nani kama bishanga jamani?

[Kongosho]

mmmh, starehe ya pulizo lijae upepo ndo hata size yake utaliona.

Pulizo lilolegea hata liwe size 100 ni sawa na pawa tila bila shamba.

for your sad information bishanga anavaa kiatu size 12.

 

[gfsonwin]

hala hala usije ukatobokewa na spoku ya baiskeli.

mmh! hili dege la obama atii,

 

[gfsonwin]

mmmh, starehe ya pulizo lijae upepo ndo hata size yake utaliona.

Pulizo lilolegea hata liwe size 100 ni sawa na pawa tila bila shamba.

inaelekea Kongosho huyu Bishanga kasahau uzuri wa unyayo haupimwi kwa ukubwa wa kiatu. uvungu na aina ya vidole pia vinahusu

 

[Dena Amsi]

we acha tu,ukisikia shimo la nyarugusu basi jua bishanga ndo mmiliki.

Ila shemeji tuseme ukweli tu wahaya mnapenda sifa sana khaaaaa

 

[Mamndenyi]

Wivu kwa mbaaaaaaaaaali hauna mvuto,
ngoja kwanza kidogo utasikia kwa karibu.

nasikia ka wivu kwa mbaaaaaaali.

 

[Bishanga]

mmmh, starehe ya pulizo lijae upepo ndo hata size yake utaliona.

Pulizo lilolegea hata liwe size 100 ni sawa na pawa tila bila shamba.

unaonyesha dalili zote za woga wewe.

 

[Bishanga]

inaelekea Kongosho huyu Bishanga kasahau uzuri wa unyayo haupimwi kwa ukubwa wa kiatu. uvungu na aina ya vidole pia vinahusu

bishanga mtaalam wewe,kwangu wananyofoaga nywele,chezea wahaya?

 

[Bishanga]

Wivu kwa mbaaaaaaaaaali hauna mvuto,
ngoja kwanza kidogo utasikia kwa karibu.

fanya hima turudiane mpenzi,mwenzio nakonda kwa mawazo.

 

[Bishanga]

Ila shemeji tuseme ukweli tu wahaya mnapenda sifa sana khaaaaa

shemeji shuhudia siku karani wa sensa alivyokwenda kwa ruttashobolwa:
karani:mko wangapi nyumba hii?
Rutta: infwakt tuko watano,mimi,mke wangu na three kids.
Karani:wote mmeamkia hapa leo?
Rutta: hapana,mke wangu .madam B yuko charlotte,USA mama obama alimkaribisha kwenye convention.
Karani: na wengine?
Rutta: awa fest bon koku ndo anamalizia doctorate wisconsin,rutta junior yuko masters cambridge,actualy IGSCE alipata distinction with eight A's.
Karani: na wa mwisho?
Rutta: huyo amekwenda Stutgart ku test run mrecedes made to order niliyomnunulia Madam B kwenye birthday yake,unajua ile prado kaichoka na haka ka lamborgin anasema kako too fact,actualy bora angechukua ike Dodge ambayo nimemgaia dada yake.
Karani: matibabu ya familia mnapata wapi?
Rutta: england of course hahahaha tuna family account st thomas hospital,actualy nna mafua kesho nakwenda chek up......

 

[Kongosho]

inaelekea Kongosho huyu Bishanga kasahau uzuri wa unyayo haupimwi kwa ukubwa wa kiatu. uvungu na aina ya vidole pia vinahusu

Anajua huyu kitu basi??
Yeye huwa ni kujisifu tu hata usiku, dakika mbili tu hoi, keshalala

unaonyesha dalili zote za woga wewe.

Mmmh, woga wa nini??
Huu ugomvi wa Tyson na Cheka

 

[Dena Amsi]

shemeji shuhudia siku karani wa sensa alivyokwenda kwa ruttashobolwa:
karani:mko wangapi nyumba hii?
Rutta: infwakt tuko watano,mimi,mke wangu na three kids.
Karani:wote mmeamkia hapa leo?
Rutta: hapana,mke wangu .madam B yuko charlotte,USA mama obama alimkaribisha kwenye convention.
Karani: na wengine?
Rutta: awa fest bon koku ndo anamalizia doctorate wisconsin,rutta junior yuko masters cambridge,actualy IGSCE alipata distinction with eight A's.
Karani: na wa mwisho?
Rutta: huyo amekwenda Stutgart ku test run mrecedes made to order niliyomnunulia Madam B kwenye birthday yake,unajua ile prado kaichoka na haka ka lamborgin anasema kako too fact,actualy bora angechukua ike Dodge ambayo nimemgaia dada yake.
Karani: matibabu ya familia mnapata wapi?
Rutta: england of course hahahaha tuna family account st thomas hospital,actualy nna mafua kesho nakwenda chek up......

Mie nawajua si unaelewa namaanisha nini.................Ha ha ha ha nimechekaje mie mwehh

 

[Mamndenyi]

huo mkwara nitakaokupiga sijui kama utamudu hizo gharama za kuangukia.

fanya hima turudiane mpenzi,mwenzio nakonda kwa mawazo.

 

[Bishanga]

Anajua huyu kitu basi??
Yeye huwa ni kujisifu tu hata usiku, dakika mbili tu hoi, keshalala


Mmmh, woga wa nini??
Huu ugomvi wa Tyson na Cheka

ushawahi 'kupigwa' wewe? Waujua utamu wake?ushauri wa bure wakati napiga jaramba kukutia wazimu anza kula nyanya chungu,ni muhimu kwa jambo litakalokufika muda si mrefu,ngoja niagize kabisa godoro lilizongushiwa nylon chumba kisije chafuka.

 

[Bishanga]

huo mkwara nitakaokupiga sijui kama utamudu hizo gharama za kuangukia.

mam,hivi wewe unacheza na utajiri wa bishanga?

 

[Kongosho]

Mmmh, huna hata mafua ya binadamu sembuse mafua ya ndege??
Wee naye ushakuwa Bishanga makelele kama Shingela.

ushawahi 'kupigwa' wewe? Waujua utamu wake?ushauri wa bure wakati napiga jaramba kukutia wazimu anza kula nyanya chungu,ni muhimu kwa jambo litakalokufika muda si mrefu,ngoja niagize kabisa godoro lilizongushiwa nylon chumba kisije chafuka.

 

[Bishanga]

Mie nawajua si unaelewa namaanisha nini.................Ha ha ha ha nimechekaje mie mwehh

hahahaha

 

[Bishanga]

Mmmh, huna hata mafua ya binadamu sembuse mafua ya ndege??
Wee naye ushakuwa Bishanga makelele kama Shingela.

unanzarau eh?

 

[gfsonwin]

bishanga mtaalam wewe,kwangu wananyofoaga nywele,chezea wahaya?

will you marry me Bishanga?

 

[gfsonwin]

Anajua huyu kitu basi??
Yeye huwa ni kujisifu tu hata usiku, dakika mbili tu hoi, keshalala


Mmmh, woga wa nini??
Huu ugomvi wa Tyson na Cheka

huyu ukimpatia engo za vibration na mfyonzo lazima apate brain konkasheni.

 

[Dena Amsi]

ushawahi 'kupigwa' wewe? Waujua utamu wake?ushauri wa bure wakati napiga jaramba kukutia wazimu anza kula nyanya chungu,ni muhimu kwa jambo litakalokufika muda si mrefu,ngoja niagize kabisa godoro lilizongushiwa nylon chumba kisije chafuka.

Hii lugha wanayoielewa ni wachache sana shem.........mmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh