Nukuu za JK

Henge · Jul 27, 2011

wanataka wanitoe wakati uchaguzi umeisha!

Henge · Jul 27, 2011

nchi hii inaudini
TUSAIDIANE KUPONYA MAJERAHA YA UCHAGUZI!
Matatizo haya hayatakwisha sababu na mimi niliyakuta!

Vanpopeye · Jul 27, 2011

Gama said:
Wana jf, naomba tuorodheshe nukuu mbali mbali kutoka kwa hotuba na mazungumzo ya rais wetu JK, nukuu hizi zitzsaidia kurejea siku zijazo, naanza na hizi chache: unaweza endeleza au kunikosoa pale nitakapo kosea.1. Urais wangu hauna ubia.2. Tatizo la umeme ni ukame, mimi siwezi kuilazimisha mvua inyeshe.3. Hawa wanaopata mimba ni kiherehere chao.4. Kama hawa watuhumiwa wa EPA wanasema fedha hizo walizitumia katika uchaguzi, watuenyeshe walizitumiaje(stakabadhi).5...................................... Tafhadhari endleza.

Tanzania kuna foleni barabarani kwa sababu wananch wana maendeleo wamenunua magari mengi!

Vanpopeye · Jul 27, 2011

Gama said:
Wana jf, naomba tuorodheshe nukuu mbali mbali kutoka kwa hotuba na mazungumzo ya rais wetu JK, nukuu hizi zitzsaidia kurejea siku zijazo, naanza na hizi chache: unaweza endeleza au kunikosoa pale nitakapo kosea.

1. Urais wangu hauna ubia.

2. Tatizo la umeme ni ukame, mimi siwezi kuilazimisha mvua inyeshe.

3. Hawa wanaopata mimba ni kiherehere chao.

4. Kama hawa watuhumiwa wa EPA wanasema fedha hizo walizitumia katika uchaguzi, watuenyeshe walizitumiaje(stakabadhi).

5......................................
Tafhadhari endleza.

Tanzania kuna foleni barabarani kwa sababu wananch wana maendeleo wamenunua magari mengi!

Ndallo · Jul 27, 2011

"Mkinichagua nitaigeza KIGOMA na kua DUBAI"

AK-47 · Jul 27, 2011

Mkigoma tutawaajiri watu wengine watu wako wengi wanaotafuta kazi

Inside10 · Jul 27, 2011

"mzee mwinyi alikaa miaka 10 hakuyamalza, mzee Nkapa miaka 10 hakuyamalza, mie miaka 5 sijayamalza na mingne 5 sitayamalza, hvyo basi (kicheko) matatzo hayawezi kwisha" JK

Maengo · Jul 27, 2011

" Wakitishinda(wapinzani) majukwaani tutatumia nguvu ya ziada" nadhan hii ilikuwa ni siku aliyorudisha fomu za kugombea urais 2010...!

Maengo · Jul 27, 2011

" Wakitushinda(wapinzani) majukwaani tutatumia nguvu ya ziada" nadhan hii ilikuwa ni siku aliyorudisha fomu za kugombea urais 2010...!

MaxShimba · Jul 27, 2011

Gama said:
Wana jf, naomba tuorodheshe nukuu mbali mbali kutoka kwa hotuba na mazungumzo ya rais wetu JK, nukuu hizi zitzsaidia kurejea siku zijazo, naanza na hizi chache: unaweza endeleza au kunikosoa pale nitakapo kosea.

1. Urais wangu hauna ubia.

2. Tatizo la umeme ni ukame, mimi siwezi kuilazimisha mvua inyeshe.

3. Hawa wanaopata mimba ni kiherehere chao.

4. Kama hawa watuhumiwa wa EPA wanasema fedha hizo walizitumia katika uchaguzi, watuenyeshe walizitumiaje(stakabadhi).

5......................................
Tafhadhari endleza.

What option does JK has? No rain no electricity!!! That is not an option at all.

Xoyangdaxo · Jul 27, 2011

Duh! jk kamzidi mfale Juha!

Rweye · Jul 27, 2011

Mwandishi wa habari: Mheshimiwa rais ungependa watanzania wakukumbuke kwa lipi baada ya Uongozi wako?
JK:Mh..ahaa...a,yah!,"ningependa wanikumbuke kwamba niliwakuta hapa,ntawaacha hapa". Yalikuwa ni mahojiano ya moja kwa moja baina ya waandishi wa habari na mgombea urais CCM 2010,kupitia ITV.

mchapa shughuli · Jul 27, 2011

1)tatizo waandishi wa habari wengi ni makanjanja
2)uchaguzi umekwisha,mnaandamana..mna lenu jambo!

Babuu blessed · Jul 27, 2011

Degedege said:
"mzee mwinyi alikaa miaka 10 hakuyamalza, mzee Nkapa miaka 10 hakuyamalza, mie miaka 5 sijayamalza na mingne 5 sitayamalza, hvyo basi (kicheko) matatzo hayawezi kwisha" JK

(10+10+5+5)=30 wote hawa ni wa magamba

Saint Ivuga · Jul 27, 2011

Gama said:
Teheteheteheteheteheeeeeeeee

hii anaitoa kila siku hadi kwenye misiba akihojiwa tu lazima aitoe

Babuu blessed · Jul 27, 2011

Anaekumbuka kaul alizotoa Alipokuwa anawanadi mapacha

Inside10 · Jul 27, 2011

Babuu blessed said:
(10+10+5+5)=30 wote hawa ni wa magamba

yap.. Na hii inatuonyesha kwamba jeikei matatzo hayamuumizi kchwa since kwa7bu tu aliyakuta

King’asti · Jul 27, 2011

my favourite quote, thanks!

Vanpopeye said:
Tanzania kuna foleni barabarani kwa sababu wananch wana maendeleo wamenunua magari mengi!

Rweye · Jul 27, 2011

Your excellencies!I can appreciate your deep memories,well done!

matungusha · Jul 27, 2011

ny
umba tunayojenga moja kwanini tugombanie fito.

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