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Mnyakyusa na kesi ya wizi......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya tuhuma za wizi toka jirani yake, kesi ilifika kwa mjumbe.... mjumbe: ni kweli umeiba? Mnyakyusa: ndiyo nimeiba Mjumbe:narudia tena ya pili, kweli umeiba? Mnyakyusa: ndiyo nimeiba.....ndugu yake ikabidi amuulize kwa kilugha<ikolalosya ukuthi naloli gwiwhile?=anakuuliza ni kweli umeiba?> Mnyakyusa akajibu: keta ngokana okofuma litasi okote ngiwa?=mbona nakataa toka muda kwamba sijaiba?>> lugha gongana!!!
     
  2. Eversmilin Gal

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    lolzzzzzzz
     
  3. Babuu blessed

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    mabush men kwel awa!
     
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    mh! imbombo ngafu, ndaga fijo naloli
     
  5. mtamanyali

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    ha ha ha ha l
     
  6. THK DJAYZZ

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    sry, no brain found........ teh teh te..
     
  8. SHIEKA

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    Hii nayo kali!
     
  9. Watu8

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    mh!nadhani una visa tu na wanyakyusa kwanza inaonyesha kama vile umesimuliwa lugha yenyewe umechemka...kwa anayejua kinyakyusa atanielewa kwamba there's nothing funny at all katika hii thread!

    "akapango ka bajanga na loli"
     
  10. tindikalikali

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    mkuu siwezi kuwa na visa na wanyakyusa, wakati mi mwenyewe mnyaki japo ni born town
     
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    uli nnyakyusa gwa kugu?
     
  12. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    gwa kwa kyela, kubujonde
     
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    une gwa ngonde so bhene ifinyakyusa fyetu fikafwana
     
  14. THK DJAYZZ

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  15. Donnie Charlie

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    ¥$£§*¢% @ bb
     
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