mods wakianika PM zetu......

[Bishanga]

wewe utabaki unaimba akanana kaire kona....mwenzako anakula kona na akanana wako!

Paloma yale yaleeeeee ya kushikilia pembe wenzio wananiniliyu......

 

[Mamndenyi]

tupo tuliyempokea hata kabla haujaliona jua
soma hapa

[TD="class: xl67, width: 54"]Warumi[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65, width: 28"]12[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65, width: 28"]15[/TD]
[TD="class: xl66, width: 737"]Furahini pamoja nao wafurahio; lieni pamoja nao waliao. [/TD]

[TD="class: xl67"]Warumi[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65"]12[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65"]16[/TD]
[TD="class: xl66, width: 737"]Mpatane nia zenu ninyi kwa ninyi. Msinie yaliyo makuu, lakini mkubali kushughulishwa na mambo manyonge. Msiwe watu wa kujivunia akili. [/TD]

Daaah watu mna mawao hahahaha teteteteteh napita tu hapa siku hizi nimempokea yesu

Ya kale yamepita na sasa yamekuwa mapya

 

[Paloma]

Paloma yale yaleeeeee ya kushikilia pembe wenzio wananiniliyu......

sio kwa sosoliso!!!

 

[Madame B]

Ha ha haaa, Bishanga... Madame B hawezi kunifanyia hivyo

Siwezi kukufanyia hvo my Huz.

 

[Madame B]

Chimbuvu mlizaa naye?

Ndio nilizaa nae mtoto anaitwa Chima.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B huna ubavu wa kuwa ma mkwe wangu wewe?
Lini white party tena?

Labda tufane Party ya peke yetu.

 

[Madame B]

kiplagati26 umesikia hili tamko?

Bishanga, acha udaku.

 

[The secretary]

Mmesikia??? Nasema hivi ondokeni!!!!!!
Thread closed!!!!!

tumesikia

 

[Filipo]

Ina maana Filipo anamsedyusi mai waifu Paloma..? Filipo huyu huyu mlokole aliejitolea maisha yake kumtumikia marejesho..?

Mweeh..! Ina maana Arabela ananitolea mijicho mie..? Bishanga unataka kuvunja ndoa za watu eeh..? Au unataka nitonye ajinyonge..?

Kwa maneno hayo mekundu, umesamehewa dhambi zako zote!

 

[Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu]

Gggggggrrrrrrrr hupendi kucha zako sio?

Mkuu Bishanga Ninakuona unazeeka vibaya wachumba wote waliopo JF bado unawafuata wachumba zangu 2? sasa niambie nikuachie yupi kati ya hao wawili?

 

[Chocs]

Hahahahaha

Haki ya nani wewe...!!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Kwa maneno hayo mekundu, umesamehewa dhambi zako zote!

Filipo , sweetlady hajambo..?? Kopi imwendee marejesho....

 

[Chocs]

Kama mods wana access na hii makitu

Kwisha kabisa...!!!!

Itakuwa hivi:
Inbox ya Mr Rocky: from Mamndenyi..." i can't take it any more nameza sumu ya panya".
Inbox ya Madame B....." kwa nini umechoropoa mimba yangu? From Ben Saanane"
Inbox ya Paloma.... marejesho kachoka sana,mhemko unaniua nisaidie from Filipo
Inbox ya sosoliso.....hivi wewe Paloma kakuroga? From Arabela
Inbox ya Erickb52......achana na Chocs jana nimemwona na Arushaone mount meru,please call amu
Inbox ya pou: hivi huyo King'asti unamjua uzuri? From gfsonwin
Inbox ya Dena Amsi.....we told you Mr Rocky karudi kwa mkewe

 

[Chocs]

Majungu eh? Erickb52 anachosema ni tofwauti!

Weee...ishieni hapo hapo

 

[Chocs]

... Arushaone na Chocs wako Mount Meru Hotel hiyo ndio habari ya mujini.

Masikini Erickb52!!

Naona umeanza kunisarandia mchana kweupee

 

[Chocs]

mount meru wapiii....! Wakati nawaona hapa nikk pub mmejikunyata mnapigwa na baridi?

Afu nimekuona mahali unapromotiwa mume wangu

Taratibu binti

 

[Lady doctor]

Afu nimekuona mahali unapromotiwa mume wangu

Taratibu binti

amezidi kunifuata fuata nyuma! We huoni tangu ni promotiwe huyo mumeo hanipigii kelele tena?

 

[Kaizer]

amezidi kunifuata fuata nyuma! We huoni tangu ni promotiwe huyo mumeo hanipigii kelele tena?

Lady doctor nakutafuta ujue

 

[Lady doctor]

Lady doctor nakutafuta ujue

nimekuja Kaizer.... Wasemaje?

 

[Kaizer]

nimekuja Kaizer.... Wasemaje?

Sikwambii uachane na mtu kwa maana ya mahusiano ya kimapenzi, ila mimi naomba tuwe na uhusiano wa mgonjwa na daktari wake. ni hilo tu,

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