Mwanamke Booobaaaa.....👩🏽‍⚖️👩🏽‍🏫👩🏽‍🍳 💪🏽

[Kasie]

Na kasie matata alikuwepo.. Wape mbege kabisa waje nazo huku hazipatikani..

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Bila shaka, zitakufikia.

 

[Kasie]

Hahaa!! Papuchi kuzingirwa na theluji ya mlima kilimanjaro ndio ukubwa huu..

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Looh weewee huogopi kupofuka machoo? Heheheee

 

[Kasie]

Wewe kabla ya kukumatiplai inabidi nikusimplifai kwanza!! Kisha nawe nakumatiplai bai eksi swead ili twende parale!!

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Hahahahahaaa umenikumbusha mambo ya krosi matiplikesheni Heheheee.

 

[Kasie]

Chura ipo???

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Chura wanapatikana mtoni, Ila ngoja nimwambie unamuulizia....

 

[Kasie]

Hahah I know the song....and that makes two of us!!!

Wimbo wa zamani sana huu, umeweza kukumbuka hadi tungo zake!!

Yeah....



Just the two of us.

 

[Kasie]

Naona chips chache, nyama nyingi.


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Kwa afya yakoo.

 

[makaveli10]

Bila shaka, zitakufikia.

Mimi sinywi hizo mkuu, kuna mlevi mmoja ndio kapayuka hivyo.

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[makaveli10]

Looh weewee huogopi kupofuka machoo? Heheheee

Nzi haogopi kipindupindu.

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[makaveli10]

Hahahahahaaa umenikumbusha mambo ya krosi matiplikesheni Heheheee.

Mambo ya kudivaidi eksi both saidsi, unapata eksi iz iko tu ...

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[makaveli10]

Anataka wapi wale wa kutaga mayai ama vyura wa kihansi..

Akamsikilize dr. Snura ana chapisho lake linaitwa "chura anaruka ruka chura"
Humo vyura weelezewa kidogo.

Chura wanapatikana mtoni, Ila ngoja nimwambie unamuulizia....

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[Kasie]

Mambo ya kudivaidi eksi both saidsi, unapata eksi iz iko tu ...

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Izi iko to makaveliteni.... Hahahaaaaa

 

[makaveli10]

Looh weewee huogopi kupofuka machoo? Heheheee

Macho yenyewe yaishajiishia wacha niyamalizie tu mzee mwenzangu.

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[makaveli10]

Veri gud!! Hapo hupati nyanjo, unapata tiki kubwa.

Izi iko to makaveliteni.... Hahahaaaaa

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[Kasie]

Nzi haogopi kipindupindu.

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Yaalaah weewee sikuwezi hakyanani looh heheheeee

Umenikumbusha mkubwa na wanawe...

Mtu kunywa kunywa milenda sio ufaalaa ila kupenda
Nzi kufa kwenye kidonda sio ufaalaa ila kupenda...



Kama kibaka kuomba lifti kwenye difenda....

Hahahaaaa

 

[Kasie]

Mimi sinywi hizo mkuu, kuna mlevi mmoja ndio kapayuka hivyo.

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Hapana shaka, atapata.

 

[Kasie]

Macho yenyewe yaishajiishia wacha niyamalizie tu mzee mwenzangu.

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Hahahahaaaa haya, usijasababisha tuu nikashtakiwa kwa kumsababishia mtu upofu....

 

[Kasie]

Veri gud!! Hapo hupati nyanjo, unapata tiki kubwa.

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Senkyuuu.

 

[makaveli10]

Yaalaah weewee sikuwezi hakyanani looh heheheeee

Umenikumbusha mkubwa na wanawe...

Mtu kunywa kunywa milenda sio ufaalaa ila kupenda
Nzi kufa kwenye kidonda sio ufaalaa ila kupenda...



Kama kibaka kuomba lifti kwenye difenda....

Hahahaaaa

Umenikumbusha na ile taarabu isemayo,

kipendacho roho, hula nyama mbiichi, hapo kuna kibiti kinapita, kisha wanasema..
Ni langu chaguo..

Kumbukumbu zimeanza kunitoka mpenzi wangu sijui kundi gani lilishusha mistari adim kama ile.

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[makaveli10]

Hapana shaka, atapata.

Sasa sijui dua zake zitafika mbinguni, ila we mletee tuu.

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[makaveli10]

Hahahahaaaa haya, usijasababisha tuu nikashtakiwa kwa kumsababishia mtu upofu....

Hahaaa.. Ondoa shaka mzee mwenzangu, tuberculosis analeta kifua kikuu ila yeye haumwi..

Utu uzima dawa mzee mwenzangu.

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