Michano, Punch lines special thread

[MO11]

Asante mkuu, naingia chimbo kuisaka.

pia inajulikana kama sanaa ipo sokoni

 

[sembo]

Let me pray for this people/
When they say Hip Hop is dead wakati M Lab ipo/

Songa

 

[fugees]

wanasema zinapitisha, mapadri na mashee hawazitaki, wamesahau kichwa kidogo kikisimama kichwa kidogo kikisimama kikubwa hakifanyi kazi. BONTA.

 

[sembo]

Wanasema najua sana vitu/
Nimegundua kua mwezi ni kama jua la usiku/


Rap kanisa, mi ni askofu wa kila misa/
Wanaona mpaka vipofu, ila giza/

HATARI ni kuota moto sio ndoto/
AFADHARI ni kumzaa mtoto sio choko/


Songa a.k.a Samaki Mwenye Kiu Ndani Ya Maji!

 

[MO11]

maisha ni kujipanga we mganga usigawe hirizi/
viongozi msizuie ganja huku mnachukua ushuru wa riz/

 

[MO11]

ridhiki ina kamba ivute ikupe noti/
mkulima rudi shamba DECI sikuhizi mbegu hazioti/

 

[sembo]

Usiende kwa mganga kisa kocha hakupi namba/
Ukiwa bosi, jamaa watasema safi hata kama ukijamba/

Sterio

 

[cmoney]

Lyrically commit murder With no probable cause/
A Rebel of course, Ukonga's Finest, they Labeled me boss/
Higher than a cockpit, Huwezi level hii cross/
Plus in savin hip hop they be countin me for it/
Bilingual beast-wakazi

 

[sembo]

kumbe ulijiona kidume kwa kuwa ulipeleka sembe/
hukuwaza ulitakiwa umkune ili akuite jembe/

Roma

 

[cmoney]

Rafiki wa kweli yukoje... ni mkimya au anayechonga/
Yule aliyekupa jina?au pengine anayekuponda? anayezuia usidondoke au anayesubiria kukuokota?/
Au ni yule ambaye ukimuudhi anakutusi kabla hajaondoka?/ Hakuna adui mbaya ka rafiki yako mwenyewe ambaye hajui.. ka yupo nawe.. au yupo kinyume na wewe/

 

[cmoney]

For a million little pieces naweza kumcon Oprah ka James Frey/
Na watasema sitishi wakati wanaogopa nisitokee/
Waufuate mkumbo huu wa wasomi.. wa midundo na mistari/ ukiwa na nyundo mkononi.. ni rahisi kupigilia msumari/
Sio tu bongo.. mpaka Ng'ambo hakuna uhuru wa habari/ kuna uhuru wa mwenye chombo.. mitambo na mwenye mali/
Kujifanya hawasikii.. haiwasaidii.. wala haiwajengi/ unachosema ni.. kamwe IPP haitompinga Mengi/
Kwa wanaoread between the line wagoogle hiyo verse ya kwanza

 

[Gamba la Nyoka]

"Na hata uende kwa kalumanzira haupungizi hasira za mataahira"- J Nature

 

[Public Enemy]

hii sio THINGS FALL APART novel ya CHINUA ACHEBE/

Wanavutana mashati mithili ya wapiga DEBE/

Wabishi tamaa hawakati maskini wamejaa ngebe/

mateja na mihadarati mabaunsa wacha wajibebe/

usistaajabu uzuri wa jeneza ndani imesheheni maiti/

skillz bado naeneza kugeza itabidi u-fight/

hata game sio kucheza comedy Joti na Mpoki/

asie na fedha wanambeza ndo maana siku zote hatoki/

Nyota ya kweli haitafutwi siuzi sura BSS/

Jumanne Idd hakumbukwi gari yake kaifanya Taxi/

wakwapi walotamba na siku hizi wamebaki stori/

kwa mfano Mwisho Mwampamba na mshamba Saida Kaloli/

 

[Ududu]

ridDah hawa DECI walinipiga laki yangu enzi nipo chuo.

 

[Ududu]

kumbe ulijiona kidume kwa kuwa ulipeleka sembe/
usibebe sembe kizembe bi shost china utanyongwa

 

[MO11]

pigana na dhiki utafika kilele/
usione noma kama binti aliyefukuzwa na mkwewe /

 

[Mafikizolo]

Kwa kupost picha Insta hilo mnaongoza utasikia mjengo wangua mpya kumbe umepanga unajiongeza
Nasikia daily mko gym eti mnatakunua vifua wakati mkirudi makwenu wengi wenu mnajichubua.

 

[Mafikizolo]

Sibora sisi unga kuliko nyie maaa................hamna stly, hamna,swagga wala hamjui kutunga
kwakuongeza sifuri kwahilo mnaujasiri hata fidodi ya milioni mbili utasikia milllioni miambili sheeeee!!

Staminaaaa!!

 

[Ududu]

Naona watoto wadogo bado munaichezea fasihi/hadi masharo balo wanajiita ma mc/kwenye sanaa kitambo kaa ukumbi wa DDC..

 

[MO11]

Napoketi kuwa kimya na nguvu ya soda/
usipokunja goti hizo ni style za kishoga/