Michano, Punch lines special thread

[mtengwa]

kuna washkaji wa A city wanaitwa KiNGS kuna chalii anaitwa Raff MC jamaa ni mbaya sana kwa punch line

 

[Rockcity native]

Nawagema mashabiki kama ulanzi kwenye UBETE / kisha natafakari kabla ya kusukuma KETE (black rhyno)

 

[Rockcity native]

Usiombe uwekwe biti moja na MIMI/ utashangaa hadi leo uganda hamna dada gaidi kama iddi AMINI. (songa)

 

[Rockcity native]

Muhaya mtulivu hutuzwa ndizi na SENENE / haya maumivu ni zaidi ya ngumi ya taya giza NENE. (msodoki)

 

[Rockcity native]

Jivike vyeo watu wenye vyeo wakuone ----- / nachokupa leo sio kimeo ka rasta za CHEGE / demu wa kusini mlaze machweo mchanue MATEGE / ni youngkila mjenzi wa leo nisie laza ZEGE. (msodoki)

 

[sembo]

Mmh we mkali

Naitwa Harry, Ila machizi wananiita One/
So habari Mrembo, Ningependa kukufahamu/

Miss Beautiful

 

[Rockcity native]

Inanipa wazim kimwana kuachana na HASHEEM / na bado mnawasiliana je unampango wa kuchanganya TIM. (fid Q)

 

[Rockcity native]

Inanipa wazim kimwana kuachana na HASHEEM / na bado mnawasiliana je unampango wa kuchanganya TIM. (fid Q)

nadhani lilikua dongo kwa jokate

 

[housegirl]

hahaaa

"Will Smith dont gotta curse in his
raps to sell his records
Well, I do
So f*ck him and f*ck you, too.”
Eminem

hata sijui wimbo gani...

 

[g click]

sinung'uniki sina viatu wenzangu hawana miguu,
hawalalamiki wanamshukuru aliye juu,

muite FA

 

[the american dream]

fu.ck u hoes,get grip motherfu.ckers pini nzima hain flaw BIG-it was all a dream

 

[Deo Corleone]

Aliyenipa pumzi za bure ndo alinipa hiki kiburi ,ukizani naogopa nongwa bado hujanijua vizuri
Majibu ya kijinga kwa maswali ya kipumbavu,mi Nina mambo mengi mwana siwezi jibu kila kitu
Muombe mungu anikwamishe,nabisha hata Mimi aliniumba yeye,juhudi ndo zinatufautisha_,MwanaFa

 

[sembo]

Ndoto za kuwa Bilio Ngwear/
Kwenda Club na wana, then hiyo bili ya Ngwear/


RIP Ngwear

 

[sembo]

Mi ni MC, nishapitia mengi kwenye gemu hii/
Ili usije lalama "plz help me"/
Nataka niwe nawe milele Ray C/

Songa.

 

[Rockcity native]

Siku hizi pesa haiongei pesa ina APA / utu umeshuka bei thamani ya pesa IMEPANDA. (fid q)

 

[tamuuuuu]

Unapiga kelele nini,MC Huawei.

 

[MO11]

Kumbatia uzalendo ukose hela ya kula/
mwenye chuki muoneshe upendo kesho ajifiche sura/
Dili bado magendo na mwendo bado wa chura/
ndio maana ya msuli tembo matokeo sungura/

 

[KIOO]

Kama force ni zaid ya G.F
Ni project ila sio D.F
Nimesmama vertically kama alphabetically
A,B,C,D to the E,F

Nariprezent JF
Sio FB mi nakick JF
Science Tech,MMU
Chunga sana mwana kuna V.V.U

 

[Pdraze]

This town aint big enough for all of us but aint goin nowhere! Big pun capitol punishment

 

[KIOO]

This town aint big enough for all of us but aint goin nowhere! Big pun capitol punishment

Yeeeeeah,tutabanana humu humu mkuu'