Naogopa kumtembelea Dada yangu aliyeolewa.

[Luv]

Pole bt uwe unamtembelea japo mara moja kwa miezi mitatu, me sidhani kuwa ni uoga ila ni upendo ulionao kwake kiasi ambacho hupendi kukuta akiwa na matatizo

 

[piper]

Huyo ndiyo Washawasha!

Yap, mzee wa kulog off

 

[Washawasha]

hahahaaaa!!usiwaze negative bana
muwazie mazuri dada ako,hakuna talaka
wala nn nenda kamtembelee tu!!

Dah! huwa naye anafanyaga mgomo na kuniambia kama siendi kumtembelea basi naye hatokuja kuniona,ndio huwa nakwenda kwa shingo upande.
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[Washawasha]

Mmmh! aiseee pole sana

nimeshapoa.
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[Washawasha]

Mkuu rekebesha lugha imekuwa kali kidogo!! asume wewe ndo unaambiwa hivyo lazima utakasirika kiasi!!

umeona eh! ila hapa raha sana unakasirika unabakia kuizaba kibao kompyuta na kutulia mwenyewe.
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[Washawasha]

Kama dada yako ni mcharuko na hajitambui lazima uuogope sana tena nakushauri usiende kumtembelea,lakini kwa sisi ambao dada zetu ni very decent na wanamheshimu Mungu hata mwezi tunapiga kambi

dada yangu ni mtulivu tu na wala sio mapepe ila hiyo ni tahadhari yangu niliyojiwekea kwake.
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[naumbu]

Una utani na Chilososi?

 

[Washawasha]

Yap, mzee wa kulog off

ndio mimi ukisikia mwengine ujue ni wa kuchovya.
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[naumbu]

Una utani na Chilisosi?mwenzio anaishi UK na dada na shemeji na hakuna tatizo

 

[Washawasha]

Pole bt uwe unamtembelea japo mara moja kwa miezi mitatu, me sidhani kuwa ni uoga ila ni upendo ulionao kwake kiasi ambacho hupendi kukuta akiwa na matatizo

ni kweli ndugu,aisee huyu ndiye dada yetu mkubwa na ninampenda sana pindi alipoolewa nilikonda sana na alikuwa na wakati mgumu huko aliko ilibidi awe anakuja kututembelea japo mara moja kwa wiki ili mradi kuniridhisha,nakiri kwamba nampenda sana na familia yote wanalijua hilo.
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[Washawasha]

Una utani na Chilisosi?mwenzio anaishi UK na dada na shemeji na hakuna tatizo

hahahahaha dah! kila mtu na balaa lake aisee.
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[mjasiria]

Bongo bwana!! Comedy nyiingi kila sehemu!

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

Sijui hii imekaaje lakini inaniwia vigumu sana kwenda kumtembelea dada yangu aliyeolewa,kwa hofu ya kwamba naweza kufika nyumbani kwake ndio nikakuta anapewa talaka au anagombana na mumewe na kuambiwa aondoke kwao na nitakapofika dada yangu anaweza kuniambia ,kaka afadhali ulivyokuja unisaidie kubeba vitu vyangu.
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This is the most weird thinking I have ever heard!!!!

 

[samike]

Una wivu

 

[ERoni]

Washawasha
Mimi hata nikimtembelea sista silali kwake...
Naenda zangu guest/hotel napumzika huko. Manake lijamaa linaweza kuamua kumkunja usiku huo mpaka chumbani kwako ukasikia sista anavohenyeshwa!...

 

[Crystal clear]

Acha kumuwazia dada yako mabaya, think positive.

 

[sarikoki]

Sijui hii imekaaje lakini inaniwia vigumu sana kwenda kumtembelea dada yangu aliyeolewa,kwa hofu ya kwamba naweza kufika nyumbani kwake ndio nikakuta anapewa talaka au anagombana na mumewe na kuambiwa aondoke kwao na nitakapofika dada yangu anaweza kuniambia ,kaka afadhali ulivyokuja unisaidie kubeba vitu vyangu.
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Mimi nakumbukaga nilifika kwa dada weekend......shemeji akanitoa out.....tukiwa bar nakumuka zamani kulikuaga na vipombe vinaitwa TYSON, kama viroba hivi..............tukiwa tumekaa kaunta akamwambia jamaa ......nipe dawa kaka....yule jamaa akachukua Tyson tatu akavikata akamwekea kwenye glass.........mimi niliagiza beer........shemeji akaniuliza , Shem, ushajaribu hii ( Tyson)....nikamjibu hapana shem........akanijibu....Hii ni Blaaa....unasugua mashine usiku kucha.......namsuguaga mpaka inakauka.........alafu inakua tena wet...alafu inakauka tena.

 

[MESTOD]

Mimi nakumbukaga nilifika kwa dada weekend......shemeji akanitoa out.....tukiwa bar nakumuka zamani kulikuaga na vipombe vinaitwa TYSON, kama viroba hivi..............tukiwa tumekaa kaunta akamwambia jamaa ......nipe dawa kaka....yule jamaa akachukua Tyson tatu akavikata akamwekea kwenye glass.........mimi niliagiza beer........shemeji akaniuliza , Shem, ushajaribu hii ( Tyson)....nikamjibu hapana shem........akanijibu....Hii ni Blaaa....unasugua mashine usiku kucha.......namsuguaga mpaka inakauka.........alafu inakua tena wet...alafu inakauka tena.

Aisee!!!!

 

[Elungata]

Mimi nakumbukaga nilifika kwa dada weekend......shemeji akanitoa out.....tukiwa bar nakumuka zamani kulikuaga na vipombe vinaitwa TYSON, kama viroba hivi..............tukiwa tumekaa kaunta akamwambia jamaa ......nipe dawa kaka....yule jamaa akachukua Tyson tatu akavikata akamwekea kwenye glass.........mimi niliagiza beer........shemeji akaniuliza , Shem, ushajaribu hii ( Tyson)....nikamjibu hapana shem........akanijibu....Hii ni Blaaa....unasugua mashine usiku kucha.......namsuguaga mpaka inakauka.........alafu inakua tena wet...alafu inakauka tena.

duh..!!.

 

[ERoni]

Mimi nakumbukaga nilifika kwa dada weekend......shemeji akanitoa out.....tukiwa bar nakumuka zamani kulikuaga na vipombe vinaitwa TYSON, kama viroba hivi..............tukiwa tumekaa kaunta akamwambia jamaa ......nipe dawa kaka....yule jamaa akachukua Tyson tatu akavikata akamwekea kwenye glass.........mimi niliagiza beer........shemeji akaniuliza , Shem, ushajaribu hii ( Tyson)....nikamjibu hapana shem........akanijibu....Hii ni Blaaa....unasugua mashine usiku kucha.......namsuguaga mpaka inakauka.........alafu inakua tena wet...alafu inakauka tena.

Ha ha ha!
Sitaki kusikia kuwa dadangu anasuguliwa.. mpaka ikauke, damn!
Silali kwa dada hata siku moja...