Mother-in-law vs Daughter-in-law

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

Mother-in-law vs Daughter-in-law

Mother-in-law(MIL): My son should listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for over 2 years!

Daughter-in-law(DIL): That was 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He had sucked it more than 5 years and he still sucking it.

MIL: Listen here woman, I carried my son for 9 months....!

DIL: Haa! He was only weighing 3.5kg wasn't he?! So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERYNIGHT and he is 105kg NOW!!

 

[Purple]

Lol!DIL is the best!

 

[Erickb52]

Hahahahahaaa huyu mke noma

 

[Lord K]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hii kaliiii

 

[Perry]

HIL is ryt.

 

[Vodka]

Ha ha ha mama mkwe lzma anyooshe mikono

 

[Captain22]

Hawa tunawaita monster -in - law and not mother -in - law.

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Hawa tunawaita monster -in - law and not mother -in - law.

Wow, i didn't know this. Thanks for the info. Inaruhusiwa kumuita jina hilo naye akiwepo?

 

[toghocho]

mh, hawa mabinti nowdays wamepiiiiiiiinda!!

 

[mgodi]

Mke mwana yupo juu.

 

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

Mke mwana yupo juu.

yupo juu ya nini mbona hujamalizia? na akishuka itakuwaje?

 

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

Wow, i didn't know this. Thanks for the info. Inaruhusiwa kumuita jina hilo naye akiwepo?

Hawa tunawaita monster -in - law and not mother -in - law.

jaribu kumuita jina hilo mbele yake asikie uone kazi

 

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hii kaliiii

kama kali na umeipenda gonga like basi!