Mke wangu anachekesha kweli kwa kununa

[Duh Aisee]

This is the best “ uzi tayari” uzi i have ever read. Can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.

Mpashie mishikaki shemu mkuu, umlishe, asikiae njaa sana.

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Kubwa Jinga kweli wewe

 

[Half american]

Analo?

😂

 

[Hope urassa]

😂

 

[Smart911]

Weka picha na number yake ya simu...

Cc: Mahondaw

 

[Kubwjing]

Weka picha na number yake ya simu...

Cc: Mahondaw

Yanini sasa?

 

[gwangaeto]

Mi wa kwangu amenuna na mdomo wa chini wiki ya 3 sasa adi mmeamua nitafute katoto ka alifu 2 kaendelee kunitoa siteresi ndogho ndogho😀😀😀

 

[kiss ov love]

Asante kwa taarifa 😎

 

[Chizi Maarifa]

Mke wangu ni mwembamba sana halafu hata akiniambia nimnunulie chakula gani ili akila anenepe bado hanenepi. Lakini ni msafi sana kuliko mimi

Jana nilimtania tu nikamwambia wewe mwili wako ni mfupa na ngozi tu huna nyama...akanichunia eti halafu akamwambia mamayake. Mama yake akamgombeza akamwambia kinachokufanya usile ni nini na una mawazo gani au una minyoo🤣🤣🤣

Mimi nilimsikia mama yake akimgombeza nikacheka eti akanikasirikia hata jumuiya hajaenda nikamwomna msamaha nikamletea mishikaki 6 ya ng'ombe anayopendaga na juice hajanywa eti

Leo akaniambia mimi ni Kubwa lakini Jinga kuzidi mtoto wa nursery, Lakini sijanuna

Nikamwambia kwnn hujaenda jumuiya akasema hajiskii

WANAWAKE SIKU HIZI MNAPENDA KUOANA SIJUI KWA NINI. TENA WEWE UMEOLEWA NA MWANAMKE MWENZIO UKIWA BADO MDOGO SANA. AKILI ZA KITOTO NADHANI MWILI TU LABDA UNA MATAKO MAKUBWA NA MAZIWA NA TUMBO. KICHWANI EMPTY.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

I wish yangu iwe hivi pia, au Joanah wasemaje?

 

[Kubwjing]

WANAWAKE SIKU HIZI MNAPENDA KUOANA SIJUI KWA NINI. TENA WEWE UMEOLEWA NA MWANAMKE MWENZIO UKIWA BADO MDOGO SANA. AKILI ZA KITOTO NADHANI MWILI TU LABDA UNA MATAKO MAKUBWA NA MAZIWA NA TUMBO. KICHWANI EMPTY.

Wewe ndio mwanamke kwa haya maneno yako ya mipasho

 

[Mr Pixel3a]

Mapenzi yana run dunia

 

[prince john john]

Kataa ndoa ulinde afya yako ya akili...
Hatudanganyiki

 

[Think2]

Hizo ni genye kamata piga hio kitu uone km atanuna sasa

 

[fimboyaukwaju]

Mke wangu ni mwembamba sana halafu hata akiniambia nimnunulie chakula gani ili akila anenepe bado hanenepi. Lakini ni msafi sana kuliko mimi

Jana nilimtania tu nikamwambia wewe mwili wako ni mfupa na ngozi tu huna nyama...akanichunia eti halafu akamwambia mamayake. Mama yake akamgombeza akamwambia kinachokufanya usile ni nini na una mawazo gani au una minyoo🤣🤣🤣

Mimi nilimsikia mama yake akimgombeza nikacheka eti akanikasirikia hata jumuiya hajaenda nikamwomna msamaha nikamletea mishikaki 6 ya ng'ombe anayopendaga na juice hajanywa eti

Leo akaniambia mimi ni Kubwa lakini Jinga kuzidi mtoto wa nursery, Lakini sijanuna

Nikamwambia kwnn hujaenda jumuiya akasema hajiskii

siku akijamba uje utuambie

 

[cocastic]

Analo?

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[MTAMBUCA]

Mke wangu ni mwembamba sana halafu hata akiniambia nimnunulie chakula gani ili akila anenepe bado hanenepi. Lakini ni msafi sana kuliko mimi

Jana nilimtania tu nikamwambia wewe mwili wako ni mfupa na ngozi tu huna nyama...akanichunia eti halafu akamwambia mamayake. Mama yake akamgombeza akamwambia kinachokufanya usile ni nini na una mawazo gani au una minyoo🤣🤣🤣

Mimi nilimsikia mama yake akimgombeza nikacheka eti akanikasirikia hata jumuiya hajaenda nikamwomna msamaha nikamletea mishikaki 6 ya ng'ombe anayopendaga na juice hajanywa eti

Leo akaniambia mimi ni Kubwa lakini Jinga kuzidi mtoto wa nursery, Lakini sijanuna

Nikamwambia kwnn hujaenda jumuiya akasema hajiskii

No one is coming to save you

EXCEPT FROM GOD

So stop sharing your problems with ANYONE but Him.

 

[kyagata]

Mna umri gani?
Mlete nimpige pumb.u

 

[Nelly Willy]

Analytical ni kweli unaonekana mtu mzima mjinga,utatombewa kabla ya Oktoba

 

[LiFe 2-point-0]

Au kama vipi akikusogelea mshike tako.

Unamaanisha mfupa wa tako au? 😂😂