Msemo wa Leo....

[Judgment]

Unakodoa mimacho kwenye geji ya mafuta wkt umo humo garini kw kuomba lift ! Inahu...?

 

[Ofisa mjumbe]

Ukiyanywa maji'' jiandae haja ndogo'' na shamba la pili pli mtoto hachezei tunda la kuiva.

 

[Angel Nylon]

Kusinzia raha kuliko kulala, kuramba sahani kuna utamu zaidi ya kula msosi.

Mchamaago hanyeli huenda akawia papo

 

[brightrich]

Mlalahoi hastaafu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

bilauri haifuliwi nguo

 

[simplemind]

Here are funny swahili sayings,hapa naona wahenga were in merry moods.

-masikini akipata ****** hulia mbwataaaaa!

-Ukiiga tembo kunya utapasuka msaba!

 

[Mbele batazali]

here are funny swahili sayings,hapa naona wahenga were in merry moods.

-masikini akipata ****** hulia mbwataaaaa!

-ukiiga tembo kunya utapasuka msaba!

kweliii

 

[kalukamise]

Yatima hachagui mlezi

 

[mama jemima]

Kudua na kugosha chedi nini?

Chedi ni kugosha havae!

 

[dazipozi]

ukimpiga teke Chura unampunguziwa safari.

misemo yakike hiyo

 

[dazipozi]

Pesa huna,
Nguvu huna,
Hata mkwara!?

hahahaha mwezangu

 

[Osaka]

Chedi ni kugosha havae!

Nyika na vome!

 

[Osaka]

sumu haionjwi!

 

[Nico jonas]

Udugu wa nazi hukutana kwenye kikapu.

 

[Smartboy]

Ukiinama ukiinuka bao tayari