Nilikuwa namnongoneza mdomoni..!

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

Kwa wale wanaosoma sana habari za wababe na watu waliokuwa na sifa zenye kuumiza miili na hisia wa hapa duniani, bila shaka wameshawahi kukutana na jina la Chico Marx. Huyu jamaa, ambaye alizaliwa mwaka 1891 na kufariki hapo mnamo mwaka 1961 alikuwa na makusudi mawili tu ya kuja kwake hapa duniani. Kwanza wanawake kwa fujo na pili, kamari kwa kufuru. Siku moja alifumaniwa na mkewe akimbusu mwanamke. Mkewe alipokuja juu, Marx alimwambia, "unapiga kelele bure, sikuwa ninambusu, nilikuwa namnong'oneza mdomoni……!"

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth

Ni utetezi mzuri eh…..!

MESTOD · Feb 15, 2013

Hivi mdomo unasikia?

Bazazi · Feb 15, 2013

Bonge la Utetezi;
Kama hutaki acha

Bazazi!

Mamndenyi · Feb 15, 2013

@Mtambuzi jaribu ufumwe na Mama Ngina then umwambie 'I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth' uone huo moto wake.

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Feb 15, 2013

Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

mwaJ · Feb 15, 2013

Bujibuji said:
Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

Mie naona huo utetezi umekaa ki Bazazi zaidi

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

Bujibuji said:
Mtambuzi, huyo jamaa hiyo sababu aliyompa mkewe imekaa ki Bujibuji sana

Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

mwaJ said:
Mie naona huo utetezi umekaa ki Bazazi zaidi

mwaJ una utani na mjomba wangu Bazazi.......?

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Feb 15, 2013

Mtambuzi said:
Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

Mtambuzi, kuna makojoleo mengine huwa yanakuwa n amatawi. Naona jamaa alikuwa na bidhaa yenye matawi pia

Nivea · Feb 15, 2013

naona unadeclare mambo yako.

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

Mamndenyi said:
@Mtambuzi jaribu ufumwe na Mama Ngina then umwambie 'I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth' uone huo moto wake.

Mie ningemwambia nilikuwa namfanyia CPR (I wasn't kissing her I was just applying cardiopulmonary resuscitation[FONT=arial, sans-serif] (CPR))[/FONT]

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

nivea said:
naona unadeclare mambo yako.

Mie mama Ngina akinibamba nitatumia hii hapa: I wasn't kissing her I was just applying cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR)

Asnam · Feb 15, 2013

kwikwikwikwikwi hii nayo kali.

Watu8 · Feb 15, 2013

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

Asnam · Feb 15, 2013

Mtambuzi said:
Huyu jamaa alikuwa ni bonge la msanii, unaambiwa enzi zake alisumbua sana maana alikuwa ni bingwa wa kujichanganya na wanawake utadhani kojoleo lake linamuwasha.........

huwa naambiwa vikojoleo vyenu vinaakisi mwanga haraka vinapoona skirt au skinjeans imekatisha machoni au ni ulongo.

Vin Diesel · Feb 15, 2013

Huu utetezi ujaribu leo uone balaa lake....

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

Asnam said:
kwikwikwikwikwi hii nayo kali.

Acha udaku, mtoto kwa kupenda kusoma udaku wewe na ndio maana kwa room yako umejaza magazeti ya Chogongo ya Kiu, Ijumaa, nk.............

Mtambuzi · Feb 15, 2013

Vin Diesel said:
Huu utetezi ujaribu leo uone balaa lake....

Mie nimerithi mikoba ya huyun jamaa aisee

mwaJ · Feb 15, 2013

Mtambuzi said:
mwaJ una utani na mjomba wangu Bazazi.......?

Mnh! Sina utani naye katu! Mie niliandika bazazi ya kitabia kumbe ni jina la mtu! Leeloooooooo!

Asnam · Feb 15, 2013

Mtambuzi said:
Acha udaku, mtoto kwa kupenda kusoma udaku wewe na ndio maana kwa room yako umejaza magazeti ya Chogongo ya Kiu, Ijumaa, nk.............

hayo ndo yenyewe bila udaku umbea utapigaje mjini hapa, babu weh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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