Msemo uliokukera zaidi mwaka huu

[Clueless14]

"Mniombee" by Magufuli.

Kumbe tumuombee afunge watu vizuri

 

[No Escape]

Mie sio wa type yako" Aisee niliukuta humu J.f atayenitamkia hili neno siku,Ataleta mrejesho hapahapa!

 

[Josaje Mtui]

Umekula maharage ya wapi

 

[mr marvelous]

Shemela baadala ya shemeji

 

[uludodi]

"Mnuno vepeee"

 

[BAK]

Nimejitoa kafara kupambana na mafisadi, halafu anajicontradict sifukui makaburi ya zamani. Nimejitoa mhanga kuwasaidia wanyonge, halafu anavunja nyumba kibao katkika bomoa bomoa bila kuwafidia hata senti na kutoa kauli kwamba anataka Watanzania waishi kama mashetani huh!

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Sijaribiwa *am not tried*

 

[Stella Njimbwi]

Hainaga ushemeji siupendi

 

[Makena]

Maelezo yanayoanza na mimi kama mimi yananikera sana

 

[Detective J]

Hapa kaz tu

 

[mng'ato]

MWENDOKASI

 

[Automata]

Msema kweli ni MPENZI WA MUNGU!

Seriously!, aisee kama huo msemo una kukera kweli basi una pepo la uongo.

 

[Tyta]

Mimi nimemiss tu hii kauli(yapata mwaka sasa sijaisikia)......''Unanijua mimi nani?''.......

 

[Mfitinishaji]

King kiba

Basi sawa

 

[Betri yenye chaji]

Hapa kazi tu, nakereka mno

 

[Kifurukutu]

Seriously!, aisee kama huo msemo una kukera kweli basi una pepo la uongo.

Umenkera kutokana na anayeutumia ni muongo!

 

[Ludanha]

'Vepeeee' na ' ama nene'....zinanikeraaaaaa

Siyapendi hayo maneno tena unakuta toto la kiume linaongea hivyo

 

[Blacky Arusha]

Imooooo

 

[Blacky Arusha]

'Imooooo' nalichukia sana hili neno

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kata Funua. Aaaargh!!!