Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Depal]

🤣🤣🤣

Ulikua umetupia na ka saraverza kadogo?

Heart beats huwa zinaongezeka kwa mvutaji yeyote (hata wa sigara).

Reason ni kwamba puffs zinaenda na kiasi fulani cha carbon dioxide (monoxide? Sina uhakika sana)

But hii carbon inapoingia kwenye damu, shortage ya oxygen inatokea.

As a result, moyo unakua forced kuongeza speed ya ku pump more oxygen kwenye flow ya damu.

Hiko ndo kilikutokea mkuu.

Next time usifanye vitu nyeti hivi bila mentor

🙌🙌

 

[Depal]

Hebu elezea sasa vizuri mdogo etu😂

Kama ndio kichwa kimeamua kuwa kizito hivyo haya….
Siku ukimkumbuka nitakwambia.. ni ile siku alikuwepo

 

[Saint Anne]

Kama ndio kichwa kimeamua kuwa kizito hivyo haya….
Siku ukimkumbuka nitakwambia.. ni ile siku alikuwepo

Heee🙆🙆
Akiyanani umbea unanipita hivihivi 😰

Nieleweshe basi,si unajua tena akili yangu imechanganyika na bangi imekuwa ishajichanganya

 

[Depal]

Heee🙆🙆
Akiyanani umbea unanipita hivihivi 😰

Nieleweshe basi,si unajua tena akili yangu imechanganyika na bangi imekuwa ishajichanganya

Kwamba akili imejipiga screenshot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Post M-alone]

🤣🤣🤣

Ulikua umetupia na ka saraverza kadogo?

Heart beats huwa zinaongezeka kwa mvutaji yeyote (hata wa sigara).

Reason ni kwamba puffs zinaenda na kiasi fulani cha carbon dioxide (monoxide? Sina uhakika sana)

But hii carbon inapoingia kwenye damu, shortage ya oxygen inatokea.

As a result, moyo unakua forced kuongeza speed ya ku pump more oxygen kwenye flow ya damu.

Hiko ndo kilikutokea mkuu.

Next time usifanye vitu nyeti hivi bila mentor

Sawa mkuu.

 

[Saint Anne]

Kwamba akili imejipiga screenshot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chaaaah😂😂😂😂
Aiseee🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

Najaribu kuangalia sioni jamani mimi nyie🙆

 

[Wigelekelo]

Tule kwanza mchemsho
Kabla sijakukula

Tabia mbaya umeanza lini

Umeshindikana tayari

 

[Wigelekelo]

Magwaya anaendeleaje?

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Lenie]

Ha haaa
Lenie wangu hapana 🤣

Nini tena shoo? 😂

 

[Mahondaw]

Uhuni wangu nini?

I didn't mean mhuni kama mhuni tatizo kiswahili nilifeligi!!

 

[mzabzab]

Wakuu wa huu uzi mpoo🤪

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Aisee..kumbe mtoto mzuri wewe. Na kautege kwa mbali😍😍😍😍

 

[mzabzab]

Ewaaaa

A stick can turn strangers into best of friends

Tena stranger mwenyewe awe na vidole vizuri namna hii...@Depal

 

[Saint Anne]

Walimlipua Magwaya na mabomu😂
Watu wabaya sana

 

[Saint Anne]

Tabia mbaya umeanza lini

Umeshindikana tayari

Kitambo sana

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Tangazo kutoka kwa wadhamini wetuView attachment 2198220

😘😘 ebu kumbuka basi

 

[financial services]

Aisee..kumbe mtoto mzuri wewe. Na kautege kwa mbali😍😍😍😍

Kwahiyo ulidhani mimi ni dunga embe, kimpwipo fulani hivi jinga jinga eeh, pua yako😂

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Uncle Tinsley jambo wewe..

 

[mzabzab]

Kwahiyo ulidhani mimi ni dunga embe, kimpwipo fulani hivi jinga jinga eeh, pua yako😂

Ah wee mrembo hatari jamani...kha sasa laki unajua haya ni matumizi mabaya ya utege wako....unakuwaje single wakati utege huo unapaswa kuwa umezunguka kweye kiuno cha mwanaume huku ukiwa umebebwa hewani unapata mabusu busu....na unavyo onekana upo portable hadi raha.

 

[Tinsley]

Uncle Tinsley jambo wewe..

Salama tu vipi wewe ?