Methali mpya

[KING MIDAS]

sukari haina ladha kama huna mate

 

[kingxvi]

1. ukipenda vidonda usiogope maumivu
2.ujinga wa mvuvi samaki kukwepa nyavu

 

[MKWECHE]

-Aliyepo juu mfate huko huko juu alipo!
-Changudoa hapewi Talaka

 

[TechMaro]

Kufa ni kufa hata ukigongwa na benzi

Ukimwi ni ukimwi, hata demu awe mkali vipi.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Fukara hafilisiki

 

[mwananyiha]

1. Ukiona manyoya ujue kaliwa.
2.

 

[MVUMBUZI]

Kumbe bado tunao wahenga na malenga?

 

[KING MIDAS]

Lori hata liweje haliwezi kuwa treni

 

[mwananyiha]

Mbuzi ni mbuzi...........

 

[Kilembwe]

Wasiwasi ndio akili

 

[divalicious]

hahah kuna watu wako safi nyngne zafaa kupitishwa

 

[Easymutant]

Wadau Hebu Niambieni Hivi hawa SII SII Em Mbona wanaogopa Hivyo Mgombea Binafsi?

Unamaanisha CCM-Chama Cha Mapinduzi????

 

[mdoe]

Ukiona mwanga mkali angani, ujue ni radi au Bomu.

 

[Cestus]

Ukitaka kujua kama wewe umeoza jifunike na blankett halafu ujambe!

hakyanan cna mbav du!

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

Unamaanisha CCM-Chama Cha Mapinduzi????

Chama cha Masharabaro chini ya sharabaro wa ukweli JK

 

[Caroline Danzi]

Mbavu zangu mwenzenu.

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

hamna urafiki kati ya ng'ombe na mbuzi

 

[Sizinga]

Mficha u.ch.i bikra!!

 

[usofu]

Akiona kobe kainama ujue anaona haya.

 

[usofu]

Ukiona kobe kainama ujue anaona haya