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# mtongoze asha ngedere

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Chief-Mkwawa, Mar 14, 2012.

1. ### Chief-MkwawaPlatinum Member

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2. ### ngulinhoJF-Expert Member

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<!-- Begin var refusalarray = new Array( "mwenzako mi naogopaaaaa!", "ntakusemea kwa mama ujue", "lione bayaaa toka apaaa!", "si nishasema staki ukooow mwenyewe!", "utajijuuu heheeee halooooo!", "hapendwi mtu yapendwa pochii tu!", "unalo hiloo hurambi kituuuu!", "huna hadhi ya kua na mimi!", "shutuu babuu utajijeijei!" ); // No comma after last item on line above! var answerarray = new Array( "mwanamke maringo babu wee", "hunitishi hunivishi visent vyako havinibabaishi", "wajinga waliwao teeyynaaaaa", "kila nkiangalia sura yako nafananisha na soli ya kiatu changu", "ndo kila siku wabembeleza mwanamke hivo", "chupi yakushinda kununua mi utaniweza", "hehehe haloooooooo?" ); // No comma after last item on line above! var num1, num2, tries = 0; function ask(frm) { if (frm.question.value == "") { alert("Please type your question."); frm.question.focus(); return ""; } rand1 = Math.round( (refusalarray.length - 1) * Math.random()); rand2 = Math.round( (answerarray.length - 1) * Math.random()); tries++; switch (tries) { case 1 : case 2 : return refusalarray[rand1]; break; case 3 : return answerarray[rand2]; break; case 4 : tries = 0; frm.question.value = frm.answer.value = ""; return ""; break; } } // End --> </script> </HEAD>

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rudi shule tena! soma PHD!!!!!!

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