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santeeeeee
santeeeeeeG... KILIO CHA MTU MZIMA
Bonge akakamatwa na watu asiowajua, wakamfunga macho, mikono, miguu wakampiga weee afu wakamtupa kwenye shimo reeeefu Bonge akashtukaaaa kuangalia saa saa 11 asbh kumbe alikuwa anaota akainuka kumwangalia mtoto wake amelala shwari, mume hayupoo dah akachoka akawa amekaa tu kitandani anawaza na kuwazua hajui ndoto ina maana gan, akaamua kumpandia hewani Matusi hapatikani
Akampandia mfuasi wake hapatikani, akampigia his right hand man hapatikani mmmh asbh ikawa ngumu
Akaamua kujiandaa hata job hakwendaa akaenda kumcheki Matusi, kufika nyumbani mwake kufungua ni madamu kibaooo watu wamekufa kiroho mbayaaa, hapo saa 12 asbh, akasogea kuangalia akakutana na kichwa cha Matusi kimekatwa, chini kuna karatasi imeandikwa you are next
Akakimbia mpaka kurudi home saa 1 asbh, akamwelezea maza yake, maza akaanza kuingia na wasiwasi akasema ngoja nimwulize mtu, kumpandia hewan big poppa che hapatikani wala nene,
Akampandia hewan msaidizi wake akamwambia ametekwa nyara hata wao wanamtafuta ila wanahisi kafichwa mikoani mistuni, mama bonge akachokaaa, akiangalia imevakia wiki 1 kuitwa mahakamani,
Mama Bonge: hajakuachia mzigo wangu wowote kabla hajapatwa na majanga?!
Msaidizi: ndio hata sisi twashangaa hata zile evidence zote zimepotea hazipo nadhan wamezichukuaa wale waliomteka Big Poppa yani mama hapa tumechanganyikiwa hatuelewi
Mama Bonge: kwani nyie hamna maadui zenu ambao mnahisi labda wanachukiana na Big Poppa
Msaidizi: tunae, anaitwa Matusi, sasa tumeenda kumcheki
Tumekuta keshauawa na kichwa kakatwa chini kuna karatasi imeandikwa you are next tukaondoka tusijekutwa na polisi hapo
Mama bonge akakosa pozi sasa maana hajui cha kufanya hajui afanyaje yani ni sheedah akakata simu akaendelea kuonge ana Bonge wanapanga juu ya usalama wao kesi wiki ijayo usalama wao mbovu hawajui cha kufanya dah hii ngoma ngumu
Wakiww wanaendelea kuumiza kichwa Mama Bonge akamkumbuka yule baba aliekuwa anampigia simu anamwimbia ila kwa namba ya private no
Akaenda tigo na voda kuulizia hawana msaada akaenda polisi kulalamika wakamwambia hii namba mbona haipo hewan ila ilikuwa inamilikiwa na babu mmoja akamtajaaa mama bonge akamkumbuka, akauliza kama anaweza pata current no yake, polisi wakamsaidia, kuna lingine au unataka tumkamate?!
Mama bonge: ngoja kwanza nitarudi afande ngoja niongee nae kwanza alafu ntakupigia kama mwingie kazini au la mama bonge akaondoka kufika job kazi haziendi akamwibukia hewani yule babu mzee akapokea
Mama bonge: eh vepee baba za masiku?!
Babu Mzee: salama, nani mwenzangu?!
Mama bonge: me fulani bin fulan
Babu mzee akaganda kama sekunde 5 akamwuliza enhe unataka nini kwangu?!
Mama bonge: nataka tuongee, napenda nikurudishe kazini najua haukuondoka vizuri, tafadhali naomba tuongee
Babu mzee: wapi tuongee sasa?!
Mama bonge: naomba tukutane sehemu flan, leo saa 10 jioni
Babu Mzee: sina nauli mama labda unifadhili
Mama bonge: ntakurushia elfu 30 uchukue taxi hapo uje fasta sawa
Babu Mzee: sawa mama asante, simu ikakatwaaa
Babu Mzee akampandia hewani
Gigi, mama nimepigiwa simu na mama bonge anataka kuongea na mimi
Keshatuma na hela hapa naona imeingia anataka kunirudisha kazini, niende au?!
Gigi: ulienda atakumaliza, ichukue hio hela we panda boat njoo pemba fanya fasta kabla hajakuletea watu kukumaliza
Babu Mzee: sawa mama akakata simu, akawa anakusanya kila chake, aondoke,ila anatoka tu mapolisi hao
Babu mzee upo chini ya ulinzi kwa kosa la kutishia amani ya mama bonge
Babu wa watu kawekwa pingu polisi moja
Saa 8 mama bonge akatia timu polisi, kumcheki mfanya kazi wake wa zamani anamwuliza me nawewe tumekoseana nini na tumekosana wap mpaka kuniletea majambazi nyumbani kwangu
Babu Mzee: me sina jambazi niliemleta mbonaa, unanisingizia embu liambie jeshi la polisi ukweli mama acha kuniweka kwenye wakati mgumu... babu kajitetea pale na nene lakini wapi
Huko Pemba nako Gigi akawa amepata wasiwasi akamweleza Marion, kuhusu yule Babu mzee me nahisi kuna kitu kibaya kinaendelea pale
Marion akampandia hewani ofisa wake, vepee natmatuta mtu anaitwa flan flan,
Ofisa: tunae ameletwa leo anashtakiwa na mama mmoja kibopa
Marion: ana kosa gan na dhaman gan?!
Ofisa: ana koss la kutishia amani ya huyu mama na dhamana yake dau mil 5, huyu ataozea jela
Marion: nikitoa mil 5.5 unaweza mtoa?!
Ofisa: sawa hamba shida mkuu
Simu ikakatwa
Marion akatuma kijaja wake amalipia dhamana, saa 10 dhamana akapewa akaondoka kijana wa Marion na Mzee mpaka Pemba, babu mzee anashangaa kitu kama movie vile
Kufika Pemba anashangaa anapokelewa na Gigi, he mama upo huku?
Umefikaje?!
Gigi: long story usijali, ilimradi upo salama hamna neno! Wakaingia ndani kupiga story, usiku wakala, wakanywa, wakacheka, wakachezaa wakalala
Asbh kukakucha, mama bonge akaamkia polisi saa 4 asbh, kufika anaambiwa mtu wako ametoka kwa dhamana ya mil 5.5 na mtu asiejulikana katuma kijana wake akamtoaa
Sie tumepokea maana dhamana uliweka wewe sio sisi
Mama bonge akachokaaa, dah! Nani huyu mshenz anafanya hivi jamaa! Akachoka akaamua kukaa chini kabisa sakafuni, machozi yanamtoka, kichwa kinamwuuumaaa
Ukiona mtu mzima analia, ujue kuna jambooooo!
Tuonane j5 saa 4 usiku
Hehehe unaweza jipata umekula sadaka za wananchi ikala kwakoKuingia mpaka ndaaani kuleee ndaaaani kama wwkenyà walivyosema sio?!
Usiquote hivo mkuu. Wenye simu tunapata taabu sana aiseesanteeeeee
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sasa Ndio umeuliza nini Money Penny mbona hakuba tofauti??Eti were ni mwanamke au mwanamke? !
AsanteeAsante darling. Karibu ten saa 9 alasiri
Wewe Mdada... umenitenga siku hizi asee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sasa Ndio umeuliza nini Money Penny mbona hakuba tofauti??
OK,mi Mwanamke
Ooh. Best friend[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] I'm sorry usije ukapata stroke. I'm Here and i will remember u,now on.Wewe Mdada... umenitenga siku hizi asee
Ooh. Best friend[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] I'm sorry usije ukapata stroke. I'm Here and i will remember u,now on.
Haya basi njoo,imeshawekwa.
KUWA MBUNIFU HIVI VISTORI HAVINA MAANACHAPTER 1
" I can't believe that Mark married that fatty bitch .. how could he?!, after all that we've been thru he chose her!?
That sun of a bit, huku anagonga meza, kwanza
Mwanamke mwenyewe amekaa kama michellin jaman! Hana kiuno hana shingo yani shapeless
This is not fare, life ain't fare! Why Lord whyyyyy?!
Mimi sio mtu mbaya ujue Mungu?! Me mbona nakupenda sana kwanini umeniamua kunitesa namna hii?
OMG! Huku analia, mama yake anambembeleza
Mama: basi mwanangu acha tu huenda hakuwa wa kwako Mungu amekuepushia
Aaliyah: Mungu asingeruhusu tukae miaka 9 kwenye mahusiano kama hakutaka niwe nae, sijawahi hata kumfuania Mark kwa sms, simu, picha, inbox za social medias,sasa imekuwaje!?
Au amelogwa na huyo michellini?!
This is not fare mama not fare at all, huku analia kama chizi amejilaza kwenye kitanda chake
Mama: akawa anambembeleza tu hush hush my daughter, akapanda kitandani akamkumbatia, wote wakawa wanalia mama anambembeleza mwanae"
Ivi lakini miaka 9 mingi jaman! Yani unamwacha mwanaume anakuburuza mwaka 1 ... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6....7...8 ....9 afu anakuja kuoaaa ndani ya miezi michache khaaa! Wanawake sisi tumeumbwa kipekee gadame... kama Mbinguni kuna special previlage basi wanawake wanachukua gold medal
Embu me nisiwe mbea sana niendelee na stori yetu
2 months before the wedding
A. PARIS
Mark: mpenz nakupenda sana, nakupenda kuliko neno nakupenda lilivyo, nakupenda to the moon and back, mapenzi yangu kwako nimefika on cloud 9, nakupenda to infinity
Aaliyah: i love you too darling, you are the best thing ever happen to me, 9yrs ni kama nimekufahamu jana, mapenz yangu kwako hayachujuki wala kufubaa wala kuoza wala kunuka wala kuchachaa, wewe ni halichachi wangu! You are my forever best friend
Waka kiss kiss kiss ika turn into romance romance turn into mechi kwenye balcony ya chumba chao nchi ya Paris
Na ahadi za mechini si unazijua tena game likikoleaaaa, mwanaume anatoa ahadi kibaaaaaooo i will never leave you or forsake you, your my hero i love you forever, i will marry you!
Aaliyah akaidaka kichwani akijua soon njema Mark ata propose maana ishakuwa
9yrs tena, mapenz yao yalianza high school mpaka chuo wakamaliza mpaka wameanza na kazi wamekuwa promoted wapo kama bolt na nati, hawaachani wakaamua kuchukua vacation pamoja kwenda Paris,
Wakakaa wiki 2 Mark hana dalili ya ku proposeee, kama ni surprise basi Mark anatoa surprise za maua mekundu, meupee labda anamdanganyia na diamond rings au neckless au barcelet au watches za bei ghali lakini hakuna ring!
Aaliyah akawa ameshaanza kuwa na wasiwasi huenda amezeeka au Mark amemchookaaa hata hakuelewa kuna shida gani
Aaliyah: Mark is a huge successfull man in Tz, kinachomfanya asioe ni nini?!me nimekaa nae miaka 9 sijawahi hata kumfumania kwa sms wala simu wala live akiwa na mwanamke mwengine,
Sidhani kama ana uhuni wa kijinga sidhani pia kama ni ****** maana dozi nazopewa sio za kitoto kila siku nabadilishiwa mastaili
Why oh why lord hanioi?!
Am fckuing 30 yrs old, am not getting any younger you know, all my friends are married na wana watoto wa 2 mimi tuuuu jaman au nimelogwa mbona nasali sana jaman a committed church member wapi nakosea?!
Sijawahi hata kumtukana huyu mwanaume tusi lolote tangu nimemfahamu hajawahi kuniskia nimemwita mjinga, mshenz, fala, pumbavu, ****** yani hata kumsonya hajawahi kuskia nikinuna nikikasirika nazima simu taratibu nalala kitandani nalia weee hasira ziiishe lakini sasa nahisi ntakufaaa nahisi kupasukaaa volcano yangu inataka ku erupt i cant take it anymore, but now kasema anataka kunioa may be ni kweli ngoja nivumilie
aaliyah anamawazo hayo wakati Mark anampiga dyu dyu .. mwe mwanawake kwa kufikisha badala ya kuskia utamu unawaza why hakuoi?! Kiru
Siku moja wapo njiani wanazunguka madukani Paris wanafanya shppping wakiwa wanaingia kwenye duka wakapishana na demu m1 bongeeee mweusiii shapelesss yani michellin on fleek, wakaingia zao ndani ila Mark alikuwa na jicho la 3 kuhusu huyo demu
Mark: duh huyu dada bonge sana, kha! Kazi ipo mwanamke kama yule si afanye tu mazoezi aende gym unene ule mbaya sana mpenz
Aaliyah: yah nimemuona maskini probably anaumwaa!, ah tuachane na hayo mpenz tuendelee na ya kwetu sawa darling?!
Mark: sawa! Huku anamwangalia yule bonge anavyoishia
Baada ya wiki 1 love birds wakarudi Tz, kuendelea na kazi na maisha
All lovey dovey mubashara kwenda mbele, mapenz yakaongezeka hamna alieonekana amepunguza mapenz kwa mwenzake
1 months before the wedding
Tausi: darling, next month kuna harusi ya rafkiangu anaolewaaa! Naomba unisundikizee
Aaliyah: ah naji huyo tena maana isije ukawa unaolewa wewe
Tausi: ah shogangu me bado sana ngoja nile kwanza ujana, kuna shogangu m1 huyo bwana kani surprise ni boooonge la booongeeee! Yani bongeee sijui nikufananishie nini eti kapata bwana like last months walikutana huko Paris
Aaliyah: ah! Okay hongera zao Paris a city of love she's lucky!
Tausi: basi bwana akaniambia huyo kaka walikutana kwenye duka la nguo then bdae wakaja kukutana tena night club! Wakasalimiana wakanywaa wakalaa wakaenda mziki wakachezaaa wakanywaaaa wakanywaaa mpakaaaa kuja kushtuka asbh hawana nguo wapo kwenye chumba cha shogangu walisha du zaman tena bila condom!
Eh! Basi yule kaka akaaga anasema mama yake yupo hospital anaenda kumwona akaondoka hata hawajapeana mawasilianooo!
Hawakuonana tena mpaka waliporudi tz wakaja kukutana bank, hapo Crdb holland house posta mpya, wakasalimiana wanakumbukana wakabadilishana no!
Tangu pale ni mechi za hapa na pale bila kinga
Aaliyah: bila kinga?! kha!
Huyu bonge anajipenda au ndo desperation?
Tausi: me nilimwuliza swali hilo hilo akasema yule bwana alimwambia condom ya nini?! Bonge akakomaaa wakaenda kupima wote hawana wakaona waendeleze kavu kavu, kavu ikawa kavu mpaka bonge akapata mimba hapa nakeambia bonge ana mimba ya miezi 2, mwanaume amechanganyikiwaa
Kusikia bonge ana mimba ... 3 weeks ago huyo bwana akamwita bonge Kempinski akamnunulia lunch zile za j2 after church wanaziitaje sijui wamemaliza kula mwanaume ana propose waaaaa will u marry me bonge hakuaminiii! Akaona fairy tale imemuangukiaaa gadame! Akafurahi basi kulikuwa na band inapigwa pale ni full nderemo na vifijooo! Bonge ndo akawa proposed with 7 karat with diamond ring!
Aaliyah: kha! Gadame! Bonge ana bahati balaaa! Tena iyo pete naipendaje sasa?! Uuuwi i wish for her jamaan
Tausi: ndo ivyo next month harusi tena ya watu wachache kama 30 tu wazazi wa mwanaume na mwanamke na marafiki wa karibu, bkoz bonge hataki azae anataka watoto wazaliwe ndani ya ndoaaa! ila me bestito nimepewa card 2 naomba plz plz plz unisindikizeee
Aaliyah: ok u just keep me posted 1 week b4 ntakusindikizaaa nikaone iyo fairy tale wedding.. wakaongea weee baadae kila mtu akajikataa kivyake!
Usiku Mark akakutana na mpenz wake Aaliyah
Mark: babe kesho nasafiri kikazi naenda Arusha, kuna kikao na mkurugenz wetu na shareholdees wa kampuni yetu, kurudi after 3 weeks nimeskia tetesi wanataka kunifanya partner wa kampuni yao, i guess bonus na mshahara vitapanda and stuff
Bonus napewa nyumba, gari, fuel, 13th cheque kama kawa na kama nitapata watoto watasomeshwa UK, so we better hurry up kwenye kupata watoto i think we should get married
Aaliyah: oh jaman! hongera sana na mabusu kibaooo!
I think we should get married!
Jamaan me ofisini nimebanwa sasa hivi nikipata nafasi nitachomoka weekend moja nije kukuona!
I love you!
Mark: i love you more!
Aaliyah: hongera sana sana sana i envy u
The Wedding Day:
Mark: amefurahi yupo saloon na best man wake na best friend wake
Best friend akamvuta mark pembeni, we Mark unamwoa nani tena?! Aaliyah a?
Mark: sssshhhhh! Nooo not Aaaliyah! Kuna demu mmoja bonge ndo namuoaaa!
Best friend: how?! What happen na Aaliyah?!
Mark: shit went down akaondokaaa! Na unajua no man is an island i was drunk my ass off nikaja kukutana na huyu baby mama wangu tukalala, it was a one night stand ambayo ili turn into pregnancy! (Mark ni Proffessional lier wapenz wasomaji ila twende nae mdogo mdogo tuone mbio zake zinaishia wap)
Best friend: oh my God! Sasa Aaliyah anajua unaoa leo?!
Mark: hajui maana alikataa nisiwasiliana nae
Best friend: something is not right but hey! Ni maisha yako haya! You did the right thing kwa kumuoa huyu dada mlee sasa watoto hongera, unakuwa baba soon ndicho ambacho ulikuwa unakitaka siku zote!
Mark: namshukuru Mungu kwakweli
Best Friend: i hope your right but bado sina amani na hili dwala la Aaliyah! Sijui kwanini roho yangu inaniuma sana tangu umeniambia haumuoi aaliyah nyie watu mmetoka mbali sana mnajua?! 9yrd haiwezi kutupwa kapuni kirahisi namna hii
Mark: relax man Aaliyah nime put up nae sana nimemvumilia sana ila i guess Mungu alizuia sa sijui bwana nimechoka
Best friend: du! Haya bwana kama umeamua hivyo me siwezi kukuingilia wala kukuzuilia, your happiness counts! Hongera sana kwa mtoto ana miezi mingap shemej
Mark: 2 tu
Best friend: mmmh hongera sana haya vaa hili koti tuwahi kanisani
Harusi ikafungwaaaa!
Officially Mr and Mrs Mark!
Watu kanisani wapo 15 tu wakajongea ukumbini Double Tree hill by Hilton
Sherehe ikaanza wageni waalikwa wakaingiaaa wamependezajeee executive 1st class wedding!
Ilipendezaje wapiga picha kibaoooo makamera makubwaaa kama ya BBC!
Tausi na Aaliyah wakaingiaaa dah harusi Nzuri hiooo wakakaribishwa wakakaa nyuma nyima si unajua masista duu tena hawapeend kukaa mbele kama wachungaji.. wao wanazum tu toka nyuma!
Baada ya nusu saa maharusi wakaingia ndani, Mc akawakaribisha ikabidi wasimame, maharusi wanaingia Aaliyaj akapigiwa simu na mama yake, akageuka pembeni maharusi wakapitaaa hakuwaonaaa, walipopita yeye akatoka nje kuskiliza simu, akamwambia Tausi nakuja mama amenipigiaaa
Akaenda kuongea na simu mvua inanyeshaaaajeee sasa hawasikilizani
Mama on the phone: uko wapi mwanangu
Aaliyah: nipo kwenye harusi ya rafkiake Tausi hapa Double Tree hill by Hilton
Mama on the phone: mami ondoka hapo tafadhali
Aaliyah: mama sikuskii unakatika katika jama mtandao naonaa unasumbuaaa
Mama on the phone: hunny ondoka hapo rudi nyumbani
Aaliyah: niondoke kuna nini tena mama?!
Mama on the phone: Mark anaoa leo haujaskia
Aaliyah: mama skuskii jamaa unakatika katika, Mark kafanyaje? Halooo halooo halooo
Mama on the phone: Mark anaoa leo anaoa hapo hapo double tree hill ondoka hapo plz njoo nyumbani, umeskia mwanangu?! Haloo halooo haloo akaangalia simu imeshakataa
Aaliyah: ah mama nae msumbufu simu yangu ishazima hata sijamwelewa anasema mark sijui kafanyaje embu ngoja nikamuazime simu
Tausi nimpigie
Akarudi ndani anakuta watu wanachezaa mziki na maharusii!
Kumcheki Tausi yupo mbele anaserebukaje mziki wa diamond platnums! Kiru!
Akakaa kwenye kiti ila roho inamsukuma aende mbele akachezeeee! Akachukua pochi yake akamfuata Tausi kufika anamkuta Tausi anacheza na Bonge akimwangalia vzuri sura ya bonge sio ngeni kwake akamfuataaaa Tausi,
Tausi: eh bora umekuja nikutambulishe rafkiangu Bongee wakasalimiana pale
Aaliyah: hongera sana harusi yako nzuri mno umependeza sana!
Bonge: asante sana, oh My husband huyu hapa ngoja awasalimie kabla hamjakaa Mark njoo
Mark akaja buana
Bonge: jaman huyu ndio mume wangu Mark!
Aaliyah: akashtukaaa kama amepigwa risasi kifuani! Akahisi miguu imekufa ganzi akamshikilia tausi akapata na kichefuchefu akawa anataka kutapika akajizuiaaa
Mark: makavuuuu mkavuuu usoni akawasalimia mambo warembo salama?!
Tausi: salama shemeji hongera sana, mmependeza sana
Mark: asante sana
Tausi: shemeji huyu rafkiangu anaitwa Aaliyah
Mark: oh! Mambo Aaliyah?! Akampa mkono!
Aaliyah: akatoa mkono mdomoni ampe Mark akamtapikia buuuuuuuwaaaaah! Kwenye suit yake, akazidi kutapika Tausi akaomba radhi akamwondoa akampeleka kukaa
Aaliyah aliliaaaa, aliliaaaaa wageni wanamshangaa ikabidi Tausi amtoe ampeleke nje ya holi akakaa nae reception analiaaa Tausi haelewi analia nini!
Bonge anashangaa imekuwjae tena, huku anamsafisha suit mumewe akaja best friend wa Mark akamchukua Mark mpaka washroom
Best friend: imekuwaje mzee mbona aaliyah kaja?!
Mark: amepaniki hata sijui
Sijui nani kamtonya au yule demu Tausi?!
Best Friend: kwani unamjua Tausi
Mark: hapana nimetambulishwa yule Tausi na mke wangu Bongee ni rafkiake sana
Best friend: sasa utafanyaje?! U have to play cool kama haujaona kitu au haujui kitu ngoja niende kumcheki Aaliyah nje niongee nae mara akaingia bi harusi
Bonge: are you alright mume wangu? Huku anampulizia perfume kwenye shati koti akalitoa akamvalisha lengine
Mark: am fine darling asante sana wakaondoka haooo mpaka kwenye sherehe
Tausi: sasa Aaliyah unalia kisa umemtapikia bwana harusi embu acha utoto na wewe
Aaliyah: plz naomba niache kwanza we nenda kwenye sherehe nipate upepo kwanza then ntakucheki tuondoke ok
Tausi akarudi ndani akameacha Aaliyah yupo nje analia na kujifuta machozii
Mara akatokea best friend wa Mark:
Best friend: Aaliyah
Aaliyah: akamwangaliaaaaa akawa analia
Best friend akaenda kumkumbatia Aaliyah, maskini aaliyah analiaaa haelewi anaona kama ni ndotoooo! Why why jaman Mark amenifanyia hivi jaman amenidanganya anaenda kikaz arusha kumbe anaoa? Kama sio Mungu me nisingekuja hapa huyu Tausi amenikmba sama nimsindikize ila leo njiani wakati nakuja roho inaniuma sana sikumwambia tu nikaona nimemuahidi namsindikiza ndio nakutana na haya
Akajinyofoa kwa Best friend akamzaba kibao
Aaliyah: ulijua kuwa anaoa sio?!
Best friend: hapana me kaniambia jana njoo naoa hata sikuuliza nikajua anakuoa wewe kuja ananimbia leo anaoa mtu mwengine nikakupandia hewani haupooo nikaamua kumpigia mama yako kumweleza kwani hajakwambia mama yako?!
Aaliyah: oh my gaaaaad! Amenipigia tukawa hatuelewani maskini! Nilikuwa nimeshafika ukumbini ila sikumwona Mark wakati wanaingia
Nitafanyaje sasa mimi, miaka 9 ya mahusiano na Mark anaishia kumuoa mtu ndani ya miezi 3
Best friend: ameniambia ni mjamzitooo!
Aaliyah: kwaiyo hajanioa mini kwasababu sijamzalia au?! Angekuwa na shida ya mtoto si angeniambia me nameza mavidonge najilinda jaman wanaume jamaaan me hata sijui nawafanyaje huku analia
Best friend nae yumoooo, eeeh! Kesi ya nyani best friend anakumbatiaaa tuuuu! Aaliyah analiaaaaa analiaaaa kwenye kifua cha best friend
Best friend: aaliyah mama we nyamaza naomba nikurudishe nyumbani tafadhali, tuondokeee wakaondoka haooo
Njia nzima aaliyah analiaaa Best friend ameongea maneno mazuri ya busaraaa ya kumtia moyooo ya kiMunguuu lakini aaliyah hakuwepo ulimwengu huu wa duniaaa hiii, alikuwa ahera kama sio Mbinguni kwaiyo hata hakuskia Best friend ameongea nini!
Kufika nyumbani akamshusha mama aaliyah akaja kumchukua mwanae kwenye gari mvua inanyeshaaa mama katoka bila mwamvuliiii, anambembeleza mtoto wanatembea huku wanalowanaaa best friend anaskitika lkn atafanyaje akarudi zake ukumbini akamwambia Tausi Aaliyah nimeshamrudisha kwao alikuwa analia sana so usimtafute, best friend akaendelea na sherehe ya Mark na Bongeee
Aaliyah: jaman me hata siamini Mama siamini kabisaaa
Aalafu bi harusi mwenyewe mama tulikutanaga nae Paris kibooonge shapeless, akawa anamsema vbaya kumbe wanajuana i bet hata kuja paris alikuwa amemlipia uuuwi mama nitaenda wap na miaka yangu 30 nimekataa wanaume wooote for Mark Mama hata sijui nafanyaje sijui nitaenda wapi?!
I can't believe that Mark marries that bitch .. how could he?!, after all that we've been thru he chose her!?
That sun of a bitch, huku anagonga meza, kwanza
Mwanamke mwenyewe amekaa kama michellin jaman! Hana kiuno hana shingo yani shapeless
This is not fare, life ain't fare! Why Lord whyyyyy?!
Mimi sio mtu mbaya ujue Mungu?! Me mbona nakupenda sana kwanini umeniamua kunitesa namna hii?
OMG! Huku analia, mama yake anambembeleza
Mama: basi mwanangu acha tu huenda hakuwa wa kwako Mungu amekuepushia
Aaliyah: Mungu asingeruhusu tukae miaka 9 kwenye mahusiano kama hakutaka niwe nae, sijawahi hata kumfuania Mark kwa sms, simu, picha, inbox za social medias,sasa imekuwaje!?
Au amelogwa na huyo michellini?!
This is not fare mama not fare at all, huku analia kama chizi amejilaza kwenye kitanda chake
Mama: akawa anambembeleza tu hush hush my daughter, akapanda kitandani akamkumbatia, wote wakawa wanalia mama anambembeleza mwanae ...
Tuonane j3 saa 9 alasiri
Basi mwambie akupe hvo visent ukapooze koo maana naona umetoka povu kwelKwako labda sio kwa wen gone brush
There's 21k viewers and you are the only one complaining
Maku tuu wewe huna lolote na na mwenzio hapo nyuma. You just play with hoe not me mothafackWewe ndo ukapooze koo brush
Me sijaua kwa wall yako nikaandika utumbo kama ulivyoandika
Get a life moron!
Una quote ji uzi lilefu hivi,uko Sawa kweli?? Au Picha yako imeruka?KUWA MBUNIFU HIVI VISTORI HAVINA MAANA
Achana nae buana Penny,uncircumcised baboon huyo..kwani hujui kma watu wengine wana vurugwa na maisha huko nje wanakuja kutibua mood za watu jf?Wewe ndo ukapooze koo brush
Me sijaua kwa wall yako nikaandika utumbo kama ulivyoandika
Get a life moron!
Jamani ambao hatujatahiriwa wengi humu. PM achana na watu wa sina hiyo endelea na kile unachoamini unaweza kukifanya.Achana nae buana Penny,uncircumcised baboon huyo..kwani hujui kma watu wengine wana vurugwa na maisha huko nje wanakuja kutibua mood za watu jf?