Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Heaven Sent]

Mama Mchungaji punguza kutesa watu maana kila mtu analalamika. Jitahidi uselfike ili maisha yaendelee...

Hata mimi naunga tela hapa kuchungulia chungulia kama utaachia kitu. Nitakuwa hapa kwa nusu saa ijayo.

Tuonee huruma mama Mchungaji

Mzee wa Yutong jamani; how have you been? Si ndiyo nimerudi sasa

 

[Heaven Sent]

Yaani nimeng'atwa na mmbu sana mama mchungaji ukaniacha kwenye mataa
Nimekesha hapa nasubiri selfie ya mama mchungaji lakini hola...
Na huyu Saint Anne ndiyo kasababisha yote haya

Ngoja nikuletee na mosquito repellent nkamu

 

[Heaven Sent]

Sijamuona. Muite tena

Ushapitwaaaa

 

[Brian Spilner]

Usijali mdogo angu; ngoja nipangue files hapa

Hiyo itakua ya wote au ya muombaji tuu..??

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mzee wa Yutong jamani; how have you been? Si ndiyo nimerudi sasa

Eti mzee wa Yutong. Unanionea mama Mchungaji. Nilishaachana na hayo mambo sababu ya uzee.

Unaselfika au nijiondokee zangu tu kinyonge? Maana watu wamepambana sana mpaka wengine wanasema wamekesha hapa wakisubiria 😁

 

[Mahondaw]

Mama Mchungaji punguza kutesa watu maana kila mtu analalamika. Jitahidi uselfike ili maisha yaendelee...

Hata mimi naunga tela hapa kuchungulia chungulia kama utaachia kitu. Nitakuwa hapa kwa nusu saa ijayo.

Tuonee huruma mama Mchungaji

Nakaziaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Muda mrefu sana umepita tumemiss kumuona mama pastaa !!

 

[Brian Spilner]

Ushapitwaaaa

Ntampata jioni huyo. Lete yakwako hapa

 

[Heaven Sent]

Hiyo itakua ya wote au ya muombaji tuu..??

Ya woteee

 

[Heaven Sent]

Eti mzee wa Yutong. Unanionea mama Mchungaji. Nilishaachana na hayo mambo sababu ya uzee.

Unaselfika au nijiondokee zangu tu kinyonge? Maana watu wamepambana sana mpaka wengine wanasema wamekesha hapa wakisubiria 😁

Mvumilivu hula mbivu Mtumishi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nakaziaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Muda mrefu sana umepita tumemiss kumuona mama pastaa !!

Hana namna.

Itabidi tu aselfike....

Vox populi, vox Dei - Sauti ya wengi ni sauti ya Mungu.

Hana ujanja ngoja tumsubirie 🙏🏿

 

[Mjep]

Nasubiri na mi nione
Mr vocha ,mtu mzitooo

Uzito mimi nautoa wapi ndugu yangu?
Mimi mwepesi kama karatasi
Niko porini huku mtandao unasumbua
Nikipata mtandao umetulia jioni nitatupia vitu leo hadi uzi uteteme

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mvumilivu hula mbivu Mtumishi

Sawa Mama Mchungaji.

Ngoja tuendelee kusubiri...japo
mvumilivu anaweza pia kuishia kula mbovu!

 

[Tinsley]

Usijali mdogo angu; ngoja nipangue files hapa

Okay waiting

 

[Mjep]

Ngoja nikuletee na mosquito repellent nkamu

Kweli niko huku kweli mama mchungaji
Jana umeninyanyasa sana

 

[Heaven Sent]

Kweli niko huku kweli mama mchungaji
Jana umeninyanyasa sana

Nkamu hayo maeneo mbona yapo salama sana? Mbu hawezi kukung'ata

 

[Mjep]

Nkamu hayo maeneo mbona yapo salama sana? Mbu hawezi kukung'ata

Nimeng'atwa na mbu sana jana huwezi amini
Naomba ufanye kunipunguzia machungu angalau kwa kaselfie mama mchungaji
Hivi unaelewa umemisika sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nkamu hayo maeneo mbona yapo salama sana? Mbu hawezi kukung'ata

Mama Mchungaji unaselfika huselfiki?

Yaani hata huoni tunavyopambana jamani?

Hebu kata mzizi wa fitina ili wengine tuondoke hapa aisee 🙏🏿

 

[Mjep]

Mama Mchungaji unaselfika huselfiki?

Yaani hata huoni tunavyopambana jamani?

Hebu kama mzizi wa fitina ili wengine tuondoke hapa aisee 🙏🏿

Aseme tu kama amegoma tukatafute ugali tupoze machungu wallah

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aseme tu kama amegoma tukatafute ugali tupoze machungu wallah

Kabisaa yaani maana this is just too much 😁😁😁🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mama Mchungaji kata mzizi wa fitina pulizi 🙏🏿