Misamiati na Misemo iliyotia fora wiki hii kuhusu Escrow

[kasenene]

Mmesaha neno "Tenesco"

 

[babagodi]

Bango kitita

 

[Mudawote]

Apitielo(Mh Hawa ghasia)

Hawa ghasia ni Hunde

 

[babagodi]

Hahaha! Ninja

 

[babagodi]

Faili mirembe

 

[barafuyamoto]

Rejea kiambatanisha....

 

[House of Commons]

utakatishaji...teh teh teh

 

[Mushka]

Jf ni kweeere hadi raha

 

[mdukuzi]

ekisikrow by asumpta mshana

 

[akili chache]

Tumbiri

 

[Bally B]

Hakuna waziri muongo kma Muhongo

 

[KING COBRA]

tezi dume

 

[chamalee]

Kwa mujibu wa matukio yaliyotukia wiki hii hapa nchini, ifuatayo ni misamiati iliyotia fora:

1. FOMULESHENI
2. Majizi
2. Tumbiri
3. Singasinga
4. Mafisadi
5. Ashiki
6............

Mnaweza kuongeza mengine mpaka tupate orodha kamili ya misamiati hiyo.
:israel:

Mmezoea kuona wazungu wakitupga waswahili masele kacheza dili kawapiga shida iko wapi hapo ?

 

[amaizing]

nafuta kauli il a ukwel ndio huo

jf rahaaaa.......

 

[SAUTI YAKO]

singa singa A.k.A mtoto mpendwa mpaka anasamehewa kodi

 

[Chivundu]

Taarifa.

 

[Judgement]

Nimeisoma Sredi hapa busatini iliyoshushwa na Member anaekwenda na username tpaul , akidondoa misamiati iliyo heat Bunge la escrow .

Mimi nishuke na baadhi ya semi ambazo kimtazamo , naamini zimekimbiza .

SEMI :-
1 .
"Mfumo mzima wa Serikali , ni kama ulipigwa ganzi , ama uliganzishwa"
- By Deo Filikunjombe

2 .
"Mlikaa Kunduchi beach , mkaanza kugawana fedha za Serikali kama chakula cha njaa"
- By Ole Sendeka.

3.
(Akim'quote Mwl Nyerere , Filikunjombe alisema) :
"Tukianza kuwavumilia Masultani wa kuchaguliwa , tutapanda Masultani wa kuzaliwa."
4 .
"Kuna wanaofikiri ukishakua Sultani, utakufa Sultani , nadhani wanakosea!"
5.
"Watu wa mfano wa Rashidi Kawawa ni wachache sana duniani , na hawazaliwi kila siku"
6.
Akim'quote Thabit Kombo Filikunjombe alisema :

"Ongea uwongeavyo , lakini wacha/weka akiba ya maneno"
7.
"Ni rushwa pekee inayofanya mwenye macho asione! Mwenye maskio awe kiziwi , na huweza kumfanya mwanaume akawa mwanamke , na mwanamke kuwa mwanaume"
- By Ole Sendeka.
8.
"Waliomuua Yesu, baada ya kumuua walimfunikia shimoni/pangoni jiwe kubwa sana na kuhakiki asingewezatoka kivyovyote vile! Lakini wauwaji walipoondoka kwenda Galilaya , walimkuta Yesu kafika Galilaya kabla yao"
- By Kangi Lugola.

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[Mbuzi Mkali]

umesahau , kuna mbunge mmoja alisema

"ashk majinun"

 

[Mystery]

Ngoja nivalie kininja, ili nisiwaonee haya mafisadi, wakati nawachambua.
by Kangi Lugola

 

[neggirl]

Hahaaa.. interesting