NFL Super Bowl, Special Thread

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

Hii nchi naipenda, na moja ya sababu inayonifanya niipende ni kwamba, hakuna mtu aliye juu ya sheria. Haka ka Ray Nagin baada ya kujipatia umaarufu through Katrina kakaanza kula milungula. Wacha wakafunge tu!.

Kafuata libeneke la yule dogo aliyekuwa Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, kama sikosei

 

[Candid Scope]

Naangalia online inaelekea taa zimezimika uwanjwani, ingekuwa hivyo bongo yangekuwa makubwa. Wanaoangalia live kwenye TV hasa walioko huko Marekani tuambieni, taa zimetengamaa au bado?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Siamini macho yangu!
Manake wakati wa presidential campaigns ulivyokuwa ukimponda Jaluo......leo mbona umegeuza kibao ha ha ha!

Evidently you didn't catch the whiff of sarcasm there.

I don't look at color (if you should know).

 

[Yegomasika]

Kafuata libeneke la yule dogo aliyekuwa Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, kama sikosei

Kuna Congressman mmoja sijui nae alikuwa wa Lousiana, alikutwa na $90,000 kwenye freezer. Nae anaozea jela. Kafungwa Scooter Libby itakuwa hawa wengine bana!.

 

[Candid Scope]

Umeme umekatika Superdome?

Naangalia kupitia Yahoo, sijajua ni network gani nzuri, walioko huko USA kwenye TV watuambie.

• Lights out: Power outage stops game at Super Bowl
• Ravens lead 49ers 21-6 at halftime of Super Bowl

 

[Ogah]

Haya .........na kazi iendelee.....baada ya umeme kurudi.....

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

Evidently you didn't catch the whiff of sarcasm there.

I don't look at color (if you should know).

No, I didn't!!
You caught me off guard!

 

[Ogah]

Hii ngoma.....ngumu sana kwa SF.......

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hmm.....

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Umeme noma sana ,49ers wanarudi

 

[TIMING]

Kibao kinageuka

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Watu watakata rufaa lol

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Daaaaaaamn

Bmore fumble the ball,

Bonge la u turn kwenye matokeo.

Umeme utaleta balaaa

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kimenuka Bmore:becky:

 

[Yegomasika]

He he he...ngoja tuongezee hot wings na bia hapa, kibao kimegeuka!.

 

[Yegomasika]

Fox News just reported that, the power outage at Superdome was an act of terror!....Just a joke guys!.

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

5 point game

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Should we put the blame on the power?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Should we put the blame on the power?

Nah! White people don't want Ray Lewis to win a championship.

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Nah! White people don't want Ray Lewis to win a championship.

N they are the ones who turned off the lights

They started coming up with that BS that he used some banned substances