Michano, Punch lines special thread

[Rockcity native]

Dogo janja usigome kama TUCTA / huwezi ku-manage kwa ganja kama vipi kamsome GUPTA. (male marxist)

 

[Mafia Jr]

Angalia usiwe unazima moto usioweza kuuzima ukakuzima mazima

 

[King Kong III]

King Kong in da house minjingu we go harder// nipo na nitonye yes he's my brodda.

 

[sembo]

Wanangu wa Moshi Tech, komaeni mtatoboa/
Msishindane na mademu, mapedeshee watawahonga Noah/

 

[sembo]

Tunzo nzito kama behewa la mizigo/
Mi ni bia nzito, mlevi na mnywaji mjichunge na figo/

 

[mtengwa]

na sijiwezi kama snitch anaeropoka/
dada ako aniita plasma nina inchi za kutosha/


illimatix

 

[mtengwa]

wnaniita boko haramu/
nawateka dada zao kwenye soko la mamu/

nikki mbishi

 

[MankaM]

mademu wananisifia naitwa a.k.a iwant u

 

[mtengwa]

mademu wananisifia naitwa a.k.a iwant u

demu ninaemtaka Manka wa Jf
jioni anaulozaga imepost mara ngapi

 

[MankaM]

demu ninaemtaka Manka wa Jf
jioni anaulozaga imepost mara ngapi

wenzio wananiogopa ka ukimwi....... usiombe nikakushauri

 

[MankaM]

tunajikinga japokuwa wanamind kuzaa na sisi...... wanathamani ya diamond na tunawabeba kwa freee
.... CNN hii

 

[VAN HEIST]

mlevi mnywa safari je unajua unapokwenda???

 

[Mnyenz]

Mi ni paka mwenye kengele, nAwasaka panya

 

[sembo]

Mi nataka nikutoe out tukale ice cream/
Mwambie unatembea na sembo your night dream/
Sio rahisi ila itampasa kuamini/
Mwambie mkiucheza mchezo, unahisi kama naucheza mimi/
Kama akikuomba mtoke mwambie uko busy sana/
Kazi zinabana hauna mda usiku wala mchana/
Mletee mapozi, amwage machozi, visa vizidi/
Mfanye akuone demu wa njozi, akuote tena inapobidi/
Mwisho abwage manyanga/
Mwambie haukupenda muachane ila Mungu hajapanga/

 

[Rockcity native]

Mwanza zao la hphop mapenzi TANGA/ lebo kapewa mkurya studio kumejaa MAPANGA/

 

[sembo]

Mnajigawa kwa makundi/
Lakini kumbuka malaya hachungwi/

 

[Rockcity native]

Naishi kibosi na usanii HAUPOTEI/ natumia noti yenye sahihi toka enzi za MTEI.

 

[Ududu]

Mwanza zao la hphop mapenzi TANGA/ lebo kapewa mkurya studio kumejaa MAPANGA/

Hahaha!nani hiyo tena?

 

[Ududu]

Najionea maajabu, najionea mapya mama angu , hakuna mpenzi ya hivi kokote kwenye hii dunia.

 

[Rockcity native]

Hahaha!nani hiyo tena?

msodoki huyo enzi zake Tamaduni music