Neno la leo: The Perfect Guy

[Dark City]

Haswaaa, though naweza kumruhusu kunywa kidogo ila haya mengine ndo mwake

Akinywa safari mmoja ataishia hapo kweli ram?

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mkuu Mr Rocky, I simply stated the obvious, sijakatisha mtu tamaa hapo

Wapo wanaosaka Mr perfect kila siku na wakiona maneno kama haya dah balaa Kaizer ila tupo bana though retired comrade (quote from babu Dc Dark City)

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer umeanza

amu nini tena jamani.....nimekumiss hebu usiepue ugali kabla haujaiva.....mtu wa ivo anaexist?

 

[City hunter j]

Hapana kina wangu City hunter j.......mwaga mapoint

I tried to exist bt dah hyo ya 3 ikaniharibia bt ndiy naifanyia kazi nw

 

[Fixed Point]

MwanajamiiOne, sadly I am Luckily I am NOT perfect, thats why you know that I exist......haaa:tonguez:

Ni jambo jema kujijua kwamba you are not perfect....
hii inasaidia mambo mengi sana kwenye mahusiano..... niseme zaidi?

 

[Kaizer]

Wapo wanaosaka Mr perfect kila siku na wakiona maneno kama haya dah balaa Kaizer ila tupo bana though retired comrade (quote from babu Dc Dark City)

ndo ujumbe mahsusi kwao mkuu Mr Rocky....'wazee hukumbuka'

 

[Dark City]

hahaha mkuu mwenzangu Dark City, baada ya ile sredi yako ya kuwatafuta kondoo waliopotea, nikaona niwaite walau tukumbukie ya zamani hata kama kwa kitubio hivyo hivyo,,,

Na watakuja tu....

Lazima tuwaone Teamo na Nyamayao....

 

[RR]

.......and they say a beer gives a perfect moment....:biggrin1:

BTW: Hii perfection (actually it is more being close to perfection) iko specific...
Ofkoz hakuna general perfection...

 

[Asprin]

Mkuu Mr Rocky, I simply stated the obvious, sijakatisha mtu tamaa hapo

Ila hommie ukasahau kitu kimoja. Huyo perfect guy ambaye haexist, anaweza tu akaexist, kama na kama tu ana mahela ya kutosha. Them girls wakishaona una mahela mengi wanakuwa hawakuoni ukinywa ukivuta na ofkozi wakikukuta na mwanamke mwingine hata kama mko kitandani uchi mnafanya dhambi, wanaamini ulikuwa unampa business plan....

 

[Nicas Mtei]

...and on seeing this, God created Mentor.



PM Moderator,

Mungu pia alimuumba Yuda Iskariote, simshangai kukuumba we kabazazi.

Kibazazi kilisababisha mtu ajaribu kujiua

 

[Mr Rocky]

ndo ujumbe mahsusi kwao mkuu Mr Rocky....'wazee hukumbuka'

Yeah na tukikumbuka kuwa we were perfect comrades enzi za ujana na hadi leo Dark City bado ni perfect comrade na hana mpinzani
cc Asprin na Teamo

 

[Kaizer]

Hommie Kaizer, mi si exist asee. Sasa hebu jioni pita kwa shem wako umuulize niaje vipi anaendelea kubanana na mimi dead meat???

hahahaha hommie Asprin, saa nyingine shemeji huwa na akili ya kugundua kwamba "you are nit perfect" aisee

 

[Asprin]

Kibazazi kilisababisha mtu ajaribu kujiua

Afu kinampakazia, the perfect guy kwa msaada wa umri lol

 

[Mentor]

Mungu pia alimuumba Yuda Iskariote, simshangai kukuumba we kabazazi.

Babu hadi mimi leo unanikana...!!!

 

[Kaizer]

Ila hommie ukasahau kitu kimoja. Huyo perfect guy ambaye haexist, anaweza tu akaexist, kama na kama tu ana mahela ya kutosha. Them girls wakishaona una mahela mengi wanakuwa hawakuoni ukinywa ukivuta na ofkozi wakikukuta na mwanamke mwingine hata kama mko kitandani uchi mnafanya dhambi, wanaamini ulikuwa unampa business plan....

Hakyamama hommie Asprin hii statement yako hii itakuletea matatizo..maana ndugu yangu RR huwa ana "mtizamo"wake wa leo, na hivi leo kasema hivi, namnukulu" Ukiwa na mpenzi 'ANAYEVUTIA' ni sawa na kufungua akaunti benki yetu ile ya makabwela, hivyo suala la FOLENI ni la kawaida"....mwisho wa kumnukulu

 

[Kaizer]

No you are wrong I exist(Kwa kumwogopa mwenyezi Mungu muumba wa mbingu na nchi mimi ni kijana mwaminifu na naamini tupo wengi maana sivuti sigara,sinywi pombe,sidanganyi kwenye mapenzi na ni mwaminifu sana kwenye mapenzi na sifa nyingine tele tupo wengi sana bwana)

Mlanje naomba uendelee kuwa wmaminifu hivyo hivyo, hapo kwenye bold hapo...UMEOA?

 

[Asprin]

Yeah na tukikumbuka kuwa we were perfect comrades enzi za ujana na hadi leo Dark City bado ni perfect comrade na hana mpinzani
cc Asprin na Teamo

hahaha sometimes umri unatulazimisha kuwa perfect guys. Enzi za ujana wake Dark City, there was no way angekuwa perfect guy kwa mujibu wa rasimu ya katiba ya Kaizer.

Cc: Kaizer, kwa taarifa tu kuwa kuna perfect guy wa kizazi kipya anatembelea nyota ya Kaiser

 

[Kaizer]

Ni jambo jema kujijua kwamba you are not perfect....
hii inasaidia mambo mengi sana kwenye mahusiano..... niseme zaidi?

Yes please, develop Fixed Point, hapa hayo mapwenti muhimu sana

 

[Asprin]

Babu hadi mimi leo unanikana...!!!

Hapana, mimi sio Simon Petro, na wewe sio Yuda, na ladyfurahia hajawahi kuwa Maria Magdalena.

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Afu kinampakazia, the perfect guy kwa msaada wa umri lol

Haahaha. Kumbe kabla marehemu hajajiua alikuwa anampigia bazaz Mentor simu lakini akawa hapokei. Duru zinaonesha kuwa kitendo hicho kilimuudhi marehemu ndipo akaamua kubwia sumu.