Misemo ya bongo

[Jay Msimamo]

Hata Kama Lakini Haikuhusu

 

[tobycow]

unakutana na gari bovuu halafu nyuma lmeandkwa "baba ako analo?"

 

[toghocho]

kusoma hujui hata picha huioni?

 

[ally linje]

Me napenda kuwaita waliokuja dar kutoka mkoa kwa neno"wa from ubungo bus temino or wa first time"

 

[pirate]

Hata ukipendeza mjini uendi.

 

[JtheTATA]

Uwoga wako ndio umaskini wako.

 

[SHIEKA]

Kuna misemo ya bongo huwa naipenda sana, embu cheki huu
“KULIKO KIOZE, HERI NIMPE JIRANI YANGU”. Hahahahaha
Embu na wewe tupia msemo wako unaokufurahisha sana.

"Kama kuoga ni usafi, kwa nini taulo linachafuka?"
"Jino moja mswaki wa nini?"

 

[Mr Kicheko]

wanafikiri kwa kutumia Ma.sa.buri

 

[Vodka]

Pick up imeandikwa nyuma "NIKIKUA NITAKUWA SCANIA"

 

[Ngamakisi]

ukisusa wenzio twala

 

[jb87]

kama kutoa ni moyo basi kujumlisha ni figo

 

[KAKA SWAY]

Ukitaka kula kubali kuliwa kidogo

 

[Tinambuya]

Zumbukuku njoo huku ulimwengu uko huku ahaaa

Sent from my BlackBerry

 

[Tinambuya]

Ukishuka me napanda

Sent from my tina .com

 

[Tinambuya]

Usinione kimya nasubiri uropoke ahala

Sent from my BlackBerry 9700 using JamiiForums

 

[Miss-Thang]

masikini akipata ------ hulia mbwata

hivi nini maana ya huu msemo?

 

[omben]

Mpende akupendaye

 

[Tinambuya]

Ukimwaga ugali namwaga mboga

Sent from me

 

[nessonlegend]

Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu.

 

[top kibobo]

kama mvuvi vua usichezee mashua.

umenikosha sana kiongoz