi kuna mchizi anampa anamega. Mbaya jamaa namfahamu na anajua uhusiano wangu na dogo. Alipomaliza form 4 nikaforce nikakuta holaaaaa.

Manzi analia na kuanza kunipanga kama mleta andiko alivyopangwa. Niliumia sana. Nilimpiga chini dogo siku ile ile. Aliomba sana msamaha.

Since that day sitaki tena swaga za kikorea. Kazi kazi tu

 

[Mgonga Like]

Hayo yalitakiwa yaandikwe Kwenye Quran au biblia kabisa basi tu

Kwenye biblia yetu mabaharia hiyo nuku ipo mkuu soma vizuri tu

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[Martine Tibe]

basi tuliposex mimi nikitegemea kukuta bikra lakini Holaaaaa!!!

Hahaha pole Sana mkuu Hawa viumbe ni tatzo Sana aiseeeee

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Hatr sana brza

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[Bavarian8]

""""If you want to live long never ever trust women never take them as a serious creature"""""katu katu hata iweje

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[Cute shy]

basi tuliposex mimi nikitegemea kukuta bikra lakini Holaaaaa!!!

Hahaha pole Sana mkuu Hawa viumbe ni tatzo Sana aiseeeee

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Mbona hukuacha kuingiza ningekuelewa kama ungeacha baada ya kukosa bikra

 

[The Hurricane]

Kuna watu mshakulana mwaka huu

 

[Ocran]

kuna dem mmoja nilimtongoza kitaa, kabla sijamla wakahama uo mtaa, basi nikamshawishi aje gettoh, akakubali akaja, siku anakuja alivyofika getini akanipigia nikamfungulie, naenda kufungua nakutana na dem kavaa kama ninja, full hijabu yamebaki macho tu, nikamkaribisha ndani ndo akavua ayo manguo, namuuliza kwann kavaa akaniambia alitaka watu wasimjue pale mtaani, nika note kua wanatumia ayo mavazi ndivyo sivyo waliawaaribia wale wengine wanao tumia kwa usahihi, ndo maana baadhi ya maeneo wanapiga marufuku ayo mavazi.

 

[Citizen B]

Nlipokuwa chuoni wale maninja wa mchana usiku walikuwa wanavaa vimini na suruali, kwenda club na bar....
Walijua wasipofanya hivo hawatapata bwana

kuna dem mmoja nilimtongoza kitaa, kabla sijamla wakahama uo mtaa, basi nikamshawishi aje gettoh, akakubali akaja, siku anakuja alivyofika getini akanipigia nikamfungulie, naenda kufungua nakutana na dem kavaa kama ninja, full hijabu yamebaki macho tu, nikamkaribisha ndani ndo akavua ayo manguo, namuuliza kwann kavaa akaniambia alitaka watu wasimjue pale mtaani, nika note kua wanatumia ayo mavazi ndivyo sivyo waliawaaribia wale wengine wanao tumia kwa usahihi, ndo maana baadhi ya maeneo wanapiga marufuku ayo mavazi.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Ningeweka lakini Kwenye jukwaaa dini

Huna.

lukwangul njoo msaidie mwenzako amepatwa na kigugumizi huku.

 

[Citizen B]

Huna.

lukwangul njoo msaidie mwenzako amepatwa na kigugumizi huku.

Umejuaje sina? Haya wewe unasema kwani biblia ni kitabu cha nini? Comic book au cha mapenzi?

 

[Wyatt Mathewson]

citiezb,

Mkuu

Unafeli sana unapofanya eti tabia binafsi ya mwanadamu ni sawa na kipande cha nguo alichovaa kwenye mwili wake

Such a stupid comparison

Tabia ni coded set of living rules alizonazo mtu

Na ushungi ni well kipande cha nguo,a material substance,sio mtu!

Kama binadamu ni malaya,kipande cha nguo hakiwezi ingia kwenye conscious yake kubadili coded tenets za life yake...

Umalaya ni linked somehow na genetics,which is another whole shit of complex dimension

Au wewe ndio wale wanao weka “imani” sentiments kwenye vitu?

Geez

 

[Citizen B]

Wyatt Mathewson, Ukifuatilia,,sio tu ushungi ulioniaminisha
*hapendi hela
*hafuatilii miziki
*simu imejaa qaswida na mawaidha tu
*hana mitandao ya jamii
*ana sigda mpaka mikononi
*hapendi outing hata picha
Hivyo + ushungi na vingine vilinifanya niamini kuwa katulia na ni wife material

 

[Bulamba]

citiezb,
Pole kwa kisa hiki cha kusisimua.

Ila nawapenda sana ma ustadhati

 

[living fisher]

Never trust women, never trust women, never women...
Anaweza kuwa na mabwana hata sita afu akakufanya ndondocha

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