Msemo uliokukera zaidi mwaka huu

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimejitoa kafara kupambana na mafisadi, halafu anajicontradict sifukui makaburi ya zamani. Nimejitoa mhanga kuwasaidia wanyonge, halafu anavunja nyumba kibao katkika bomoa bomoa bila kuwafidia hata senti na kutoa kauli kwamba anataka Watanzania waishi kama mashetani huh!

Sema msemo unaokukera mkuu acha kuhubiri siasa hapa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Siyo kila wakati ni siasa. We can relax and laugh sometimes. Ndo maisha ati!

 

[goldie ink]

"Mniombee" by Magufuli.

Kumbe tumuombee afunge watu vizuri

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Mkuu......
Umenichekesha mno yaani nmecheka sana.....
" naomba sana sana watanzania wenzangu mniombee " by uncle magu.

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[Nkanaga]

Msemo ulionikera mwaka huu ni 'vepee' badala ya vipi 'nene' badala ya nini

Misemo ya insta .....Dada zetu bhana.

 

[Moi Dinya]

Eti cuf ilishinda uchaguzi Zanzibar

 

[Okol36]

Dume surual

 

[Ndetirima]

Kutumbua majipu. Watu kufananishwa na majipu.

 

[otmar]

Naomba busara itumike huu msemo siupendi kweli masikion kwangu.

 

[zwenge ndaba]

Mimi hili neno 'chura' daaa silipendiii kama nini

una chura?

 

[amayabhu]

una chura?

Ni hasara mkuu ukoo wetu wote,,, chura ni wa kutafuta na kibatari

 

[goldie ink]

Siyapendi hayo maneno tena unakuta toto la kiume linaongea hivyo

Kwanene hupendi hayo maneno.....
Kwane vepeeee mkuu.....

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[goldie ink]

Hapa kazi tu, nakereka mno

Mkuu...... Hapa kazi tu hakuna namna......

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[super mimi]

wanafunzi vilaza

 

[R Mbuna]

'Vepeeee' na ' ama nene'....zinanikeraaaaaa

Hasa anapotumia mwanaume ndio nachukia zaidi.

 

[Continental Ground]

Ukuta

 

[Ludanha]

Kwanene hupendi hayo maneno.....
Kwane vepeeee mkuu.....

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We acha tu mkuu

 

[Crocodiletooth]

Kardinali Pengo: Maisha
yamekuwa nafuu sana awamu hii

 

[zwenge ndaba]

Ni hasara mkuu ukoo wetu wote,,, chura ni wa kutafuta na kibatari

nakuja kuoa kwenu.mahari bei gani?

 

[mrsleo]

Ni hasara mkuu ukoo wetu wote,,, chura ni wa kutafuta na kibatari

umejua kunichekesha

 

[amayabhu]

nakuja kuoa kwenu.mahari bei gani?

Haaahaa mahari ya nini mkuu??? Unapewa bure na nyumba juu

 

[amayabhu]

umejua kunichekesha

Kwanini nifiche mrsleo