Screen touch

[mojoki]

Hizi touch screen zinavyosumbua watu mdada kanunua cmu mpya Screen touch

Mdada: Bebi mambwo? Jamaa: Poa nambie Mdada: Vipw umelalwa? Jamaa: Unasemaje? Mdada: Nauliza umelwala? Jamaa: Mhhhh! Cjalala baby hata ucngz cna

Mdada: Mim menyew cjalwala ---- mijitu inapiga kelelwe hapa nje kwetu hadi inaboowa

Jamaa! Nin?

Mdada: kuna kelwele hapa nje ya numba yetu usingizwi hakuna kabiswa

Jamaa: hahahaa pole baby

Mdada: Bwebi mbona unanichekwa sasa?

Jamaa: Jaribu kuandika vizuri hunny

Mdada: Hehehwehwe, cunajua cmu mupya alafu sikirini tachi kila nikibinya elufi hii inakunya na nyingine. Pwelo bebwi wangu

Jamaa: Hahahaa haya dia


In this world nothing is certain than Tax and Death.

 

[ceterius paribus]

Mkuu umetishwaa....oh dory..umetisha..

 

[mojoki]

Mkuu umetishwaa....oh dory..umetisha..

Hahaaaa centerins perimbus...


In this world nothing is certain than Tax and Death.

 

[JMWAKA]

hahahaha yiyo ni bwalaaa

 

[Mwanyasi]

Mkuu ni wadada tu wanakosea?
CC: Lady doctor

 

[mojoki]

Mkuu ni wadada tu wanakosea?
CC: Lady doctor

Soma vizuri mkuu, Lugaya twaifa hiwoo


In this world nothing is certain than Tax and Death.

 

[SHOOyaKIBABE]

usingizwi..

 

[Miss Neddy]

Mkuu ni wadada tu wanakosea?
CC: Lady doctor

mhhhhhh Mwanyasi unajua kama Lady doctor ndo mama nkwe wako eeeeeh

 

[Mwanyasi]

Hizi touch screen zinavyosumbua watu mdada kanunua cmu mpya Screen touch

Mdada: Bebi mambwo? Jamaa: Poa nambie Mdada: Vipw umelalwa? Jamaa: Unasemaje? Mdada: Nauliza umelwala? Jamaa: Mhhhh! Cjalala baby hata ucngz cna

Mdada: Mim menyew cjalwala ---- mijitu inapiga kelelwe hapa nje kwetu hadi inaboowa

Jamaa! Nin?

Mdada: kuna kelwele hapa nje ya numba yetu usingizwi hakuna kabiswa

Jamaa: hahahaa pole baby

Mdada: Bwebi mbona unanichekwa sasa?

Jamaa: Jaribu kuandika vizuri hunny

Mdada: Hehehwehwe, cunajua cmu mupya alafu sikirini tachi kila nikibinya elufi hii inakunya na nyingine. Pwelo bebwi wangu

Jamaa: Hahahaa haya dia


In this world nothing is certain than Tax and Death.

Soma vizuri mkuu, Lugaya twaifa hiwoo


In this world nothing is certain than Tax and Death.

Humo kwenye red ni maneno ya mwanaume?

 

[Jahman]

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[sir Ganto G]

..umenichekesha sana we jamaa,ni kweli hili tatizo lipo sana mitaani ni shidaa.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Hahaha,
duuh!

 

[SUKAH]

Daa nimechweka kelwi

 

[Excel]

Kwa nani mamii!?

Halafu sikujua kama Lady doctor ndo mamaa wako!

mhhhhhh Mwanyasi unajua kama Lady doctor ndo mama nkwe wako eeeeeh

 

[Bishuu]

Ha haa ha nimechekaje?

 

[suri]

:smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:

 

[tomjelly]

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[danielharon]

Hahaha!

 

[Prisss]

Hahahaaaa majanga,,,,,,, ingekua screen touch button zinachakaa ya kufuta ungekuta imeisha siku mtu aliyonunua simu kwa sababu inavyotumika ni shidaaaa

 

[MANI]

Mkuu ni wadada tu wanakosea?
CC: Lady doctor

Na wenye madole manene je?