Misemo ya bongo

[pmwak]

Cha mtu mavi ukikiiona kitemee mate

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[Tinambuya]

Tulia ww jogoo liamshalo watu asubuh ila kufungua mlango huwez na kamwe hutoweza kazi kuwika tuu

Sent from my BlackBerry

 

[Tinambuya]

Ukipanda mahindi unavuna mahindi nakushangaa ww unavuna karanga aha

Sent from my BlackBerry

 

[Tinambuya]

Chokochoko mchonoe pweza mm hutoniweza, hakuna marefu yasio na ncha

Sent from my Nokia

 

[Tinambuya]

Usiguse koki utalowa!!!kelele za chura hazimtishi tembo kunywa maji

Sent from my Nokia

 

[NancyM]

-------- huidhirisha hasira yake yoote bali mwenye hekima huizuia na kuituliza.

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[Tinambuya]

Jaman leo bubu kaongea

Sent from my Nokia

 

[ACCOUNT FULL]

Babu jinga kaa ufikiri, Mali yako inaliwa!!!!

 

[Tinambuya]

Ahaa sio kila mwenye nywele anaakili

Sent from my arusha

 

[masnai]

Ahaa sio kila mwenye nywele anaakili

Sent from my arusha

kama mume wa mtu sumu basi mke wa mtu maziwa.
rafiki mkia wa fisi ukimshiriki atakufilisi,

ukicheka na nyani utavuna mabua

 

[iGodmanhustler]

Ukinipa simwambii mtu

 

[KML]

kodi za simu (1000) ni kwa ajili ya kuweka umeme ruvuma na kujenga hospital

 

[cute dimpoz]

Chezea mm ww utalala mtaroni

 

[Bree ven]

mla cha mwenzie na chake huliwa..

 

[aduwilly]

Kesho nendeni msitu wa mabwepande kuokota maiti yake, tumechoka sisi, liwalo na liwe

 

[CEYLON]

ukiona manyoya ujue kaliwa

 

[Jambo Tz]

mwendo mnyato

 

[donlucchese]

Akili ni nywele, wigi memory card!

 

[Rama munga]

chungu akichagui kuni...!

 

[Ndoa]

Gamba limeishia kiunoni, by andrew chenge.