Methali: mwenzako akinyolewa...!?

[Ultimate]

Nasisi tusubirie waje wachukue serengeti na mikumi yetu kwa maana 45Tr hazilipiki

 

[corasco]

mmmh mama naogopa

 

[The Mongolian Savage]

Mimi nitakopa benki ya dunia kwa ajili ya kuhonga tuu. Each and every eligible puss* will never cross my path without being untouched.

Tumechoka!

Hussein Melkiory

 

[Mgirik]

Mimi nitakopa benki ya dunia kwa ajili ya kuhonga tuu. Each and every eligible puss* will never cross my path without being untouched.

Tumechoka!

Hussein Melkiory

Nmecheka Sana aisee!!!

 

[Diason David]

lugha adimu

Bishooooooo haswaaaa

 

[Manga ML]

Believe me!
Trust me on this one walahi!
‘Mataifa wataleta vipawa na mali kwetu Tanzania ‘ kwa kuwa wameamrishwa na Mwenye Enzi Mungu walahi!
DNA siyo uniform walahi!
That’s all!

Jifariji ila dalili zipo wazi hali ikiendelea hivi

 

[Manga ML]

prayers or you are prophesying?

Mzee baba umekua kama mimi?

 

[Mbao za Mawe]

Hasa yule kichaa wa chattle

Hayo yako mwenyewe.

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Mzee baba umekua kama mimi?

Kwanini boss wangu

 

[Manga ML]

Kwanini boss wangu

Adim kama mimi

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Adim kama mimi

noma sana boss. nilisikia ulitekwa na Maserati

 

[Slim5]

Jana nimetaka kujua namna ya kukopa Pesa benki ya dunia kwa dhamana ya Nchi yangu, nikifanikiwa hakika nitakopa mkopo mkubwa kisha nitokomee.

Binafsi ntakufata huko huko

 

[Mbao za Mawe]

Binafsi ntakufata huko huko

Hapana nyie ndiyo mtakuwa dhamana yangu.

 

[mrangi]

Ukiona mtu anakupa mikopo na zawadi nzuri ambazo huwezi kumlipa basi atakuja kukuoa siku moja hata kama ni Mwanaume mwenzako.

(Nimetumia mfano mkali sana maana kuna mtu anaweza kuolewa miaka ya hivi karibuni)

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Ova

 

[Chrismoris]

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Ule ukumbi wa mikutano waliojengewa CCM pale dodoma.

 

[Equation x]

Ndio wataboresha vizuri huduma na zitakuwa nzuri;ila kwa serikali itakosa mapato

 

[fundi bishoo]

Bishooooooo haswaaaa

kula tano king eyes

 

[Zungweboy]

Angalia kama zako nyingi tia maji

 

[TAI DUME]

Sisi hatuna shida. Tutaendelea kuwakopa kwa sababu tunakopesheka. Wakidai sn tunawapa mgodi wachimbe mpk Deni liishe halafu tunawakopa.

 

[Mango833]

We are in the right track