Nauliza

[Baba V]

Yaani uiywe kwa pupa afu usingizie imewagwa? Kweli joto hasira!

Ndo maana naruka mwenyewe..... yelela yelelaaa!!!

 

[Nduka]

Sijamwaga, nimeinywa...!!! anadha kweshen????

Aaaah mbona umeinywa, mama muuuuuzaa mleteee hapa mpwa Baba V yake afe mpaka anyweeee

 

[Lady doctor]

Aaaah mbona umeinywa, mama muuuuuzaa mleteee hapa mpwa Baba V yake afe mpaka anyweeee

hiyo unayoiagiza kama siyo mbege basi togwa au piwa

 

[Nduka]

hiyo unayoiagiza kama siyo mbege basi togwa au piwa

I am gentleman, I only drink gentlemen's drinks..aaaaaghr waiter mletee Lady doctor cider aaaaah

 

[Mwali]

mh.... itakuwa ndio mara ya kwanza kununua kwa pesa yako...

Hahahahaha, ndio maana imemuuma. lol

 

[Asprin]

Hahahahaha, ndio maana imemuuma. lol

U wapi ule mkongojo ulioniahidi? Babu yako nazidi kuchechemea ujue.

 

[Mwali]

U wapi ule mkongojo ulioniahidi? Babu yako nazidi kuchechemea ujue.

hey grandpa! wassup? (shkamoo is soooo old fashioned bana!)

 

[Asprin]

hey grandpa! wassup? (shkamoo is soooo old fashioned bana!)

That's my girlie. I hate seeing you chini ya miguu yangu bana. Grandpa is cool you know woram seyying? BTW unajua nataka nimwone my grand grand kid toka kwako? Now stop using that plastic material while doing it. Do it responsibly, ok? Any lucky guy so far?

 

[Mwali]

That's my girlie. I hate seeing you chini ya miguu yangu bana. Grandpa is cool you know woram seyying? BTW unajua nataka nimwone my grand grand kid toka kwako? Now stop using that plastic material while doing it. Do it responsibly, ok? Any lucky guy so far?

hhhhe jamani, hata ndio modern grandpa mwenyewe, hii imezidi! lol

 

[Asprin]

hhhhe jamani, hata ndio modern grandpa mwenyewe, hii imezidi! lol

ODM akainamisha kichwa chake chini, kwa huzuni akarejea zake kitandani kulala.

Kisa; Mwali amemdisapointi sana eti.

 

[Bishanga]

Pombe ununue wewe, kumwaga amwage yeye, kuuuliza utuulize sisi...
Mbona majanga.....

marejesho hujambo bibie.....nakumiss flan hivi.......
Kopi aione Filipo

 

[Arushaone]

That's my girlie. I hate seeing you chini ya miguu yangu bana. Grandpa is cool you know woram seyying? BTW unajua nataka nimwone my grand grand kid toka kwako? Now stop using that plastic material while doing it. Do it responsibly, ok? Any lucky guy so far?

Am there babu but if only Mwali will allow me to do so. Mzima wewe?

 

[Nduka]

marejesho hujambo bibie.....nakumiss flan hivi.......
Kopi aione Filipo

Wengine tunalewa wengine mpo bizeeee kutongoza, marejesho usidanganyike hainaga mabega hiyo...oooooahhhhh

 

[Mwali]

Am there babu but if only Mwali will allow me to do so. Mzima wewe?

mmmhhh... we nawe unataka kuchukulia opportunity to promote your own agenda!

 

[Asprin]

Am there babu but if only Mwali will allow me to do so. Mzima wewe?

Oh Gosh! Mwali hebu njoo sema neno moja hapa. Kijana ako very fast huyu

 

[Arushaone]

Wewe Nduka ulimaliza bia ukadhani zimemwagwa?

Ngoja mimi, Erickb52, Mr Rocky, Filipo, Passion Lady, PakaJimmy, Mzee wa Rula KOKUTONA, Baba V, Lady doctor na Bishanga tukuongezee zingine.

 

[Arushaone]

mmmhhh... we nawe unataka kuchukulia opportunity to promote your own agenda!

Of course yeah! But NOT against your will.

 

[Nduka]

Wewe Nduka ulimaliza bia ukadhani zimemwagwa?

Ngoja mimi, Erickb52, Mr Rocky, Filipo, Passion Lady, PakaJimmy, Mzee wa Rula KOKUTONA, Baba V, Lady doctor na Bishanga tukuongezee zingine.

Hiyo bili atalipa nani?

 

[Passion Lady]

akha mi za kwangu usimpe
mtu nitazinywa mwenyewe
kinana zangu Nduka aache ubahili
anunue za kwake!!

 

[Arushaone]

Oh Gosh! Mwali hebu njoo sema neno moja hapa. Kijana ako very fast huyu

Bahati mbaya kwako Babu ulizaliwa enzi za mjerumani. Endapo ungezaliwa enzi zetu, huyu Mwali usingemwacha aisee lol. Kwanza unamuonaje alivyo na akili? Huwezi kumtofautisha yeye na Kipipi kwa IQ kubwa.