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Mkutano wa matajiri wa dunia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Castle, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. Castle

    Castle Member

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    kulikuwa na mkutano wa matajiri wote kutoka nchi zote duniani, Tanzania iliwakilishwa na S.S.Bakhressa. mlangoni unatakiwa useme unatokea nchi gani na unafanya biashara gani.
    ilipofika zamu ya bakhresa mambo yakawa kama hivi,
    mlinzi:unatoka nchi gani?
    bakhresa:Tanzania
    mlinzi:unafanya biashara gani?
    bakhresa:nauza koni na ice cream.
    mlinzi:zile ramba ramba za watoto!
    bakhresa:ndio
    mlinzi: hapana huwezi kuruhusiwa, kwa kuwa biashara yako ni ndogo sana, mimi mlinzi unavyoniona namiliki kampuni ya kutengeneza helicopter, na humo ndani kuna wamiliki wa mercedes benz, jumbo jet,bmw,toyota,range na wengine.
    kwaheri.
    Jamaa ikabidi arudi Bongo kimya kimya.
     
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    za chembe JF-Expert Member

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    Nafufua misukule
     
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    Hiyo hatari sana.
    Boss wetu wa Bongo.
     
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    sergio 5 JF-Expert Member

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    Uongo wa kiwango cha awamu ya 5
     
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    Mambo mengine bhana, umetoka kwenye mtihani wa kidato cha nne au?
     
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    jukwaa la jokes hili....chill out
     
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    Super Don JF-Expert Member

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    H
     
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    Mbna unachukiz sas
     
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    Haha
     
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    Kwahyo tucheke au?
     
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    Kwa raha zetu!
     
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    Abuu Said JF-Expert Member

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    Mi mwenyewe nashanga Tanzania tajiri anauza vitu vidogodogo hii inaonesha sisi ni nchi maskini
     
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