Naogopa kumtembelea Dada yangu aliyeolewa.

[Kyooma]

bora ukute wanagombana usiombe nyumba wanayokaa haina ceilng bord usiku utatamani utoke nduki wakati dada yako anapigishwa gwaride na shemeji yako na kila kitu unakisikia

 

[Mamndenyi]

Wasiliana naye kwenye simu kwanza ndo uende mia.

 

[Mokoyo]

uoga wako tu

 

[Mentor]

Washawasha si ndo afadhali lakini umsaidie dada yako kuhama au...

 

[Washawasha]

Bongo bwana!! Comedy nyiingi kila sehemu!

umeona eh!
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[Washawasha]

This is the most weird thinking I have ever heard!!!!

kwahiyo nimekusaidia kulifahamu hili kwa mara yako ya kwanza.
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[Washawasha]

Una wivu

ndio ninao.
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[Washawasha]

Washawasha
Mimi hata nikimtembelea sista silali kwake...
Naenda zangu guest/hotel napumzika huko. Manake lijamaa linaweza kuamua kumkunja usiku huo mpaka chumbani kwako ukasikia sista anavohenyeshwa!...

Umeona eh! bora nifwate hii style yako.
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[Washawasha]

Acha kumuwazia dada yako mabaya, think positive.

sawa nitafanya hivyo.
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[Washawasha]

Mimi nakumbukaga nilifika kwa dada weekend......shemeji akanitoa out.....tukiwa bar nakumuka zamani kulikuaga na vipombe vinaitwa TYSON, kama viroba hivi..............tukiwa tumekaa kaunta akamwambia jamaa ......nipe dawa kaka....yule jamaa akachukua Tyson tatu akavikata akamwekea kwenye glass.........mimi niliagiza beer........shemeji akaniuliza , Shem, ushajaribu hii ( Tyson)....nikamjibu hapana shem........akanijibu....Hii ni Blaaa....unasugua mashine usiku kucha.......namsuguaga mpaka inakauka.........alafu inakua tena wet...alafu inakauka tena.

Ungemkata makofi.hahahahahaa
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[Washawasha]

Ha ha ha!
Sitaki kusikia kuwa dadangu anasuguliwa.. mpaka ikauke, damn!
Silali kwa dada hata siku moja...

Dah! ila huyo shemeji ni kavu kuliko maelezo,utani gani huo?
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[Washawasha]

bora ukute wanagombana usiombe nyumba wanayokaa haina ceilng bord usiku utatamani utoke nduki wakati dada yako anapigishwa gwaride na shemeji yako na kila kitu unakisikia

dah! inakuwa bonge la noma.
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[Washawasha]

Wasiliana naye kwenye simu kwanza ndo uende mia.

sam taimu huwa nafanya hivi.
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[Washawasha]

uoga wako tu

ni kweli kaka.
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[Washawasha]

Washawasha si ndo afadhali lakini umsaidie dada yako kuhama au...

itakuwa kama tumeachwa wote.
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[zorrender]

sijawahi kuwatembelea na wala sijui dada yangu anamuhendo vipi mwanaume kwa kuwa sina sababu ya kunifanya nilijue hilo kwa kuwa sisi ni wastaarabu.
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Wastaarabu wanapigwa talaka........

 

[Washawasha]

Wastaarabu wanapigwa talaka........

ndio wanapewa talaka pale wanapokuwa hawakubaliani na tabia za mashwaini walioolewa nao.
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[BADILI TABIA]

i see

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[Washawasha]

i see

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Bora ufanye hivyo.
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[Malafyale]

kha! uchi mbona hata kuku anao mie hilo wala siliogopi.
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Mm yalinikuta pia!

Shem na sister wanaacha chumba chao wanakuja sebuleni kufanya mapenzi na sebuleni ni karibu sana na chumba ninacholala kwa hiyo nikawa nasikia kila kitu!

Tena kuna wakati wafanyapo mapenzi shem akawa anamuambia dada atutukane sie na dada kwa sauti ya mapenzi makali akawa anatii!Hasa mm nikawa natukanwa kila alfajiri lol!

Niliondoka haraka kurudi kijijini!

cc DEMBA