nani kama bishanga jamani?

[Arushaone]

Bishaija uko up kwa $ na €.

 

[gfsonwin]

gfsonwin,si ndo maana nimeanza kidogo kidogo leo tanzanite,kesho diamond mwisho platinum member,au?

wajanja tunakupiga chabo kipolepole upo hapo?

 

[Mtoboasiri]

kiboko yangu ni The secretary tu basi,akininyima nyam nyam nachanganyikiwa hata jf siingii.

Aspirin, kuja hapa ufanye mambo yako!

 

[Mamndenyi]

tatizo wewe unawafuata akina mjukuu Secretary hawajui kutunza watu wazima kama wewe
mi nataka kumwonyesha Arushaone kuwa wakati mwingine unaweza kula na kunywa bila kufungua waleti.

my ex,umeanza lini kuhonga wanaume?

 

[Bishanga]

Bishaija uko up kwa $ na €.

acha euro mpaka rmb,rupee,dirham,randi,baht zote nimejaza kede kede!

 

[Bishanga]

tatizo wewe unawafuata akina mjukuu Secretary hawajui kutunza watu wazima kama wewe
mi nataka kumwonyesha Arushaone kuwa wakati mwingine unaweza kula na kunywa bila kufungua waleti.

nasikia ka wivu kwa mbaaaaaaali.

 

[Bishanga]

Aspirin, kuja hapa ufanye mambo yako!

chokest huyo unamwigia nin?

 

[Bishanga]

wajanja tunakupiga chabo kipolepole upo hapo?

hala hala usije ukatobokewa na spoku ya baiskeli.

 

[Kongosho]

Nataka uniwowe, una kiwoweo??

konnie , umeolewa?

 

[Dena Amsi]

He he he he he Bepari la kihaya kwa sifa tu hujambo.....................

Hongera mwaya..........................

 

[Vin Diesel]

hahaha! nimedelete wifi, by default inasomeka Vin Diesel ndio akupeleke huko.

Yaani moyo wangu ulishaanza kusoma frequency tofauti.....

 

[Bishanga]

Nataka uniwowe, una kiwoweo??

for your sad information bishanga anavaa kiatu size 12.

 

[Bishanga]

He he he he he Bepari la kihaya kwa sifa tu hujambo.....................

Hongera mwaya..........................

sema shem langu la ukweli,mambo?

 

[Bishanga]

Yaani moyo wangu ulishaanza kusoma frequency tofauti.....

sweetlady huyu mkaka pamoja na makeke yake bado uko naye tu?

 

[Vin Diesel]

sweetlady huyu mkaka pamoja na makeke yake bado uko naye tu?

Makeke ndio yananiweka mjini kijana....

 

[Dena Amsi]

sema shem langu la ukweli,mambo?

Mie nipo tu sijui wewe unaendeleaje aisee...........nakuona na kitu ya mererani

 

[ummu kulthum]

ha ha haaaa! umaarufu alionao ni wa .......

 

[Bishanga]

Mie nipo tu sijui wewe unaendeleaje aisee...........nakuona na kitu ya mererani

we acha tu,ukisikia shimo la nyarugusu basi jua bishanga ndo mmiliki.

 

[Bishanga]

ha ha haaaa! umaarufu alionao ni wa .......

unamwogopa nani ummy,malizia sentenso.......

 

[Negrodemus]

hebu cheki li avatar la bishanga,dah,linanuka hela!
ole wake m chit chat yeyote nimkute karemba avatar yake ifanane na ya bishanga,na la ikitokea nitanunua u diamond member ( sh milioni kumi kwa mwaka) na atakayenifuata huko nahamia platinum member (sh milioni hamsini kwa mwaka) na mkinifuata huko basi nitakanunua kaseva kote ka jf kisha nimpe The secretary awe anasevia mistari ya mapenzi ninayomtumia kila kukicha...kudadadadadadeki bilionea la kihaya hoyeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

kweli wahaya mnaongoza kwa mbwembwe ila umetisha mkuu.
wanasema usiige kunya kwa tembo ngoja nikuache tu