President Obama walks into the Bank


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President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me"?



Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?


Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the President of the United States of Am ... Erica!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of imposters, forgers, etc I must insist on seeing your ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am"

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque"

[FONT=&quot]Cashier: "Look Mr.. President, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot
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and the tennis ball landed in a cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally said : "Honestly, my mind is a total blank~~~~~
There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing."

Cashier: "Now I know who you are! Do you want large or small denomination notes, Mr. President?"


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Hahahahahaa, this is a good one. I wonder mzee mkjj wa JF ata fanya nini? My guess "Rostam Aziz, Al Adawi is one and the same. Dowans generators and Symbion Generators are two totally different things".
 
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Its true for Obama even if you ask him what have you done today. He can not even make reports because a report is a most difficult task on him.
 
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Its true for Obama even if you ask him what have you done today. He can not even make reports because a report is a most difficult task on him.
 
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Its true for Obama even if you ask him what have you done today. He can not even make reports because a report is a most difficult task on him.
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You must be out of your mind! Its Barack Obama you are talking about my friend!
 
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Hahahahahaa, this is a good one. I wonder mzee mkjj wa JF ata fanya nini? My guess &quot;Rostam Aziz, Al Adawi is one and the same. Dowans generators and Symbion Generators are two totally different things.


Kindly please enlighten me on your comment I've totally grasped nothing
 
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Obama has done great job. But there was joke in US after the US economy was destroyed by Bush that the the polititians there suggeted it is better now put Black president in office as voters will easly believe he created the economic mess.
 

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