Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Jadda]

Ohoooo
Mbona ubichi tena

 

[Sakayo]

Na vyenye pm umefunga sasa daah

Naomba nitumie jamani pls

Yaani weweee..

Sijafunga banaa, yaani mechekaaa

 

[Jadda]

na kinyume cha baharia ni nini eti??

Picha ya Atoto njoo uchukue...

Mzee mama ni kinyume cha mzee baba

 

[Hazard CFC]

Picha yangu ya utoto hiyo

Huyu mbona kafanana na mtu fodo??

 

[Sakayo]

huyo hapo sasa, memfanya mdoli kwanza

 

[Jadda]

kwahiyo nikaribie pm dada?? Utanikaribisha sasa??

Yaani weweee..

Sijafunga banaa, yaani mechekaaa

 

[Hazard CFC]

Asantee....sasa naweza kupata chakula cha usiku hapa

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[Sakayo]

na kinyume cha baharia ni nini eti??

Hebu jiongeze hukoo
Yaani sikukosea umri wako! Sio kwa maswali hayo

 

[Jadda]

Ah wapi wewe hata kwa fimbo

Picha yangu ya utoto hiyo

 

[Jadda]

daah jamani dada

View attachment 1248263huyo hapo sasa, memfanya mdoli kwanza

 

[Sakayo]

kwahiyo nikaribie pm dada?? Utanikaribisha sasa??

Leo uko na adabuuu
Ni hiyo picha ama kuko na kingine eti

 

[Sakayo]

daah jamani dada

Nini mbaya jamani mdogo wangu mzuri mzuri

 

[Jadda]

haki ya nani vile kweli sijui

Wanaume si wanasemaga hatutakiwi kushindana nao kwamba eti kila jina watakalojiita na sisi tunalitafutia kinyume chake

Hebu jiongeze hukoo
Yaani sikukosea umri wako! Sio kwa maswali hayo

 

[Moyibi]

 

[Jadda]

mimi mbona nina adabu siku zote

Leo uko na adabuuu
Ni hiyo picha ama kuko na kingine eti

 

[Jadda]

unaninyima picha yako na ya Atoto

Nini mbaya jamani mdogo wangu mzuri mzuri

 

[Sakayo]

haki ya nani vile kweli sijui

Wanaume si wanasemaga hatutakiwi kushindana nao kwamba eti kila jina watakalojiita na sisi tunalitafutia kinyume chake

Kumbe unataka unigombanishe nao eehhh!!

Nasema hiviii, jiongeze mdogo wangu mzuri mzuri

 

[Sakayo]

mimi mbona nina adabu siku zote

Nikikumbuka siku unaniambia mie mdogo wako, sina hamu!

 

[Sakayo]

unaninyima picha yako na ya Atoto

Zangu umeona mara nyingi saaana jamani...
Ya Atoto njoo uchukue

 

[Jadda]

hapana wala, ila nasikia eti ni maharia sasa sijui kweli.

Kumbe unataka unigombanishe nao eehhh!!

Nasema hiviii, jiongeze mdogo wangu mzuri mzuri