Morning Speech....!

[Shabhan]

kama laptop kaiona akiwa babyclass...unategemea nn?...wewe umekuja kuitumia kazini...lol

Dogo hivo wewe mwenyewe uanakubali kua wewe si wa jana bali asubuhi hii?

 

[BAGAH]

Taja shule tufanye risechi.
Ukute ndio hizi za BM teh teh

unijua shule maarufu zamani waliita St. Andrews?kama huijui tumia google ikusaidie...maana ndo zenu watoto wa touch screen!..

 

[BAGAH]

Dogo hivo wewe mwenyewe uanakubali kua wewe si wa jana bali asubuhi hii?

sijui km itafika jioni hujala nakoz!..

 

[Shabhan]

unijua shule maarufu zamani waliita St. Andrews?kama huijui tumia google ikusaidie...maana ndo zenu watoto wa touch screen!..

Hatimae umetoa ushuhuda ulio kweli!
Karibu katika ulimwengu wa kaka zako tukuoneshe nini una misso!

 

[Kaizer]

umenikumbusha...BILA FANTAAA!..

hahahhaaa hili tangazo hili...daaamn sijui limeishia wapi?

 

[Kaizer]

kamanda vitakua lege lege mara ngapi?
Pita mjini utaona wadogo wanavaliana nguo na mabinti. Unashindwa hata kuchanganua
kama nu rizki ama sio rizki.
Hilo somo lingewafaa kabisa.

Hahahahahahaha.....na hivo kuna mswada wa kameruni, mbona itakuwa msiba?

 

[BAGAH]

Hatimae umetoa ushuhuda ulio kweli!
Karibu katika ulimwengu wa kaka zako tukuoneshe nini una misso!

hatimaye umenikubali...

 

[Shabhan]

Hahahahahahaha.....na hivo kuna mswada wa kameruni, mbona itakuwa msiba?

hapo wadogo wamekwisha!

 

[BAGAH]

hahahhaaa hili tangazo hili...daaamn sijui limeishia wapi?

yamebaki ya KIBONDE tu!

 

[doctorz]

Nilitoka kama Misosi please. No faza no maza. We want fire in magomeni which burns from tree to tree. When you do tick, it mweeees.

Sank yu furumai.

 

[Mtalingolo]

Karibuni mihogo hapa kwa sister Adela...

 

[BAGAH]

Karibuni mihogo hapa kwa sister Adela...

Mtally umerudia viroba eeh?

 

[Amyner]

Kwa waliosoma Aga khan mzizima back then watakumbuka we used to read poems, make presentations about interesting matters... It was fun. Sio kuanza ku list types of government...daaah!

 

[BAGAH]

Kwa waliosoma Aga khan mzizima back then watakumbuka we used to read poems, make presentations about interesting matters... It was fun. Sio kuanza ku list types of government...daaah!

we si wakishua Amy!

 

[SI unit]

unijua shule maarufu zamani waliita St. Andrews?kama huijui tumia google ikusaidie...maana ndo zenu watoto wa touch screen!..

.
Mzee wa Mnyampala..

 

[Amyner]

we si wakishua Amy!

Mambo shemeji?

 

[BAGAH]

.
Mzee wa Mnyampala..

hahahahaaa....kama ulikuwepo...vip ulikua MAKONGORO nn?au kwa wala weed LUMUMBA?

 

[BAGAH]

Mambo shemeji?

safi shemeji mdogo!...it has bn a while sio?tunakimbiana tu...naona lugha ni arumeru tuuu!..

 

[Judgement]

braza eti ina maana gani...?si unakumbuka lakini tukio la mauaji nililofanya nikiwa darasa la pili??sitaki lijirudie...

Nilishakukataza hiyo R&B usiwe unaitajataja, kumbuka kabati la Manumba hua halijaagi ! Kwamba likijaa wanachoma nyaraka.

 

[Amyner]

safi shemeji mdogo!...it has bn a while sio?tunakimbiana tu...naona lugha ni arumeru tuuu!..

Hongereni. Naona mmefurahi sana.