Nyau wa wapi huyu?

[No Escape]

Anasubiri adhaan!

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Nyau wangu huyu nimemfundisha heshima

Kama ni wako nakubali

 

[adden]

Dahhhh nyau wa sarakasi huyo

 

[AKILI TATU]

AMEKUFA HUYU

 

[Smart911]

Kasusa... anataka samaki mchemsho...

 

[KACHINJA]

Uyo nyau nae amekufa

 

[sajumo]

Rombo cats

 

[collycool]

Nyau broiler kama wale kuku wa wa kutengeneza

 

[The Monk]

Basi kafunga

Hajafunga wala nini, mjeda anaenda kwa amri. Full nidhamu.

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hajafunga wala nini, mjeda anaenda kwa amri. Full nidhamu.

Aah wapi nidhamu gani hiyo ya kuchapa usingizi wa nguvu lindoni

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

Atakuwa nyau wa Darisalama huyu........

 

[Vitaimana]

Nyau wa Daresalama huyoo.... Amezoea kiepe yai.....

Una utani na anayemfuga sasa!

 

[Habibu B. Anga]

Hiyu sio kama yale mapaka ya Muhimbiri,
yenyewe yanakula mpaka machungwa!

Hahahaha!! Daaahh

 

[Trimmer]

Nyau ana mgomo anataka na yeye aonje uroda wa basi la mwendo kasi

 

[muhomakilo jr]

Nyau ana nidhamu balaa...

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Isije kuwa alikuwa kwenye mfungo!

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

Ana mtindio wa ubongo huyo.

 

[Totos Boss]

Hapo anasubiri wapikwe

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hapo anasubiri wapikwe

Hahhahahaaaa hali vibichi

 

[Patience123]

I had my Nyau like that, ukiweka kitu bila kuweka kwenye kisahani chake hagusi, hata ukiweka samaki na dagaa kwenye chombo hali na anafukuza hadi kuku wanaozengea.. Alikuja kufa tu ghafla nikakuta mzoga wake kwenye karavati nje ya nyumba yangu, nilimlilia paka wangu jamani, nilihisi kama nimepata msiba wa binadamu. Huwa namkumbuka sana paka wangu. Apumzike huko aliko...