Ninaomba talaka!!

[Nothing4good]

Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji: alishangaa akasema mbona hata hamjamaliza hata wiki? Ok any way! yapi yamewasibu? Mke: mchungaji Ivunje tu hii ndoa mimi nimechoka nilifikiri iko hivi. ============> kumbe iko hivi... ==> Mchungaji akashangaa!? Haya na wewe yapi yamekusibu? Mume: nibora 2achane mimi nilifikiri iko hivi.. {} kumbe iko hivi { }

 

[daughter]

Sweetheart, umefurahisha lakini ningefurahi zaidi kama ungeiweka kwenye jukwaa la jokes.
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nothing4good]

Sweetheart, umefurahisha lakini ningefurahi zaidi kama ungeiweka kwenye jukwaa la jokes.
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he!! Kwani huku ni wap!?

 

[Lutala]

he!! Kwani huku ni wap!?

nilidhani huku () kumbe ( ) ha ha ha

 

[Msolopagazi]

Hapo ndo mwenye makosa mume au mke?:wink2::wink2::wink2:

 

[Mkare]

Sweetheart, umefurahisha lakini ningefurahi zaidi kama ungeiweka kwenye jukwaa la jokes.
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?????Hee! Au mie ndo mekosea njia....

 

[Dr wa ukweli]

Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji: alishangaa akasema mbona hata hamjamaliza hata wiki? Ok any way! yapi yamewasibu? Mke: mchungaji Ivunje tu hii ndoa mimi nimechoka nilifikiri iko hivi. ============> kumbe iko hivi... ==> Mchungaji akashangaa!? Haya na wewe yapi yamekusibu? Mume: nibora 2achane mimi nilifikiri iko hivi.. {} kumbe iko hivi { }

hadi huku unapita? ila huku hatutafuti wachumba! vp maendeleo yako bibi Nothing4good

 

[dorry]

he!! Kwani huku ni wap!?

Hajui alipo mwenzio.

 

[Vinci]

Mkuu mwenye makosa mume...maana iko ==> na mke iko hivi { } hivyo inapwaya,kama mume ingekuwa hivi ============> na mke { } ngoma inogile

Hapo ndo mwenye makosa mume au mke?:wink2::wink2::wink2:

 

[zayat]

what is the problem>wa masai wanauza dawa za kurefusha kwa mume na kuifanya tait ya kike

 

[uporoto01]

Kila siku mnaambiwa mjaribu kabla ya ndoa kuepusha matatizo hamkubali ona sasa tumechangia harusi kwenye ndoa ya wiki moja.

 

[Nothing4good]

hadi huku unapita? ila huku hatutafuti wachumba! vp maendeleo yako bibi Nothing4good

ha ha ha ha !
we vip? acha kunifuata fuata

 

[Washawasha]

maskini hawakupimana urefu!

 

[Susy]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii moyo wangu mie!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Masiko W. M.]

You are always adviced to shake before use.