Nimemfumania dada yangu kwenye kitanda changu

[Maserati]

Sasa ukishamkata mguu ndio inakuwaje[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Lakini hata wewe dada wa wenzako si unatembea nao!!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mwandiko wako tyuu

 

[ukhuty]

Wewe Ungefanyaje? Usikimbie tu hapa

hahah ngoj ninyamaze tu

 

[Bonny]

Nijibu tu si unajua sina madhara

hahah ngoj ninyamaze tu

 

[ukhuty]

Nijibu tu si unajua sina madhara

naogopa ujue

 

[Bonny]

naogopa ujue

Unaogppa nin?

 

[ukhuty]

Unaogppa nin?

naogopa kusema

 

[Gilbert Clavery]

MSAMEHE BURE, ALIPITIWA NA ROHO MTAKAKITU!!!

Usirudie ujinga huu...Roho mtakatifu unamuweka kwenye upuuzi huu.

 

[Bonny]

naogopa kusema

Mmmh huyu anaeogopwa huyu kaz ipo?

 

[SODIUM CYANIDE]

Mwanzo wa story unaweza kusema kweli yamekutokea lakini kwenye aya ya mwisho ndipo nilipogundua kuwa napigwa kamba.

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

Shigongo.. The story teller

 

[ukhuty]

Mmmh huyu anaeogopwa huyu kaz ipo?

hahah umeanzaee[emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[Bonny]

hahah umeanzaee[emoji12] [emoji12]

Ha ha ha ha bas tuishie hapa mama

 

[bandamo]

Huyu lazima atakuwa mhehe wa ipogoro ndio wana tabia hiyo badala ya kukata watu miguu nenda kajinyonge wewe tu

 

[Pure_sapiens]

Sema umekuta dada yako ameazima kitanda sio umemfumania. Umfumanie kwani mkeo huyo?

Hapo ulipaswa umpe shemeji yako 20,000 akaendelee kumpa dadako mbegu gesti. Nje ya hapo ni kukosa shukrani kwa watu wanaompa dadako raha

Duuh hii ngumu kumesa

 

[Mother Confessor]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sasa wewe hapo kinachokuuma ni nini mkuu,.Dada au kitanda chako!???

 

[naiman64]

Imebidi nicheke tu kumbe Dada nae anauma[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Wee hee waangalie hivi hivi kusimamisha vibinti vya watu ati oooh hali halali ngoja amkute Dada yake kasimamishwa atakavyokuwa mkali itakuwa huyo aliyemkuta dada yake anapandwa jamaa ana tafuta shoka kweli

 

[Mbulu]

Mwenye dada hakosi shemeji....

 

[Wild sniper]

Ulitaka umkute anakandamizwa wapi ili usipate hasira?

 

[Trimmer]

Siku nyingine uwe unagonga hodi aisee..

 

[Napoleone]

Aisee mi ningeua.astakafurwalahi tena,..yaan nilishawambiaga hata majiran,mdogo wangu wa kike nimpendae siku nkija mkuta na mwanaume ni halal yangu,dogo uzur ana akil sana,ila hata hvyo,yaan nikija skia kuna bwege anamsubua mdogo angu wa kike,ntafanya juu chin nim frame kesi ka ya kina bab seya walahi